Stop staring at my tits. Oh and stop with the rap shit. Nobody believes in white guys rapping. That Ice Ice baby song sucks. It is never going to go anywhere.
No be a good boy and bring you Auntie her beer and package of Pall Malls. You little perv.
Tuesday, August 13, 2013
So you graduated today Icepick....I just want to tell you
Stop staring at my tits. Oh and stop with the rap shit. Nobody believes in white guys rapping. That Ice Ice baby song sucks. It is never going to go anywhere.
No be a good boy and bring you Auntie her beer and package of Pall Malls. You little perv.
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Icepick's a white guy? I thought he was an illegal from Brazil.
Can't he be both?
He feels threatened by the cartel so...so...so we gots to let him in. And put him up in a decent hotel. Not that Motel 6 for piss-poor natives. And then let in his whole extended family. All the way to second cousins. Altogether now...it's only FAIR.
I watched a documentary on Johnny Carson. Pall Malls were his brand. He died of emphysema.
Stop staring at my tits.
Never!
(And how I wish I had an aunt that looked like that.)
And then let in his whole extended family. All the way to second cousins.
I gotta bring my family? Okay, deal's off!
Icepick's a white guy?
Don't tell anyone....
Also, that's an old pic. I'm a big perv now.
"I watched a documentary on Johnny Carson. Pall Malls were his brand. He died of emphysema."
Yes, he smoked and lived to be 80. If only he'd not smoked he would lived to be 100, like y'know what's his name. Y'know the one person out of a million.
And man those are some great tits. I would stare at them, but I'm a gentlemen.
Johnny's parents both lived to be quite old. He inherited good genes.
He refused to quit smoking even as he was dragging an oxygen tank around just trying to keep his pulse ox in double digits.
That's dedication right there!
The shame about Johnny Carson isn't that we'll never see the likes of him again, but that we can't.
I was no fan of his work - he was vanilla and maudlin, stole most of his bits from better comedians, and he just didn't make me laugh.
Other than that, however, he was terrific.
D'oh!
Now if you'll get that damn cat off your lap...
Carson liked his audience. He could NOT be the star of every moment. And he could risk "dead air".
Those are things we can't have any more.
Wait, what cat?
I'm still looking....
Carson's mother was hyper critical of him. That's the core of his women problems. I read Alaska Magazine. A woman who worked on the Alaska ferry system waited on Johnny late in his life. He was very down to earth and pleasant. He had a long, gray, ponytail.
Carson was not a great standup. He needed someone to play off to be @ his best. He was generous in being the straight man for guests. He never felt the need to be the one talking. Conan O'Brien please take note! As long as the guest was comfortable and talking, it was fine for Johnny. He idolized Jack Benny and came up w/ his own bemused look when people said something that was an homage to Benny. It's a PBS doc available on Netflix.
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