Trooper York: Heart Like a Wheel with a flat tire

Monday, October 7, 2013

Heart Like a Wheel with a flat tire

70 comments:

Chip S. said...: Heart like a wheel, face like a Beatle.; October 7, 2013 at 3:10 AM
ndspinelli said...: Beetle.; October 7, 2013 at 10:09 AM
Evi L. Bloggerlady said...: Those chicks remind me of the Sweatty Ball twins.

What you need is some Hungarian goulash!; October 7, 2013 at 11:43 AM
ndspinelli said...: Those 2 women were great character actresses. Neither found their niche since leaving.; October 7, 2013 at 12:18 PM
Icepick said...: Better a heart like a wheel with a flat tire than a head like a hole. But enough about Crack's lunatic ravings about all white people having all their money solely because of the slave trade of Crack's parents. What a fucking wack-job.; October 7, 2013 at 5:15 PM
Icepick said...: THe good news is that it is easy to read the long threads when you skip all of Crack's and phx's and Ritmo's posts. Plus I get to skip my own, so 200 post comment threads are really only about 40 or so comments at that point. Easy-peasey, Japanesey.; October 7, 2013 at 5:23 PM
The Dude said...: AllenS is on point, as usual. Crackers is cracked.; October 7, 2013 at 5:57 PM
MamaM said...: At least you still have the original refilled wheel sporting one of those flashy light attachments, and not the weeny looking spare.; October 7, 2013 at 7:12 PM
The Dude said...: Hey Troop - how you doin'? Gettin' some rest? Takin' it easy? Runnin' a 5k while eatin' Krispy Kremes? Tawk to me!; October 7, 2013 at 7:37 PM
Cody Jarrett said...: Could someone who's been around longer and/or paid more attention tell me why Crackers McGee almost always (99%) of the time refuses to engage with DBQ? She can be saying exactly what others are saying (or usually they're saying exactly what she's saying) and he leaves her alone.; October 7, 2013 at 8:09 PM
Cody Jarrett said...: and of course right after I ask that, I read the fresh posts in that one thread and find that he did engage. Although I notice he was a little nicer than he is to some others.; October 7, 2013 at 8:15 PM
MamaM said...: DBQ, for as long as I've read her, has been an honest, open, straight talking, no bullshit commenter.

That doesn't leave much room for Crack to engage or relate.; October 7, 2013 at 8:20 PM
The Dude said...: The answer is obvious, if you understand Cracker's history and mental defects.; October 7, 2013 at 8:20 PM
Cody Jarrett said...: I don't understand Cracker McGee's history or mental defects.

I'm also a little curious...DBQ is honest, open, straight talking and no bullshit.

What am I then? You'll never find me playing phx style games (unless it's for kicks) and Crackers McGee still manages to libel and smear me as some sort of hater of the black race who salivates over the idea of shooting a black child and so forth.; October 7, 2013 at 8:36 PM
The Dude said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; October 7, 2013 at 8:43 PM
Cody Jarrett said...: Oh. Sorry for being obtuse. I had forgotten he was a vanilla fever boy.

And no, I don't think the last bit was name calling. I've known a lot of idiots in my life. I seem to attract them, in fact, like flies to althouse.

I'm kinda an expert, and he's an idiot.; October 7, 2013 at 8:45 PM
Michael Haz said...: Cody - consider it a badge of honor.; October 7, 2013 at 8:49 PM
MamaM said...: It's not about you, Cody, it's all about him. There's no relating with someone who doesn't want to relate.

Maybe it has something to do with the way women are regarded in the culture he claims as "his".; October 7, 2013 at 9:33 PM
Trooper York said...: The dude got some white pussy and he never got over it. Just keeping it real.; October 7, 2013 at 9:40 PM
Trooper York said...: I do have to say I like Crack and respect him even though the goes off the rails now and again.

He can stand on my lawn in a jockey uniform anyday. Just sayn'; October 7, 2013 at 9:41 PM
Cody Jarrett said...: Why do you respect him?

