Yogi had a hard time adjusting after he was divorced from Cindy. Boo Boo had left to live in a guest house on OJ Simpsons place and Ranger Smith had moved on to Washington. The old gang was gone and the grotto was empty. Nobody was visiting him anymore. So he decided to do what a lot of lonely middle aged men do. His good friend shouting thomas introduced him to lotusflower.com an Asian dating site where he started to correspond with a lovely Panda named Ling Ling. They emailed back and forth and skyped until she took the plunge and flew over to meet with him. Yogi was in love. Because even though she was a bear she liked to do it doggie style.
(Joseph Barbera. Hey There, It’s Yogi Bear The E True Hollywood Story of Yogi Bear)
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I've never skyped in my life which I bet is something blake does on a regular basis being a Californian and all. I hope that makes up for my aggressivity in the hat post. Is Ranger Smith the blase guy in the radio commercials who says "Ranger speakin'?" Other than that this entire entry is beyond my ken. And don't call me Ken. Well, Titus can call me Ken but he's a hindu now and it doesn't count.
Ass over teakettle is one of many variants of an expression meaning 'head over heels; topsy-turvy; in confusion'. The usual British version is ass over tip (or tit), which occurs in James Joyce's Ulysses, among other works. This form also occurs in America. For instance, in The Grapes of Wrath Steinbeck has a character say "You jus' scrabblin' ass over tit, fear somebody gonna pin some blame on you."
Keep stretching.
Soon enough you will come up with exactly the answer you deserve.
Eew, I see camel tongue!
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