Sunday, October 27, 2013
Frenchy Fuquas's Explains it All
Yo boyz sorry I don't be around lately. But I was way depressed. You see I hurt my back bending over backwards to justify my boys Obama's fuck up in that medical bullshit. I threw my fuckin back out and am laid up. Plus my landlord wants to evict me and I am hiding out. She is freaking dentist and you knows I hate dentists. They are cult. They put that floride in the water to keep the black man down.
Anyways there wasn't much to talk about. My Steelers and Giants have been getting beat like Chris Browns bitch when she wouldn't take it up the ass. But now things are looking up. I means the Steelers played well and lost but they are getting. My man Eli won the last two games without an interception and they are on their way. They one a bunch of games in a row on the road when Eli won his first Super Bowl. They have a bye and some easy games coming up. I mean the Cowboys are falling apart and of course the Giants have the Packers number. They be the most overrated team in the league.
Best thing the Jets got slaughted. Now that's fun.
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You gotta watch out for those dentists.
They got slaughtered but one of their fans cold cocked a woman like last week.
Troop should go as Frenchy for Halloween.
I think he should go as Lou Reed.
At the rate he is losing weight, he could go as Iggy Pop.
Only if he doesn't have peanut allergies, Evi.
Looks like NYC is getting a commie, pro-criminal mayor.
Good luck with that.
We get the kind of governance we deserve.
Michael Haz said...
Looks like NYC is getting a commie, pro-criminal mayor.
Good luck with that.
An admitted and practicing communist running a city like NYC? Wow, they finally got their wish. Now let's see how it goes.
We get the kind of governance we deserve.
The question I've always had is: Why do I need to get screwed so the rest of those mooks can get what they deserve?
Obama he innocen'. Obama he innocen'. Obama know nuttin'...so he innocen'. Ha ha, answer dat, honky, answer dat. Da's right, da's right, you can't answer dat. You up 'gainst nigra thinkin' and you stumped. Ha ha, ha ha, you duh slabe now, honky.
BAM!
Michael Haz said...
Looks like NYC is getting a commie, pro-criminal mayor.
Good luck with that.
They could tax and hollow the financial industry like they did the auto industry in Detroit to pay for services. If the experiment works, expect a lot of grumbling and then a wealth exodus. It'll take time though.
Michael Haz: It is the whole 70s retro thing, NYC wants to go back to that gritty Serpico-French Connection look.
What could go wrong?
What could go wrong? Let's see....
DeBlasio has promised that he'll end Bloomburg's stop and frisk policy. And he's promised to end NYPD's spying on Muslims.
So everything will be okey dokey, crime-wise. Plus, he wants to raise taxes.
The downside is that Blase will cause a mass exodus of Y*nkees, some of whom will blight our formerly lovely state with their grating accents and innate love of socialism.
This will not end well.
Look, the rich liberals have been drifting this way since 2000. But once things start rapidly going to hell again they'll put someone who knows what they're doing back in charge. They won't abandon Manhattan like they did Detroit, because it is a rich person's Disneyland. And Giuliani's NYC is too fresh in everyone's minds.
Liberals today are like Slim Pickens riding the bomb, whooping it up. They welcome the damage that's about to be unleashed. They are sick and twisted.
Interesting how Spinelli tells Titus to remove a comment over at Lem's on the 10 Year Marriage topic....and Meade shows up on cue.
Makes one wonder who plays the role of Titus in the AltMeade soap opera.
Haz, reading your last comment makes me happy I didn't read any of the comments on that thread.
So did Titus delete it or did Palladian, using admin power, delete it?
Because it read like Palladian did it.
Author versus blog admin - it says in the space where the comment was.
IP - Short version: Titus put up a couple of comments, one of which may have contained personal information about another commenter. Spinelli told him to let it go and to behave; the comment was taken down.
Meade showed up to tell Spinelli "Obviously, Nick wants to have a 10-year relationship with Titus but it's hard because Nick and Titus are already married to other people. Poor Nick. Another lost war but he won't make that mistake again twice."
Meadey is, as usual, a preening attention whore. Pay no attention to him.
What did Titus post?
Makes one wonder who plays the role of Titus in the AltMeade soap opera.
They share.
Seriously, they do. When Titus is all airy and light and fab, spinning yarns about his poop or whatever, that's Annie. When he's nasty, that's Meade. If you compare some of Meade's posts with nasty Titus posts, the style is identical.