Just askin'.; October 7, 2013 at 10:27 PM
chickelit said...: I was disappointed in couple of my fellow bloggers over on that thread. I tried to explain but I think DBQ outdid me. Also, I don't like the way people ignore AllenS.; October 7, 2013 at 10:34 PM
Cody Jarrett said...: Royal Chicken, I have to say--I was very impressed by your conduct on that thread (I was coerced into reading it, I swear).

I wish a couple of the people you tried to pin down a little had bothered to show a little honesty and answer you.; October 7, 2013 at 10:57 PM
Cody Jarrett said...: Hey! Spinytailed Flatfish in 5 is still a possibility!

Right Chip?; October 7, 2013 at 11:06 PM
Michael Haz said...: WTH is going on over there? And why does FH have to explain what the nice black man said?; October 7, 2013 at 11:12 PM
Chip S. said...: Yep.

So is Sox in 4.

Peavy v. Hellickson. We shall see.; October 7, 2013 at 11:14 PM
Icepick said...: Didn't Crack say something to the effect that DBQ wad living off money slaves earned, or was that someone else. I'm trying really hard to ignore him, though sometimes I slip, and I am seeing quoted stuff in others comments.; October 7, 2013 at 11:18 PM
Cody Jarrett said...: I'm fairly sure it's Crimson Hose in 4. I wouldn't have been shocked (SHOCKED!) if it was Hose in 3, but thought more likely the Flatfish sucked it up for one win, and Bucholz is a giant drooling vagina.; October 7, 2013 at 11:19 PM
Icepick said...: And Trooper, I also got some white pussy and never got over it. What's your point?; October 7, 2013 at 11:19 PM
Cody Jarrett said...: Icepick, I saw that thrown about but I didn't read Crack saying it. Although I try to mostly skip his bullshit because my bp tends to flop into the red fairly easily.; October 7, 2013 at 11:20 PM
Chip S. said...: I'm afraid you may be right about Buchholz, Cody. It'll be nice if Peavy comes up big.; October 7, 2013 at 11:23 PM
Cody Jarrett said...: In college I learned a valuable truth (I'd always heard it, I just learned it for myself)--it's all pink on the inside.

Don't really know why Crackers is bigoted against the black snatch. I enjoyed it.; October 7, 2013 at 11:24 PM
Cody Jarrett said...: Peavey will. At least I think he will. I like him a lot. Kinda reminds me of Schilling.

I've never liked Clay Clay. I was pleased to see him pull himself together to start this year and all, but I've never liked him.

Probably jealous that such a scrawny, ugly pathetic little man has dated at least one more Penthouse Pet than I have.; October 7, 2013 at 11:26 PM
Icepick said...: Crack has always been a bit crazy, but to me it seems like he has gone completely gone batshit crazy now. Fuckin' A, Romney lost, ya big black pussy, get the Fuck over the Mormon thing, already. This is why I hate militant proselytizing atheists. They can't even take a win with any grace. Hmm....; October 7, 2013 at 11:28 PM
Icepick said...: Pollo, I don't think I understand your comment about fellow bloggers, but then in at least 100 comments behind.; October 7, 2013 at 11:31 PM
Cody Jarrett said...: I thought (and may be wrong) that he was speaking of Deb and Freeman ...er...Hunt, who took it upon themselves to be Cracker McGee apologists. You know, Crack hasn't changed, you have. He's always been sooooooo smart and creative and brilliant and cute and you're all just big meanies for disagreeing with him...and stuff (yes, that was all me projecting. I admit it).; October 7, 2013 at 11:36 PM
Cody Jarrett said...: Plus there was all that bullshit about how a Mormon POTUS would make a weird cult into a respectable religion, or something. You know, like the way people used to think of Catholics before Johnny.

And of course it's bullshit that no one cares about Harry Reid being a Mormon (and one of the most powerful men in the country).

