President
Kennedy had many different pets when he was in the White House. He had young
kids and they loved their pets. They had Gaullie a poodle and Charlie a Welsh
terrier and Pushinka a mutt that the Russians gave them. They had hamsters and
fish and birds and of course Caroline had her pony Macaroni. The President
loved to have three ways with Macaroni and one of his interns who were his
sexual slaves. He liked nothing better than having sex in the pool with
Macaroni and an intern. He loved water sports. And he just loved molesting the
sweet young starry eyed girls who worked as interns. The press knew all about
it but didn't say anything like they later did with Clinton. That was because
JFK would have the interns blow the important newspapermen and eat out the girl
reporters. That was why JFK was the only president that Helen Thomas ever
liked. But that was only because he set
up at three way for her with Macaroni and an intern. Using Robert Reich as a
human dildo just wasn't the same thing.
(Buddy
Clinton Died for Your Sins, Doris Kearns Goodwin, Playboy Press, 2009)