Plus, Meade has a reason to stir shit with Palladian just now--given that EPR mentioned the falling out and the holding of the nose.
Just my own theory from reading posts over the years. Meade doesn't have it in him to write in that "fab" style. His prose is much clunkier.
Cody, but that doesn't jibe with Trooper's assurance that Titus is a real person. Although I am willing to believe that several people share the account.
And can someone answer a question for me? Was Meade married when he got involved with Althouse? I seem to recall reading that somewhere.
I know that, Sixty. That's why I'm confused why Palladian said he (or an admin) took it down.
Palladian also suggested he was through playing games. Be wise to heed it. Like my grandfather used to say, it takes him a while to get mad clear through, but once he does....
To a woman?
Freshly divorced, I believe.
IP, why don't you ever pay attention to what I say?
Again: Titus is a real person (although I'm not sure how Troop knows, since he's also said Titus repeatedly stood up face to face meetings, but whatever, I buy Troop at face value). Inga is a real person.
Titus and Inga have both allowed their accounts to be used by Ann/Meade when it suits them. We actually have some proof of this, Troop even mentioned it the other day in the rainbow sockpuppet thread.
At least, that's the story that appeared in the New York Times article that "outed" Meade. Although why it rated mention in the Times....
To a woman?
To something. A woman seems most likely at that time and place, but I'm willing to accept the idea that it was a sheep dog or a chihuahua.
Cody, that's what I thought you had said in the past, but I'm getting confused.
And give me a break, I spent an hour this morning cleaning up the work of vandals, though fortunately it was in the street and the house next door, and not my house.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/05/fashion/05althouse.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0
I'm not making it clickable. Too much effort for the subject.
Vandals? Well, when the Goths arrived in Florida, cold the Vandals be far behind.
Better them than Vikings.
Christ Almighty, the NYTs wrote an article about them. All the news that's fit to print, and a bunch of other shit, too.
I must have not been reading TOP when all that was going on.
I claim Viking blood, mostly because I want to spice up my bloodline, but I don't deny they were brutal.
Anyone watch the series on the History Channel? Yikes. Ragnar's wife is not to be messed with.
Cody, I had already puller the article up. Holy crap, they will print anything these days.
Fuck it. I'm going to start writing novels and get rich and famous. Seriously, they'll print anything these days!
Viking? I can see that.
On Friday, Feb. 13, the couple and their laptops met at a cafe there. They chatted, she wrote; literary libidos soared. “I loved the kissing in public,” Ms. Althouse recalled last week. A car had passed and someone hooted. “No one has ever yelled, ‘Get a room’ at me before!” she said, with evident delight.
You didn't know this, IP?
As I recall Meades excessive posting to the Althouse blog was one of the main issues in his divorce.
He plays the long game. That is what grifters do.
@Spinelli: You recently said here or at Lem's that "Titus didn't cross a line." I respectfully disagree. I'm very much with Palladian on this; he's a bullshit artist who needs to mocked mercilessly.
See also my comment over at Lem's on the relevant thread.
he's a bullshit artist who needs to mocked mercilessly.
"he" being "Titus."
No, Darcy, I didn't watch it. There was always something else going on. Once I had to take the dogs out, and there was that time I had to sit in the chair staring at the wall.
Cody, these vandals looked more like Obama's sons.
As best as I can determine Titus is a real person. He has a facebook account that he contacted me on when I went private. Now that could be fake but I don't know if anyone would keep posting to facebook just to keep up that façade.
Meade has definitely posted as Titus or Inga. I wonder if a blog administrator can edit comments on a blog. If he could then he could use that identity without having the password. I don't know if you can do that but that explains it.
What's the difference between mocking and ridiculing?
I prefer to ridicule people myself. Especially sockpuppetty queero sexuals.
You didn't know this, IP?
I knew they had met in the comments (I go back to 2006 in the comments at TOP, maybe a little earlier), but I've taken breaks from that blog off and on through the years.
What's the difference between mocking and ridiculing?
None
Meade has definitely posted as Titus or Inga.
Anyone can change the name on their profile easily enough. If you click through to the profile, and it isn't private, everything else will be the same.
And in blogger you can't edit comments. On wordpress you can, and also on Discus, I believe.
@Cody
Ah.