That doesn't matter. Oh no. Only the Republican running for POTUS matters.

Sigh. There goes the bp again.; October 7, 2013 at 11:38 PM
chickelit said...: And why does FH have to explain what the nice black man said?

I don't know. She laid out crack's opinion so earnestly that I seriously thought it was her own. Then she said she hadn't expressed any opinions about Mormonism. She reminded me of Althouse.

Ice: FH and deborah. They are "fellow bloggers" in the Lem sense.; October 7, 2013 at 11:40 PM
Chip S. said...: *heads over to Lem's to see what's what*; October 7, 2013 at 11:40 PM
Cody Jarrett said...: Typical. I get no credit for being right.; October 7, 2013 at 11:41 PM
chickelit said...: Thanks, Cody!; October 7, 2013 at 11:43 PM
chickelit said...: Thanks, Cody!; October 7, 2013 at 11:43 PM
chickelit said...: Thanks, Cody!; October 7, 2013 at 11:44 PM
chickelit said...: Thanks, Cody!; October 7, 2013 at 11:44 PM
Cody Jarrett said...: Did anyone notice when FH said she hadn't been at Lem's (where she's on "staff" because of the school year (that's fair) and because Althouse just opened up unmoderated comments?

I dunno. I think back to a post Troop put up a while ago about Lem's "friends".; October 7, 2013 at 11:44 PM
Cody Jarrett said...: Well geez Chick, you don't have to kiss my cheek or nothin'.
Once would've covered it.; October 7, 2013 at 11:45 PM
Icepick said...: Ice: FH and deborah. They are "fellow bloggers" in the Lem sense.

I got that Freeman was doing her usual Freeman thing (and noticed that despite her claim she rather pointedly left Mormonism outside the penumbra of Christianity*), but I didn't get where deborah was doing anything annoying. But then, I like deborah (we've had various email exchanges now and again) so perhaps I just let it slide.

Anyway, I'm not sure I care enough to try and catch up on that thread. None of the three liberal commenters (and I include Crack in that group, as he won't tell me HOW he differs from the Democratic posters, and he won't tell me WHAT the Republicans are supposed to do other than turn into cheese eating surrender moneys, which is rather ironic given his personal history) are likely to answer a direct question, and Crack's shit is getting very old.; October 7, 2013 at 11:51 PM
Icepick said...: But maybe I will. Perhaps insomnia is coming on again.; October 7, 2013 at 11:51 PM
Icepick said...: Mostly I'm willing to give Freeman the benefit of the doubt in this sense: I think she's pretty sincere in what she writes. However, she's never gotten over being being captain of the school crossing guard.; October 7, 2013 at 11:53 PM
Cody Jarrett said...: I like the line, IP.

And I used to like FH. But over the last year--either she's really turned into a ...well, something, or I've just reached some kinda limit, because she's the human equivalent of fingernails on the chalkboard these days.

She's Althouse Lite. And Althouse Classic is pathetic enough.

I don't know what's going on with Deborah. Every time I check in over there lately she seems to be being a bit of a mild bitch. Which pains me, because while I was posting there I thought she was really cool.; October 7, 2013 at 11:58 PM
Trooper York said...: I respect Crack because he is a black man who can read and write.

You don't see that often and you need to encourage it. Just sayn'; October 8, 2013 at 12:18 AM
Trooper York said...: It would be the same thing if Sixty could play basketball. You have to respect people who step out of the box.; October 8, 2013 at 12:19 AM
Icepick said...: It took me a long time to realize it, but I've got a well-developed emotional mechanism for not noticing some things. (My wife figured it out soon after meeting me, I believe.) Dealing with my mother, it was often better to just not notice what an evil bitch she was. That's kind of carried over into the rest of my life. So I don't always realize when things are going south.

Thus I was rather late (as in extremely late) in realizing just how nasty Althouse & Meade were as operators. In that case ego probably also played a role, as they were both rather pleasant with me over time, even after comments got closed last summer. Blanket statements by Meade over at Lem's started putting me off, which led to more direct confrontation, and finally the blow-up over Palladian is what it took to break down that barrier to perception.

