Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Hey I can no more control the election than Coach Reeves can control the inbounds play.

Look I know you want to give me shit about De Blasio wining the mayoralty but what do I have to say about it. I am totally outnumber here.

Besides he was a shoe-in when everybody found out his son was Coolidge from the White Shadow. His kids are in every commercial and have won the election for him.

24 comments:

blake said...

I guess he's pretty, uh, racially
pretty cool.

Icepick said...

Yeah, please let's elect more people because they're half-white or related to people who are half-white. I mean, it's worked so well in the past!

Chip S. said...

It's not that he or anybody is half white or half black.

It's that he's all-red.

Palladian said...

Black and white and red all over.

Methadras said...

DeBlasio is a watermelon. Green on the outside, red all the way through.

ricpic said...

It doesn't hurt DeBlasio that his opponent has the sex appeal of a periwinkle.

The Dude said...

Flora or fauna?

Icepick said...

It's that he's all-red.

Yeah, tell that to Dan Snyder!

Icepick said...

It doesn't hurt DeBlasio that his opponent has the sex appeal of a periwinkle.

Oh no, haven't we had enough of sex appeal in NY political campaigns?

ricpic said...

Fauna! But you knew that.

I actually like Lhota. Unfortunately he's terrified that saying DeBlasio will take NY back to the General Dinkins nightmare, which he will, will earn Lhota the racisss label. The great weapon of the Left is that most mildly conservative types self-censor, rendering themselves deballed.

Trooper York said...

ricpic haven't you seen the commercial that Lhota has been playing all the time.

It does exactly what you asked.

I will see if I can post it.

The Dude said...

Hey Troopski, how you feelin' today? Okay?

ricpic said...

Haven't seen the commercial, Troop. Don't have a TV. So deprived! Anyway, since I was wrong mea culpa. Tragically, New Yorkers will put their fate in DeBlasio's marxist hands. Such is humanity. If they had listened to ME...but then, I'm perfect.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Only Trooper can be talking basketball when the Word Series is going on...

Oh wait, that's right, the Red Sox are leading 3 games to 2 and playing at Fenway next.

GO SOX!

ricpic said...

Even when I'm wrong I'm perfect! So there.

ricpic said...

Where are they playing the sixth game, in the Bruins' hockey rink?

Icepick said...

Even when I'm wrong I'm perfect! So there.

You sound like a Democrat.

Icepick said...

Sorry, that was a low blow. And not the good kind.

Trooper York said...

Thanks for asking Sixty.

I have been having good days and bad days.

Yesterday was a bad day so I have to rest. The a-fib knocks you out and you don't to do anything but concentrate on your breathing and resting. So if I don't post much it is because I have to rest.

Trooper York said...

I do feel a lot better today.

Trooper York said...

It is not a real World Series Lem if the Yankees are not in it.

This is just an exhibition. A lame one at that.

Chip S. said...

Get some more rest. You're delirious.

Trooper York said...

Hey I must be.

I am working on a "Laura Bush's Diary" where a young kosher boy becomes a sploog stooge by spending all of his time in a booth in Show World where Joey Heatherton was appearing.

The Dude said...

In eighth grade I read "Beware of the Dog" by Roald Dahl, an extremely short story. Yesterday I saw "36 Hours" and recognized the source material.

I bring this up only because in that movie, along with the usual '60s actors was Eva Marie Saint, who strikes me as a quintessential Trooper type babe. Correct me if I am wrong, Fog Blather.