I want to make easy for all of you who want to comment on our comment policy since what you think is so very very important to me.
To facilitate this and to make sure that I get all of your input I ask that you write out your questions and comments in calligraphy and place it in a bottle with a cork. Not a twist off as that is real low class. Simply toss it in the nearest body of water and it will make it's way to me.
That is how I always get my fanmail from a flounder.
That douche from Animal House writes to me every week. Jeez get a life you loser.
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Floundermail! :)
AllenS, if you're around, I want to thank you for your comments about taking care of my back. I am much better but I do still have to take care of it. Very thoughtful of you.
And thanks, Blake, for answering Allen while I was offline, too.
Now throw rocks at the bottle until you break it and it sinks to the bottom of the lake. Analogy complete.
I will have you know I checked the spelling of calligraphy three times so you wouldn't yell at me Sixty.
You are on fire lately dude.
Just don't bother with the ones that have a "J. Lohr Cabernet" label on them.
Pluperfect analogy: Then the lake froze over but thawed in the spring hope. Some divers found the bottle and the message that had been sent and delivered it to the addressee.
caplight45 is now flaunting he's meade. i think he wants to make people think i'm not him.
Communication and conversation are too different deals.
i'll be plowing snow this winter. and while i'm plowing snow i know law students who need good grades will be plowing ebl.
cow style.
You are swimming with the fishes goomba, capish? Im channeling J.
Meade is spreading himself a bit thin with all the sockpuppets, when will he have time for moderating? He did SUCH a good job.
As you know there was a permanent thread for comments, but that is gone now. You are directed to send your commentary to the lawn boy for action.
Moo.
Visit My Blog! The grass is sweet there.
Allie, I saw you make a comment about Hiroshima the other day. I went from my liberal days to less liberal days thinking it was a bad call. The more I read about Truman and the war the more I thought it was a tough, but correct call.
Read Unbroken by Laura Hillenbrand. That sealed it for me. If Truman waited just a few more days there was a kill order for all US POW's. The book has been on the best sellers list for good reason.
I'm trying to take Louie Zamperini's message of letting unjust treatment go. But I'm not there yet.
Thanks for your support.
MamaM said...
Communication and conversation are too different deals.
But not excessively different.
Nevermind our comments, what I miss here is a post, a thorough post, about ALUMINUM SIDING!
I always knew that EBL admired Crack but that's uncanny!
Christopher Hitchens had a deep resonant voice which carried well--especially when amplified.
ricpic said...
Nevermind our comments, what I miss here is a post, a thorough post, about ALUMINUM SIDING!
Wrong place, wrong time!
Don't be cluttering the site with your flirting and bellowing, or someone might order a clean up on this tread. And you know they will do it.
@Allie: Have you seen or heard from Ritmo?
Did anyone ever see Ritmo and Christopher Hitchens together in the same place?
I'm not going to post anymore. In fact, this is my last post.
Okay, I lied. THIS is my last post. The last post was my next-to-last post.
Who is doing the ebl and lawnboy posting?
I am getting confused.
tits.
I was supposed to go home to Wisconsin for Christmas but may not be able to.
My rare clumber is still limping. Took him to the vet, likely a sprain.
My doggy daycare won't take him in if he is limping. I am supposed to take him Sunday and fly out that night.
So if he isn't better by Sunday I can't go to Wisconsin.
My mother is totally freaking out.
This happened one other time when there was a blizzard and I couldn't fly out.
My sisters said my mom left the dinner table every 5 minutes crying because I wasn't there. My sisters also said she would never do that if they were not able to make it.
So, this kind of sucks right now.
But the rare clumber has to get better and he is my first priority.
Chickie, alas no I haven't.
The Real Estate Mogul Queen Couple across the hall are having their annual holiday party. They invited me but of course I won't go. While bending over walking the lame dog out the door to pinch I met Claude from New York, Michael who just flew in from San Francisco and Julio from Miami, they are really excited about the party....fags.
They were lunching in Harvard Square at Henrietta's Table, barf.
They told me it was either Henrietta's Table or Harvest. They said they would do Harvest tomorrow. Thanks for that information queens.
Titus: Have you no friends or neighbors in Boston who could look after him?
Nick, I know that Hiroshima probably ended the war early, savings thousand of allied lives. I've been meaning to get Unbroken for some time now, but have so many books on my Kindle app I need to finish first, but I will get it, I love WW2 everything, books, music, fashions, history.
