Because you can never have enough Hawaiian shirts. Here are two of the them from the knucklehead collection. The wife put these on instagram as Jim's shirt of the day. You which one people loved? The fucking turtle shirt!
Some fashion mo from Brazil loved it and he has over 100,000 followers. He loved the "regular guy" look. I can just imagine 100,000 dudes wearing turtle Hawaiian shirts and speedos at the beach. That's right girls. Speedos.
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100000 brazilian guys in speedos or you in 100000 speedos?
Brazilian women are possibly the most beautiful in the world.
So if you were browsing an online dating page, and you saw a pretty blonde girl who's screen name was "happyTgirl"...would you take the chance and email her?
I mean...what are the chances that 'T' stands for...well, you know.
Cuz who wants to date a happyTroopergirl?
Nick--
I remember reading an article about talent scouts looking for the Next Big Thing trolling a particular Brazilian neighborhood.
Troop--
Which one is the turtle one?
The bottom one is fruity and too tight.
Brazilian women are possibly the most beautiful in the world.
That may be true, but they speak Portuguese.
Who knew time was a Portugeuse bigot. He must have had some problems in New Bedford! Just busting your piccolo sack, Tim.
blake, I took note of Brazilians when we decided to adopt in South America back in the 80's. I had a Brazilian classmate in college that was drop dead gorgeous. A cursory check of Brazilian women will @ least put them near the top of the list. I'm willing to hear other countries. Ecuadorans are the least attractive South Americans. They make jokes in SA about them. Colombians are high up there also.
And I know why...
But all the Brazilians laid end to end (which apparently happens frequently) would barely equal one good looking Irish woman.
Red hair, pale white skin, blue eyes - all of a sudden I am feeling patriotic.
I thought red hair blue eyes was scottish and green eyes were Irish.
I know a couple Irish ladies. As in "grew up in County Cork" Irish.
Red/Green.
Smokin.
I can't see green. I can see blue. I ask about the red.
Hell, I might have been dating English women who shop on the Clairol aisle, for all I know.
But as they say, Scotch, Irish, it's all good. Keep your waxy Brazilians - send in the Celts.
Keep your waxy Brazilians - send in the Celts.
Preach on, Sixty, preach on.
I just demolished my concrete stoop. Which led up to the front entry door. Because my 90 year old neighbor, when I went over to him crying about how the stoop was badly degraded and a mason wanted almost $2,000 to rebuild it, $2,000! and whatamIgonnado? said "Knock it down! Don't worry cry baby, I'll help you with whatever problems you uncover in the process." And knowing that he loves to do all that manly stuff and I could take full advantage of that, a 90 year old man! I went ahead and tore down the stoop and carted it away and then my 90 year old neighbor basically repaired, well replaced actually, the door sill that had rotted out and most of the rotted wood on both sides of the stoop and tore out a trellis and put in a new trellis and I watched. Correction, I supervised. There'll be a special place for me in hell but folks, he loved it. That's what I keep telling myself, he loved it! OMG.
P.S. That door is now a door to nowhere but I never use the front entrance anyway and maybe eventually I can kinda suggest he build me a set of wooden stairs. Shameless, that's me.
Well, I come by my anti-Portuguese bigotry naturally.
I'm half-Spanish.
"But you don't look Spanish," you might say.
I sure do. You see, we were the original White Oppressors. The very first ones. Then the dirty Portuguese got in the act and gave us all those babes.
But my family is from the Celtic end of Spain. My grandmother had red hair, and my grandfather was a 6-ft.plus bruiser who would have looked perfectly in place in "Braveheart."
All of my family, Scots, Irish and Spanish are basically Celtic and from WEST of the Prime Meridian. So I have a genetic proclivity to pale, freckled women with red hair and green eyes, and am totally unimpressed by a culture that produces tan-skinned, waxed babes. I can't help it. It's in my genes.
On hidden packages, revealing Speedos, crowd stirring clowns, charging cows and overall gamesmanship:
The EBL received a prominent post mention and a link over at Lem's today with a headline quote from another old shaded favorite.
Perspicacity, thy name is woman.
freckled women
Oh God yes. Why some women feel self conscious about their freckles and spend time and money getting rid of them...
There'll be a special place for me in hell but folks, he loved it. That's what I keep telling myself, he loved it!
I imagine he did love it. Old people don't get many opportunities to feel useful in this society. That he was able to do it while a younger guy was flummoxed only increased his pleasure.
At least--if he's anything like the old bastards I know.
I don't really get the tribal thing as far as women go. Women are beautiful all over the world. All shades and features.
Except the Swiss. Swiss chicks are ugly.
all women are beautiful, some women are beautifuller than others
Every woman is beautiful in the dark.
I dunno about that, but I'm not really willing to argue it either.
So there's that.
To all the girls.
The list of hideously monstrous women is long. I will spare you the details. Use your logic, think deeply.
For me the list starts with my ex-. Ugliest woman on the planet.
As for the "all over the world" thing, having been to several parts of the world, I found that ugly is pretty evenly distributed. Beauty is rare.
Do I say any of this as a handsome man? Hell no. Garden gnomes and trolls shrink away when the see me. Elephant man took me along as his wing man.
We all have our preferences. I prefer to wake up with my money and body parts intact. Now that is a beautiful thing.
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