But on occasion it does also afford me some useful distance on things. I really do think Crack is getting worse. He's always harped on the cult thing, and the black thing, but now he just can't let it go. Hell, he keeps telling me that Romney was my boy last year, even though he and I were pretty much the only nominal conservatives that were forcefully anti-Romney over at Althouse, though we had different reasons.

And he's also striving very forcefully to assert how much smarter and more perceptive he is that others. It's really striking me as someone who is becoming more and more isolated (and this predates his back issues, I believe). Dude's flippin' out because he's in an isolation tank, probably of his own making. A classic depressive case.; October 8, 2013 at 12:21 AM
Trooper York said...: I have a Crack thread.; October 8, 2013 at 12:21 AM
Icepick said...: I think you mean you have a thread in your crack. It just doesn't make sense the other way.; October 8, 2013 at 12:22 AM
Trooper York said...: Crack is hurting. His back is fucked and he has been laid up so I can understand that he is getting testy.

I was laid up for ten days and I was starting to lose it. What happens is you get distilled down to your essences. Crack as a angry black man with a demand for reparations. Me as a loudmouthed asshole. A very hungry loudmouthed asshole.; October 8, 2013 at 12:25 AM
chickelit said...: You have to respect people who step out of the box

Prospector must have been your favorite character in "Toy Story."

And I'm not hating on FH and deborah. I was just annoyed that they both seemed OK with Crack's dismissal of Romney on the basis of his faith.

And I was put off by her arrogance of asserting that people were treating him differently (without specifying who). That's why I went out of my way to recuse myself from her list. I had been in the mix with crack right before her comment, so I think I was justified to assume that she might have meant me.; October 8, 2013 at 12:36 AM
chickelit said...: And I know that Crack reads here. So what. Makes me feel better about "talking behind his back."; October 8, 2013 at 12:37 AM
blake said...: Me as a depressed mope of a mope.; October 8, 2013 at 12:38 AM
Icepick said...: A very hungry loudmouthed asshole.

Would it help if I ate a bowl of ice cream?; October 8, 2013 at 12:53 AM
Icepick said...: And I know that Crack reads here. So what.

Yeah, he pops up from time to time.; October 8, 2013 at 12:55 AM
The Dude said...: Trooper York wrote...

"It would be the same thing if Sixty could play basketball..."

I can play basketball. Was quite good at it as a youth. Was on the track team, too, sprinter and high jumper.

So save your racism for someone else, bitch. This white boy had some moves and could jump. In fact I will play you in a game of one-on-one when I visit. But I'll give you some time to heal up first.

How about this coming Saturday?; October 8, 2013 at 9:12 AM
Cody Jarrett said...: Sixty Grit. Is there anything he can't do?; October 8, 2013 at 11:08 AM
Icepick said...: Sixty Grit. Is there anything he can't do?

Can he scratch his ass with his nose?; October 8, 2013 at 11:52 AM
Icepick said...: For that matter, can he scratch his nose with his ass?; October 8, 2013 at 12:21 PM
The Dude said...: "No" he said, with a sly smile as he licked his eyebrows, "but I do have a way with the women."; October 8, 2013 at 2:03 PM
Icepick said...: "No" he said, with a sly smile as he licked his eyebrows, "but I do have a way with the women."

LOL, I hope you know where those eyebrows have been!; October 8, 2013 at 2:40 PM
The Dude said...: Well, this comment number seems apt.; October 8, 2013 at 3:12 PM
chickelit said...: You are what you eat, sixty.; October 8, 2013 at 3:21 PM
blake said...: I wonder who that was a memorial for.

Kate passed a few years ago.

Yes, I’m older than my old man now
Trying to keep it in context
Not only older than my old man ever was
But I’m guilty I've outlived my ex; October 8, 2013 at 4:06 PM

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