Thursday, October 24, 2013

The Men of Trooper York Calendar Project


Our Mr. December has to be our coolest dude Icepick. He lives in Florida but still manages to be way cool. You have to love the way he smacks around people on the internet. Which is easy to understand because not everybody can pull off that white rapper thing.

Mr. December...Icepick!

23 comments:

Icepick said...

I knew this was coming.

Trooper York said...

That's what she said.

Icepick said...

For the record, I was rockin' that hair cut before anyone had ever heard of Van Winkle.

ndspinelli said...

Isn't this loser on some Amish reality show?

Icepick said...

I know he's got SOME reality TV show, but I didn't think Amish were involved.

And I should add that I rocked that haircut without the blond streak.

MamaM said...

I'm digging Mr December's more aggressive presentation of the "one more thing" finger!

blake said...

Vanilla Icepick?

chickelit said...

Troop, did you get my email with the attached jpeg? I realize that you publish only a fraction of what I send you but I thought that one was pretty good.

Icepick said...

MamaM, the thing is to have a good stance. Feet placed apart, just at or a little beyond shoulder width, toes forward, left foot just slight to the front. Then turn your hips into as you throw the finger. So to speak.

The Dude said...

You forgot to mention placing your left hand on your left hip with your elbow held proud of your body to best display your many rings and flashy bling.

Excellent choice of clothing and accessories, too. The overalls are a nice touch - way to be down with the working man.

KCFleming said...

Word to your mother.

See there's goes ding ding da da ding ding, ours goes ding ding da da ding ding ding.
It's not the same.

Icepick said...

Sixty, I figured that people would figure out what to do with their arms from the picture. But it just won't work without a good stance. Kind of like throwing a football.

And Pogo, I'm impressed that you remember that. Uh, or something.

Icepick said...

What you folks just don't know is how much self-censorship I do.

KCFleming said...

I sing it every morning.

It makes the cat cry.

The Dude said...

It is important to build off a good foundation. Larry Craig agrees.

Cody Jarrett said...

What you folks just don't know is how much self-censorship I do.

I don't know, but I can guess. And empathize. Or sympathize. But not thunder thighs.

When I get worked up I delete 4-5 posts for every one I hit submit for.

Icepick said...

Sixt, you don't want to get too wide.

ricpic said...

You can't tell Icepick not to get his Irish up cause it's always up!

Cody Jarrett said...

I didn't know IP was the kind to give a pet name to his peepee.

Icepick said...

I didn't know IP was the kind to give a pet name to his peepee.

It's big enough to name itself, if it sees fit.

Cody Jarrett said...

Well I hope the two of you are very happy.

Icepick said...

Damn thing has had a mind of its own since about December 17th, 1979 anyway. It wants a name, it can pick one.

Icepick said...

Well I hope the two of you are very happy.

It's been pretty contentious through the years. Got me into a lot of trouble when I was younger.