Meeting celebrities happens all the time in New York. We used to do it a lot more when I was doing the taxes for bars in Midtown and the wife was managing one of my big clients. We met many Broadway people who had their cast parties at an upstairs room. Also a bunch of movie stars and TV stars who were slumming on Broadway in one show or another. Kevin Spacey. Matthew Broderick (poor bastard), Richard Dreyfus (cheap bastard), Jimmy Smits (cool bastard),Eric Stoltz (red headed bastard) and many more. But the one of the strangest was Debra Messing of Will and Grace fame.
She is in the news today for dumping her husband and shacking up with her TV costar. We met her one night when she was in New York working on a Woody Allen movie. She was sitting at a side table with a bunch of gay guys. Not that there is anything wrong with that! First of all she is one fuckin skinny bitch. I mean really skinny. Biafra skinny. Olive Oil skinny. But she is sitting at the table with a big burger deluxe with fries and onion rings. The funny thing is she wasn't eating anything.
All she would do is take a french fry off the plate.....suck it in her mouth.....and then expelled it without swallowing. I guess sucking stuff without swallowing is an important skill for an actress. But it was very disconcerting to see someone sitting with a plate full of food covered in spit.
Usually you only see that in the kitchen when they were preparing food for people who don't tip.
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I can see it happening as if I were there.
So what is the story about Dryfus?
I will tell that in a "Remberance of Things Pabst" post later today.
The upshot of it is that he order two platters of chicken wings for his cast party and kept running away when we tried to get him to sign the credit card slip.
Jimmy Smits threw his credit card on the bar and said "The first hour of the party is on me."
Weiner was wiener curious? Titus alert!
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Not that there is anything wrong with it.
Meeting celebrities happens all the time in New York.
Remember when blake used to boast about meeting so many celebrities in L.A.?
She's hot.
tits.
I don't know whether Matthew Broderick is a poor bastard or not but he was the only ray of light in an absolute nothing flick I saw recently called Tower Heist. In the midst of a completely hopped up cast he beautifully underplayed a rich type who has lost everything, knows he's finished and is almost but not quite resigned to his fate. You had to be there.
I suppose the sucking and spitting is better than binging and purging.
Archie Moore fought @ several different weights. When he had to lose weight for a fight he would chew on steaks and then spit out the bulk. I can abide his doing this, she's just an idiot.
Knock me over w/ a feather..Richard Dreyfuss is a cheapskate!
Didn't Messing play a total hotty about a million years ago in an episode of NYPD Blue? Anyway that's my memory of her and she definitely had some meat on her bones back then.
I saw Hugo last night and it was amazing.
Go see it.
tits and clouds.
Titus said...
I saw Hugo last night and it was amazing.
I don't care to watch anyone "go" let alone some random Chinaman.
mean "sum yung guy"
Chinaman is racist. My bad.
Titus said...
She's hot.
[NO] tits.
December 29, 2011 3:01 PM
She is so skinny how can she have tits anymore? And I know you do not approve of fake ones.
tits. If you believe it, you have to agree with me.
I am sure J could give you some vocabulary help. Oh wait, we are not talking Jewish Mormon chinamen are we?
EBL said...
I am sure J could give you some vocabulary help.
Please do not summon the beast.
You are right. Although it is like Candyman and you have to say it three times?
Jimmy Smits is a Mench.
I've had a few brushes w/ greatness. Many athletes but I'll keep it to entertainers.
Nicest by far, Bill Cosby. I worked as a house dick @ the Drake Hotel in Chicago. He was down to earth, funny and generous. The Drake still had elevator attendants and he tipped them everytime. He was more interested in asking me questions and they were smart ones. As you might imagine, when you're a PI you get a lot of stupid ones. That's why I usually don't tell people what I do.
Also @ the Drake I met Elijah Cook. He was filming a segment on a short lived show called Chicago Story. He played a homeless guy and was in costume when he ran up to his room looking for his script. The housekeeper was cleaning his room when he entered and started going through the room looking for his script. The maid called me very nervously. I ran up and confronted him, explaining my concerns. He showed me his room key and said his name. It didn't ring a bell. He smiled, took off his hat, and asked, "Ever see the Maltese Falcon?" I laughed as did he. He told me and the maid he understood our concerns and appreciated the security. A real gentleman.
More "brushes w/ greatness" but I have fish to fry!
Anthony Weiner and Chuck Schumer were sitting on a street corner in Brooklyn wondering if they should buy a beer with their last dollar. Weiner suggested that they buy a wiener. Schumer started bitching, complaining that he couldn't drink a hot dog. Weiner told him his idea.
"What we do is buy a wiener, go into a bar, and order two drinks. After we drink our beers you drop down to your knees, and I'll unzip my pants and pull out the wiener so you can suck on it. The bartender will throw us out thinking we're queers."
Schumer thought this was a great idea, so they bought a wiener. They went into the first bar, ordered their drinks, and drank them quickly. Then Schumer dropped to his knees and started to suck the wiener. Sure enough, the bartender kicked them out thinking they were gay.
They hit about ten or fifteen bars when Schumer started to complain about his knees hurting. He asked if in the next bar Weiner would do the kneeling work. Weiner said, "I'd rather not. I ate the hot dog after the second bar."
Matthew Broderick is the Gig Young of his generation.
The poor sap. I hope he doesn't take the same way out.
Debra Messing is beautiful but no Sarah Jessica Parker though, who i believe is the most beautiful woman in the world. And what a body and an amazing role model for young girls everywhere.
Yeah if you want them to grow up to be ugly horsefaced twats who have rent out a stunt cunt to have their children.
Sarah Jessica Horseface is one of the worst women in the world.
If you don't believe me, sit next to Matthew Broderick after he had a few Irish Car Bombs. Just sayn'
Question: Did SJP have her fertilized eggs implanted in the surrogate or did she do the gene pool a favor? (just asking the question makes me feel like Andrew Sullivan)
Gig Young was married to Elizabeth Montgomery, so there is that.
I know but she divorced him when she found out the only thing he did was talk about pinching loaves and his rare clumbers. Just sayn'
Yeah, but ELIZABETH MONTGOMERY!!!
I hear you brother.
But that just proves my point.
Elizabeth Montgomery.
Sarah Jessica Horseface.
Think about it.
I saw her boy in a play here locally. He had injured himself - hurt his knee somehow - I mean how could Matthew Broderick possibly injure his knee, just sayin', I mean it's not like he was Broderick Crawford, you know, shootin' bad guys from his '57 Mercury cop car or somethin', you know what I'm sayin', or maybe rousting the usual suspects at the local bar, what's that place called, the Stonewall or somethin'? I mean stuff like that could get a guy injured in the knee area. Matthew - well, let's face it - that old hag he is married to is not much of a beard, just sayin', I mean her hands look like they belong to the dude who played Gandalf or some shit. Anyway, Matthew stumbled and limped around the stage for a couple of hours then mercifully I could go home - he was tedious but his acting was awful. The part didn't even call for him to be a gimp, or live in the basement of a gun shop or anything.
Did you see where supposedly Messing and her husband plan to continue living in their current home and raising their kid together?
Man, some people can cope with waaayyy higher levels of awkwardness than I can, it seems.
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