It's hard to let some things go that we feel so passionately about, I know.
December 16, 2011 2:32 PM
I wonder if my brother would like that unbroken book for christmas?
Chick, he requires quite a bit of work. He is incredibly heavy and just to get him outside is a huge pain in the ass.
I have a harnas that I put under his belly to get him to move but he barely wants to move.
Also, all of my friends will be going home to the small towns in middle America where they ran from, for the holidays.
I thought about changing my flight for later but that cost another $1000.00.
Titus, sorry that so sucks. Your family sounds like typical wonderful Wisconsin people, we may be flyover country , but I think we put ourselves on the map recently. I really do love living here.
Thanks Allie.
It is what it is, got to take care of my kid.
Who is posting the EBL and LawnBoy stuff?
I am sorry about the rare clumber Titus. If my pasture was in Massachusetts, I would let the rare clumber stay in the shed. Can you bring the rare clumber with you in a dog carrier or would the trip be too stressful for him?
If I ever did take care of the rare clumber Titus, he would be eating chicken or horse meat. None of...well you know what. I am sure you understand.
I remember back in the early '70s when Alpo sold a "horsemeat" flavor.
@EBL, it would be wrong to feed the rare clumber hog.
(Okay, this is my last post.)
I am getting confused.
It's very confusing Titus! Allie's over at the barn preaching from a soapbox and praying for revival, while cows keep wandering over here to moo and munch.
I get around.
(cue the motor revving sound FX)
The Beach Boys, oh the memories.....
When I hear The Beach Boys, I hear Carol Kaye, the "Wrecking Crew" studio musician
Listen how she chimes in on the electric bass, 10 seconds into the song: link.
I think I just had a Carol Herman moment....
Try this link instead.
Hey how did that commercial get in there!?
Thanks Chickie.
Trooper, do you have a comments policy?
The EBL Comment Thread lives, it is just not linked anymore when you post a comment.
Hey how did that commercial get in there!?
Dunno. I've noticed that "commercialized" YouTuve music video last longer.
Like Frankenstein.
Truly, a galvanic moment: link
Stephen Furst! He's had a pretty good career after Animal House. "St. Elsewhere" and "Babylon 5" and some directing to boot.
I think he lost the weight and can't play to type any more, tho'.
My Dinner With Althouse
Dude my comments policy is anything goes except direct racist threats....unless they are funny. then they are ok.
Also no boring stuff.
Also no boring stuff
There's the hitch.
I threatened Mario Andretti once. Is that acceptable?
Internet Commenter Funeral
Wait, not boring?
Jeez, just nail "Blake Not Welcome" on the front page.
Blake, you're never boring....
perhaps more "excitement challenged"
You're quite welcome, Darcy. If you ever have a chest cold, I could come over and rub some Vicks VapoRub Topical Ointment on your chest. I'm always willing to help.
Thanks, Ron! You're the swellest!
Ron said: Blake, you're never boring....
I dunno. It seems like he's always drilling something.
you got to admire the way AllenS throws himself on those grenades
Troop--if you ever have a contest for nicest avatars, darcy winds hand down--she has the hottest g rated avatar going. Allie comes in second, but the tie dyed thing is a bit over the top.
I shall be forever Paisley.
OK miss allie--would love to see you in paisley
AllenS must have the ladies all over him with those smooth lines.
My wife only allows me to do cold treatment only for her. Get well soon. I am sure AllenS is fully qualified.
Blake,
That's a DMV picture of a 60 something AllenS. Don't underestimate the man.
A smooth line and some Vicks vapor rub got me many a hot date.
The Puerto Rican that used up all my expensive face lotion keeps calling me.
They always do.
I made the mistake of giving him my number.
It has now been two weeks and he has called be like 50 times and I have not returned his call.
They always call me wanting more of my hog.
How much of a signal does he need?
My husband is now back in town and I don't need this shit.
tits.
Titus, you should not rut with ever steer that comes along. Have a little self respect.
Then again, perhaps you are the young bull or the old bull in the story. But they went for cows, not steers.
But they went for cows, not steers.
Cows, steers, who cares.
One path leads to carnal immortality and the other to mortal carnality.
I like this song.
chickenlittle, any port in a storm?
Titus, did your Puerto Rican sing for you?
I think Hiroshima allowed me to be born. My father was scheduled to be in the invasion of Japan. I don't think he would have survived. He was a landing craft pilot.
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