I believe ridicule is much more direct than mocking. You can mock someone and they might not catch on. Ridicule is designed to let the victim know they're taking it in the face.
Darce: once it shows up on Netflix or Amazon I'll buzz through it. I have almost zero tolerance for commercial television anymore.
I watched most of the first ep and parts of others and it did look well done.
That's why I like it better, IP.
I mock people I care about even. I'd never ridicule someone I gave a crap about.
When I get around to ridiculing people--I don't stop until there are punches or tears, either (or both).
I get bored. It's why I live alone.
Chirbits aside, Titus goes after me because I reference Sarah Palin and use the words "Sullivanist" in comments. I don't think I ever went after him or was mean to him--again, unless you count the chirbits. But the chirbits were scripted by him, much like the original voiceovers done by Palladian. Neither of us made up those words
And how does one explain Titus's past obsession here with MamaM except for some twisted psychopathology?
Thanks, Cody. I mistakenly thought you were mocking me. :)
Umm. LSL is really trying to get under Nick's skin on that thread at Lem's. It's kind of sick.
@Spinelli: One last thing--the analogy you made of your visceral loathing for Meadehouse and Inga is a rather good one. You have not been on the receiving end of Titus invective. In the future, I'll try to imagine myself a little bit more like you and hope you can do vice versa.
Ultimately, I think what we have here is a failure to make each other laugh. I find nothing amusing, entertaining, or funny about Titus (rather like "J" of old). Yet others find them hysterical. I'm pretty sure some people can't stand my brand of humor. I accept that.
I used to find Titus amusing. I can see how that could have been interpreted as endorsing somehow what he wrote.
I am sorry if that caused anyone here any pain. I don't mind the ribbing/mocking back and forths - and I see this get pretty rough a lot so sometimes it is hard to distinguish. However, I mind very much if I come to the conclusion that it's meant to hurt a friend.
Nasty, yes he is. It's telling that he is effectively mocking SSM despite his wife's long-standing support for SSM. He is by proxy ridiculing his wife.
I think Titus had a (barely) concealed hostility for you, and for a lot of other people, but it makes more sense to be amused than offended anyway.
J used to make me lol. Especially how, having called the rest of us all manner of stream-of-consciousness terms for his idea of awful, stupid people, he'd invariably refer to Bethany as "Miss Hunt".
And I'm fully aware that my opinion is not shared by many others, if any.
That's what makes comedy so tough.
@blake
You mean me? Yeah, he called me a dyke constantly for a while. I really was upset by it but in the comments here I laughed it off hoping it would go away.
I don't even want to explain how I went from that to finding him amusing. It's embarrassing how far off I was.
Nasty, yes he is. It's telling that he is effectively mocking SSM despite his wife's long-standing support for SSM. He is by proxy ridiculing his wife
I'm not sure I know what you mean here. My wife and I, for example, disagree on this topic. I mean, she's completely wrong, but I'm not ridiculing her. I'm just telling her she's completely wrong. (She does likewise, of course.)
@Icepick
Have you read LSL's latest comment over there?
The way Lem has his blog set up allows only the administrator (Lem) or the post author (in this case, deborah) to completely delete a comment. Since I'm not the author of that thread, I can't delete comments, so it was either Lem or deborah that zapped "Titus's" comment.
A while back I asked the "Comment Home" authors to delete any personal insults "Titus" may write about me, since I do not engage with him.
And yes he is a real person. He emailed me once years ago from his corporate email address, which was a biotech company in Cambridge. He also sent a picture of himself with one of those dogs he wrote about.
I just read it, Darcy.
Weird that Mr. Anti-homophobia would think "you're ghey" is some sort of clever repartee.
What a pathetic loser.
I did read most of the comments over there, but I just skip Meade's comments whenever I can, and I believe I did.
I would also caution everyone that A-House views blogging as performance art, and sometimes part of that is saying things that are the opposite of what you believe. That's one of the reasons I try not to read anything Meade writes anymore: No matter what he says, you can't be certain he believes any of it.
He also sent a picture of himself with one of those dogs he wrote about.
That'll put a chill in one's soul....
Weird that Mr. Anti-homophobia would think "you're ghey" is some sort of clever repartee.
Haven't met a leftist yet who didn't go there almost immediately when 'arguing' with what they considered a conservative.
True, IP. Merde argues like a lefty.
Which is to say, he's vile and incoherent.
