Sunday, April 10, 2011

Donald Trump demands to see birth certificate!


He made everyone on Celebrity Apprentice produce their birth certificates.

Lil John only had a Certificate of Jive Birth.

But that was acceptable because his parents were jazz musicians.
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6 comments:

Chennaul said...

You know what the whole problem is?

His real name is Barney.

Barney Obama.

April 10, 2011 at 8:18 PM
blake said...

He should show the BC, then, since everyone would understand his reasons for hiding it.

April 11, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Opus One Media said...

hello my friend....sorry its been so long.

I had this magnificent dream last night that you would have ignored Trump's trumping all available rightwing airtime and you would have held out to the bitter end...

alas.

hope the world is treating you well and you are in fine fiddle as ever.

April 13, 2011 at 5:46 PM
The Dude said...

"Fine fiddle" indeed. In English, the words you were looking for are "fine fettle", but you are too freakin' stupid to know that, right?

April 13, 2011 at 7:22 PM
MamaM said...

Maybe he was thinking of spiddle.

As in "On the eve of April 13, many fine folk who do accounting and tax work start foaming at the mouth and flinging flecks o' spiddle when asked how the world is treating them".

April 13, 2011 at 8:18 PM
Opus One Media said...

unless you are a musician and find the fiddling specially fine...but that is past your feckless fettle.

60grit, when you arrive at your meeting with St. Peter I do hope you bring with you a list of good deeds carefully noted and witnessed because no one will believe you have contributed anything of value if we have to just rely on your words.

April 17, 2011 at 9:00 AM

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