Our next Calendar Guy is a relative newcomer Bagoh20.
He was a famous actor in the late seventies and early eighties but has retired from the screen to start his own very successful business. He has a huge plant in California where he manufactures solar powered sex toys and novelties.
He would be perfect as Mr. June.
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Fabulous seventies mustache.
If we're going to do resumes, make sure you get mine right.
HERE: Skip to last paragraph
Actually, there should be some updates. That would be living with his wife, child, four cats (sigh) in Pine Hills, Florida, and the second revision, which I consider definitive, is now done. Unless Brandon Tartakoff's personal diaries (and related videos) are released, I don't think there's anything else to be said on the subject.
Mmmmmm....midget porn....
Schlongman!
California being California all bagoh has to do is go out on his front porch, wave his schlong around and the wimmens come running. That's why everyone once dreamed of migrating to California and dying out there with a smile on his face. The only difference is now you have to put a little sombrero on your schlong when you wave it around. Is that asking too much? YES!
The sombrero is fine. It's having to paint on the dopey little mustache that pisses me off.
The late, lamented.
I do believe he lived his last years with the knowledge he had gotten away with something kind of amazing.
In the rumor category: Mr June was said to have used a European style groomer to keep his mustache looking good, but released her from employ when she suggested a new look and took much off the sides.
Netflix has a very good doc about porn stars after the bloom is off the rose. The guys just go back to normal life. The women have a tough road. Harry Rheems was not in the doc.
The women have a tough road
You mean too hoe?
Rimshot!
Rimshot!
rimshots, facials, creampies...whatevs.
If I was a female, I would totally bang that guy, and bring all my girlfriends too so I could watch them make love to him. Then we would make him a couple samiches, pour him a frosty beer, clean the house, do his laundry, and walk the dogs. We would have sex toy parties where we demonstrate all the product for him, and we would never talk, or tell anyone for fear of angering him even a little and thus be refused the opportunity to come back and do it again. He is that hot, but you knew that. Hell, every month should be Bagoh20 month if you wanna sell those things.
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