Friday, December 23, 2011

What's the worst part about Christmas?


Having to watch a bootleg of the "Muppet Movie" with somebody talking in Chinese in the background as all the kids in the family are screaming and running around.

I think this guy shows his sclong in a movie. I hope it's not this one.

27 comments:

Ron said...

I'd take it. Nothing here for the holidays again....sadly.

ndspinelli said...

I read Kermit makes Miss Piggy squeel like one in this flick.

The Dude said...

Kermit does full frontal?

chickelit said...

A propos to nothing--just an old favorite: link.

ndspinelli said...

No Kermit does a rear entry.

Trooper York said...

Actually Kermit has an extremely long tongue. He once won a contest for licking his own junk and beat out Gene Simmons and Ron Jeremy.

It was very impressive.

ndspinelli said...

So..Kermit could be in the living room and toss Titus' salad in the kitchen?

AllenS said...

"What's the worst part about Christmas?"

Well, for me, it's waking up on Christmas morning and not finding Christie Brinkley under the tree.

chickelit said...

Ron said...
I'd take it. Nothing here for the holidays again....sadly.

You shoulda gotten something in the mail from me. Perhaps enough for a night of glee.

Darcy said...

Loved that movie he was in. :))

Are we having a Christmas party here? With mistletoe and everything??

I am a recurring theme. ;-)

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Darcy! You are a lady! Troop has not even spiked the eggnog yet...or has he?

Original Mike said...

Here's something that should put Trooper in the holiday spirit.

Darcy said...

Hi Mike!

Happy holidays to you.

Original Mike said...

And to you, too, Darcy!

Anonymous said...

Not being able to indulge in Christmas cookies this year (went gluten free). I did however make a cheesecake with artificial sweetener, flavored with Grand Marnier, drizzled with 90% dark chocolate , crust is crushed almonds. You would never know it had artificial sweetener in it.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Why would Trooper York go see the Muppets movie?

Trooper York said...

I wouldn't go see it if my life depended on it. But one of the cousins has a bootleg copy that he is going to show and all the kids are all excited. But those Chinatown bootlegs always suck.

Well except for the one we got of "Chinatown." That looked great. It was really weird.

AllenS said...

I own the best Christmas movie of all time. It's Laurel and Hardy in March of the Wooden Soldiers".
Let me read what it says on the cover: 70 minutes of musical extravaganza, gay with music...laughter and spectacle!

Wait a minute, gay with music? WTF.

Trooper York said...

I think somebody snuck in a DVD of "Can't Stop the Music" by mistake.

You need to bring that back to Blockbusters.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

I just realized (for the first time) that when I drag the mouse pointer over your images, it turns to a little hand. It can pick your noses. If I put it over your heads it is like a little Texas symbol (think of the Glee "L" or the Michigan mitten). If I put it to the site of your face it makes you look intospective.

Sorry, that would get me deleted elsewhere sincew it is not directly Christmas related. But I am going to start drinking eggnog soon.

Trooper York said...

I know. You have to use it on some of those photo's with hot chicks. You can put that finger into some interesting places. Just sayn'

AllenS said...

Ain't no Blockbusters where I live, buddy.

Trooper York said...

Not where I live either. I think they all went out of business. Nobody rents anymore. Everyone gets netflicks or movies on demand.

Trooper York said...

Channel 11 would always play March of the Wooden Soldiers on Christmas Eve.
Then they would put on the Yule log video and play Christmas carols all night long. You would leave it on in the background.

Then at 11pm they would put on "The Honeymooners."

rcocean said...

Well, for me, it's waking up on Christmas morning and not finding Christie Brinkley under the tree.

Ha. With me its Arianny Celeste, but the thought is the same.

AllenS said...

If Chuck Norris wanted Arianny Celeste on his workout contraption he would have asked her. But, no, no he didn't.

blake said...

*votes for mistletoe*