The Summer of Boo Boo

We never could figure out where Brother Bear went bad. He was always a curious child. At first we thought is was simple bearish curiosity. You know looking in garbage cans for food or in logs for grubs or something. But Brother did more than that. He started peeping. He would look in windows and jack off when he saw people naked. It got to be very embarassing. He was picked up by the park rangers a few times for peeping in tents and they had to confine him to the house. So the only person he would peep on was his sister. And Sister Bear wouldn't take that. She was one of the first feminist bears. She wanted to go to school to become a lawyer and said she would never get married. And she would only eat fish. All the time. So when she caught her little brother peeping on her she went crazy. She started kicking him in the balls. All the time. Anytime she passed him she would just pull her leg back and kick him right in the nads. It got to be really funny. Mother Bear and Papa Bear would just laugh and laugh. And poor little Brother Bear would have mashed and broken balls.

That's when he started hating women. And that is why he started shooting brown haired women in Jellystone. Not just because Boo Boo's dog told him to do it.