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Ladies and gentlemen, my daughter's first blog comment. That I'm aware of.
Yeah, he called me a dyke constantly for a while
The curious thing is whether the person calling you a dyke was Titus or a sockpuppet.
That is so kewt.
It is curious, Michael. ;)
Icepick - was it you who was interested in a djembe?
Here is a picture of the one I want to sell: SYP djembe
And now on the Altspouse blog:
I ask, and Meade says: "This is 'A Song To Play Every Time You See A Sexist, Racist, Or Homophobic Comment Online.'"
Me: "I would rather be called a 'fucking cunt' than have to listen to that song."
Where to start, where to start?
Sixty, I don't think it was me.
Cody Jarrett said...
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/05/fashion/05althouse.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0
I'm not making it clickable. Too much effort for the subject.
Ugh, nausea. It's what's for dinner. Or lunch or for just throwing up.
Aw carp - I am too busy to look through the old comments to find out who was looking for a drum, so I call on the magical recall abilities of the Royal Chicken to help me out. O wise fowl, help me in my time of sales need.
MHaz, I wonder where "silly, stupid bint" would fit into her preference ranking.
I missed that one, Sixty. Sorry dude.
Yes, IP is right. But I think "performance art" is even more deeply embedded in the Professor's blogging (and perhaps much else) than ordinary, honest people would understand.
Very probable dialog between Meade and Althouse:
"It is a terrible thing for a man to find out suddenly that all his life he has been speaking nothing but the truth. Can you forgive me?"
"I can. For I feel that you are sure to change."
And so you have it. I challenge anyone to find anything truly professed or sincere about those two, except perhaps a love for gay marriage. Depend upon it, and you won't be disappointed.
Welcome, losers, one and all, to the Professor's Sucker Theatre.
Sixty, I think it is the responsibility of the person that wanted the thing to come forward and state, "Yes, that is the thing I wanted!"
Professor suckers - that works too.
Damn it - now I have joined in.
Stop this at once - I would rather see threads here with 3 comments than avalanches of rehashed bashing. In which I participate. With fervor.
May they find all the happiness they deserve. And may they be quick about it.
IP, you are correct, I just got around to photographing the thing and thought I would publicize it.
I think I'll go walk around the speedway some more - that helps everything.
I'll try to stop, Sixty. Besides, it looks like Bagoh and I are about to be fighting again.
Arm pixel torpedoes, captain, fire at Will. Or anyone else you care to aim at.
And for the record, I like dogs, will always own them, meet many different breeds at the market, but I am always wary of Pits, Chows, Rhodesian Ridgebacks, Rotties, skittish German Shepherds, Dobies and the ever unpredictable Chihuahuas.
Those fuckers can turn on you without remorse. Just sayin'...
I'm fine with dogs. But pit bulls scare the Hell out of me because so many of them have been bred to be unrestrained killers. Even the tame ones seem to snap more often than other breeds. (Possible exception to that are Rottweilers, but there aren't that many of those around.)
There's a reason that every wannabe gangsta drug dealer owns a pitbull, as do the actual gangstas.
Where I used to live it was Pit/Chow mixes - once again, they might be fine in the right setting, but some of them seem to be like a hand grenade with the pin pulled.
The only time I've ever had a dog not back down from me when I walked at them was the time the neighbor had three pitbulls. Any two I could scare off, but that day he had his brother's pit, too, and the three of them didn't back up when I went at them. That gave me pause.
Incidentally, the neighbors left the dogs at home this weekend while they went out. The dogs didn't like being couped up so they tore the utility room door off the hinges so they could wander around freely. Ask your self how easy it would be for you to tear a closed exterior door off its hinges bare handed.
I could do it. But then again I used to be the drummer in the Muppets band.
I could do it. But then again I used to be the drummer in the Muppets band.
Okay, that doesn't count then.
I could probably do it, but I'd feel like hell afterwards.
Whoa. When you've lost Fr. Martin Fox.......
Sixty: It was blake, rc or ric.
I think.
I have just returned from walking two laps around the speedway - took my BC mix and met up with a friend who has a Pit/Plott mix. Plott hounds are the state dog of NC and in this area one sees a lot of Pit/Plotts. This particular dog is very sweet and trainable. That's all I look for. Well, that and a weight under 50 pounds - I always want to have a significant weight advantage on any dog, just in case. But with those two particular dogs it's really more a case of trying not to let them kiss you. Sweetness is a virtue.
