Fiver: There's something very queer about the warren this evening
Hazel: Is it dangerous?
Fiver: No but this time it feels different. Sort of…..cheezy.
Bigwig: I know. It is coming from that garden across the way where we had the old warren.
Hazel: How do you know that?
Bigwig: Well Strawberry and I were on patrol and we heard the crazy lady screaming again like she used to do when we lived there. Calling people names and telling them what to do.
Fiver: But didn’t most of the animals leave that garden. I know the grouchy badger and gay blue jay left.
Bigwig: Well she seems to have a few new animals. You see she is very messy and leaves a lot of garbage out and they go and have a feast.
Hazel: What kind of animals would go and eat her garbage?
Bigwig: There are a lot of slugs. A couple of skunks. A muskrat or two. Oh and a weird little pet weasel she calls Bissage.
Hazel: What a strange collection.
Fiver: Thank Eliearah we don’t live there anymore. I wouldn’t want to wade through garbage every day.
Bigwig: Well some animals like that I suppose.
Fiver: But that doesn’t explain why it smells so cheesy.
Bigwig: Well the crazy lady seems to like cheese. I mean she has a lot of it in the garbage. Lots of wrappers and old cheese wiz cans.
Fiver: But that’s nothing new. She was always cheesy. Why do we have this terrible smell.
Bigwig: I think it is her friend that she has living with her now. You know the one we used to see trying to push her off the porch from behind when they weren’t wearing any clothes. You known the one she used to race down the hill on the garbage can lids. He is always sitting on the porch now.
Hazel: What does that have to do with anything.
Fiver: That’s just it. He just sits there all day and cuts the cheese.
(Watership Down, 1972)
Hazel: Is it dangerous?
Fiver: No but this time it feels different. Sort of…..cheezy.
Bigwig: I know. It is coming from that garden across the way where we had the old warren.
Hazel: How do you know that?
Bigwig: Well Strawberry and I were on patrol and we heard the crazy lady screaming again like she used to do when we lived there. Calling people names and telling them what to do.
Fiver: But didn’t most of the animals leave that garden. I know the grouchy badger and gay blue jay left.
Bigwig: Well she seems to have a few new animals. You see she is very messy and leaves a lot of garbage out and they go and have a feast.
Hazel: What kind of animals would go and eat her garbage?
Bigwig: There are a lot of slugs. A couple of skunks. A muskrat or two. Oh and a weird little pet weasel she calls Bissage.
Hazel: What a strange collection.
Fiver: Thank Eliearah we don’t live there anymore. I wouldn’t want to wade through garbage every day.
Bigwig: Well some animals like that I suppose.
Fiver: But that doesn’t explain why it smells so cheesy.
Bigwig: Well the crazy lady seems to like cheese. I mean she has a lot of it in the garbage. Lots of wrappers and old cheese wiz cans.
Fiver: But that’s nothing new. She was always cheesy. Why do we have this terrible smell.
Bigwig: I think it is her friend that she has living with her now. You know the one we used to see trying to push her off the porch from behind when they weren’t wearing any clothes. You known the one she used to race down the hill on the garbage can lids. He is always sitting on the porch now.
Hazel: What does that have to do with anything.
Fiver: That’s just it. He just sits there all day and cuts the cheese.
(Watership Down, 1972)
9 comments:
This is...queer.
Queer as fook!
Does Amy ever wash her hands? Yucko.
He's baaaack!
Cher's looking pretty good these days.
Hey Amy Winehouse eating a grilled cheese sandwich in mesh t-shirt is not gueer.
What are you a homophobe.
Don't insult our salami smokers like that.
What this is can only be described as disgusting. Gross. Unseemly. You know. Amy Winehouse.
You know she probably found that sandwich on the floor, of the bathroom.
Which is better than being a part of a sandwich on the floor of a bathroom which is usually her Saturday night.
On Sunday morning, her two male companions were last seen rushing to the nearest Roman Catholic confessional.
Praise Cheeses!
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