Well Pia was eliminated from American Idol this week and everybody seemed shocked. I really wasn't because I thought she hadn't marketed herself well. Since she was an Italian American from New York City she should have went all "Jersey Shore." She could have slutted it up and been a lot more aggressive. You need a personality if you want to move forward in this competition.
Most of the performances were ok. Except for bearded douche guy and phony Rod Stewart dude. Both did screechy train wrecks of performances that should have got them bounced. Eyes closed dude also butchered "When a Men Loves a Woman" but for some reason J-Lo loves him. Maybe he reminds her of her first boyfriend. You know the one that grew up to be a gym teacher in Forest Hills. The phony rocker girl also tried to sing Janis Joplin which was like a Japanese Nuclear plant. They just don't have the pipes. Tourette rocker dude did a slow song but slid by on the praise of the judges and chocolate pudding black gay church guy was in the bottom three but made it out of the pack. They all have to pick up their games.
This year seems a lot sweeter than prior years. The performers seem more together and the judges make it a fun time to watch. It is definitely entertaining and a good watch.
My prediction is that it will come down to Deep voiced Randy Travis Pumpkin Head kid and babyfat Lolita from Georgia as we have an all country finale.
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Unfortunately Pia had zero personality, no sob story and was way too lounge singer pretty, she had to go. The granny/mom/tween voters must have hated her with the heat of a thousand suns.
BabyfatLolita may make the cut cuz she's young and bunny-cuddly; they can project their wannabee fantasies on to her.
I pray it's not Pukinhead.
I think you may be right about an all-country finish, especially after the last few Idols have been moneymaking duds; the obvious move is to country.
This week was especially satisfying as McSmileyBadSuitJumpingBeanDude bit the dust.
Hopefully Jacob Lutefisk will get the harpoon next week, he's more tedious than ClosedEyesDude, SpazDude and CreepyBeardedDude combined.
btw- was that not the worst rendition of "Nature Boy" known to mankind?
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