All of this is just another un-shaggy dog story.
Chicken, that clicking on the time stamp of a deleted post doesn't work for me. Maybe it's because I'm running enough hide me blocking software to make firefox barely function, maybe it only works if you've got contributor status?
Darcey, I'd never mock you. Ever. I might nudge you a little, ever so gently...but I'd never mock you.
Sixty would kick my ass if I did, for one thing.
And he's mean.
You are like a Pit/Plott mix - you can be trained.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr...
When LSL comes over trying to bust balls they are free falling. What are the chances he ever got a blow job from that ice queen?
He was talking about getting blow jobs?
I bet he's a "Never Nude" like that guy on Arrested Development, always wearing those jeans.
friend of mine wants me to get one of those lights for when the winter darkness comes, supposed to make me happier. I was fairly willing to consider it, but then I actually looked at the url she gave me.
www.sunbox.com
now I think it might be some kind of shouting thomas porn site.
Cody, buy some and install them in a bar.
Millionaire!
Good to know, Cody. I can take plenty of teasing/mocking though, without getting upset. I have 3 brothers.
Good response over there, Nick.
...who was interested in a djembe?
Sixty...It was windbag who was looking for one.
Why do I keep putting an "e" in Darcy?
err...
So now...why is it that whoever took out the Titus post(s)(?) won't take out the Meade posts?
Darcy, Thanks. He is the kind of male who didn't hang out w/ men, so when he does, he doesn't know how to act. That's why Annie married him . She married "a gay" and a girly man.
So wait...is he a grifter that set up the rich spinster law prof or is he the delicate girly boy flower that she always wished she was?
You guys are fucking confusing with your theories.
True story: One of my frequent bosses and friends is a black guy I've worked with for over 15 years.
One place we worked there was this Hawaiian girl who used to make the most awful off-color racist remarks--that we, of course, laughed off, because they're the sort of things we might say to each other.
Later she sued my buddy for, I can't recall, sexual harassment or something of that sort, and it came out in the trial that she hadn't been kidding about any of it. We were shocked, obivously.
But what's the alternative? To go around taking offense at everything? You don't lose anything by assuming the best of people (I mean, as long as you're not givin' 'em money) so why not?
Couldn't one be both, Cody?
Darcy,
In Cold Blood suggests so.
Cody, my theory is that AA wishes she was a gay man, is otherwise a manipulative so-and-so, and that LM likes playing along because he's a dick. The grifter thing doesn't play for me, nor does the idea that AA is being manipulated. I do think the theory that she is having health issues, perhaps exacerbated by alcohol, is interesting, but as of yet unproven.
We need a Fucking spread sheet to remember who believes what.
blake, Those Asians can be cunning. Just like Woo in Deadwood. "Woo..Swingen San Francisco cocksucker!"
I had not looked @ TOP for a few days. LSL's strange and angry appearance is about the absolute stagnant activity. Have you seen that photo of him in the woods. It looks like a fucking Stephen King book cover.
Exactly. Did you catch the attempt at a tie-in to LSL's comments at Lem's?
And good job not taking the bait. He hates being ignored.
Icepicker:
We could get a spreadsheet.
Or maybe we could just get a new hobby. I dunno.
Or maybe we could just get a new hobby.
And have to learn a whole new set of conspiracy theories? No way!
Nick,
The thing that was cracking us up about it was that she was very white supremacist, and we're all, "You're not even white! Hawaiian's not white!"
Go figger.
How about JFK conspiracies. Those are always good. Completely unprovable, too which makes for long, bloody fights!
Meade was on the grassy knoll?
No, Meade is a pasty.
chick, A Teddywegger joke pretty much indigenous to south central, Wi.
If you go to the WISC-TV website you should be able to see a story by Mark Koehn in Gino Gargano retiring.
Nick, I meant one of the thingies that latches onto the nipple. I guess it's usually a plural noun.
That depends.
chick, We dagos are always thinking of food. We're going to take a market tour in Florence. An American wop woman does them and people we know have gone and love it. You walk around Florence markets and eat all day. Lot's of cured meat, cheese, 12 year old balsamic, vino. Fuck the art!! We're going to museums too.
I would love to see a beef pasty covering Scarlett Johannsen's nipples right @ lunch time!
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