Monday, August 24, 2009

How to make wine!


First you must gather the grapes and hold them firmly to your bosum. Then you must place them in a oak cask and have a beautiful woman strip naked and climb into the cask and crush these grapes gently with her pristine soft tender feet as the sun shines on the mountain as she gently oh so gently mashes the grapes...and then.. and then...I forget.

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