It's not just that. We pride ourselves on getting everyone on our website. Look at this chick. She is an honest to goodness Eskimo. From Alaska. She put on some clothes to model for the website.
Talk to me when you hire a fucking Eskimo. Just sayn'
Saturday, October 26, 2013
I know that fool Crack tries to call me a Raciist
It's not just that. We pride ourselves on getting everyone on our website. Look at this chick. She is an honest to goodness Eskimo. From Alaska. She put on some clothes to model for the website.
Talk to me when you hire a fucking Eskimo. Just sayn'
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Lime green nails and black lipstick.
Love it. Absolutely love it.
Inuit is the proper term. There are different indigenous people in Eskimo, Inuit's are the most populace.
Don't worry, that was me just channeling some PC shitbird. She's a whale eater.
I don't know if you can see the tribal tattoo under her eye. Pretty wild and crazy stuff.
She was a fun girl.
spinelli beat me to it. Even I know that calling an Inuit an Eskimo is racisss! Did you at least offer her a nice piece of blubber? Ah, blubber.
"Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!"
Homer J. Simpson
Sixty, My son lives w/ the niece of a great drummer, Clyde Stubblefield. He is a great guy who ended up living in Madison. Clyde played for years w/ James Brown and has some great stories. Yesterday, Leslyn and I went to a high school band concert in Madison. Clyde and his buddy, another great drummer named John "Jabo" Starks, were given lifetime achievement awards by Yamaha. They both play Yamaha drums. Jabo is a hoot also. Here's my point, there were 4 sax players, 2 were girls. You know that has to be a Lisa Simpson influence. I was thinking how cool is it that a fucking cartoon could have such a positive cultural influence. I guess Homer and Bart offset that.
My niece is a talented saxophone player currently working on her masters degree in music after attending a music conservatory for her undergrad degree. She's a tiny little thing and she plays a baritone sax, among others. I hear she is quite good.
Clyde Stubblefield? Didn't he wind up playing in the house band on the WHA'dya Know radio show broadcast from Madison on NPR?
RIP Marcia Wallace, AKA Edna Krabappel.
Haz, Yeah he makes regular appearances on that show. Maybe once a month or so?
Eskimos have over a hundred different words for snow.
We have more words than that for Merde, but most of them you can't say in front of kids or people of delicate constitutions.
This is less about Crack and Cody and more about the two offensive mendacities below...
Evi, if you switched the meade/ann pics it would be hilarious.
I thought about doing that, but I am saving that for something other than hot monkey sex. My photoshop skills suck.
It would be hilarious if Chip Ahoy makes an Meadehouse dog sex GIF. She would completely wig out.
I've tried being racist but I really can't tell people apart.
I just hate all y'all.
Does her snatch smell like polar bear? I'm just asking outta curiosity.
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