It was very tough for Aunt Lily when Uncle Herman left us to marry his new slut Carol Herman. She would wander around the Munster Mansion and talk to herself.
She started to get very sexually frustrated. She would lie around naked all day and play with herself. She would oil herself up and roll around in dust and cobwebs and dirt like she was back in the grave. It is tough for the undead to relax. Since she was a vampire she couldn't lay out in the sun. She had to lay out in the moonlight and get greener.
It was tough to deal with.
Rampant vampire sexuality pushed into your face all day long.
It was like watching HBO 24-7.
That is why I had to move out.
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I always liked this one.
Your mind is in the toilet, Sixty.
Mommy mommy, that green lady's farts must be so stinky.
Ya see? I do pay attention in museums.
The Velazguez or Velasguez Venus is anatomically impossible. At least that's the consensus of art loving anatomists. It's her back. Too long for the number of vertabrae in a woman's back. Or a man's for that matter. Too long for 33 vertabrae according to anatomists of repute. I threw in that repute in case anyone gets uppity and argumentative.
Some women have an extra vertebrae. Some have an extra vertebrate.
I plan to inebriate when I watch the debate.
Drink 'em if you got 'em!
Ribbons and laces set off the faces of pretty young sweethearts and wives.
Maybe sweetheart is stretching it a bit, along with the spine.
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