Thursday, December 29, 2011

Titus stick to the loaves or don't the loaves stick to you or something!


Titus said...
Debra Messing is beautiful but no Sarah Jessica Parker though, who i believe is the most beautiful woman in the world. And what a body and an amazing role model for young girls everywhere.
Dude!!!!
Please!!!!!
Example number 1,946,572 why gay guys should not be involved in the fashion business.
Please. Stop the madness.

72 comments:

windbag said...

Where did you get a picture of a young Ward Churchill?

chickelit said...

Example number 1,946,572 why gay guys should not be involved in the fashion business.

SJP was just MPK's tool, err, tool holder or something like that.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Masculine hands with tits. I get where Titus is coming from. It is not for me, but I get it.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

And the masculine hand bone is connected to the lemurish arm bone...

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Horrifying.

chickelit said...

Eew-she's tool alright!

Titus said...

This is the meanest posting I have ever read on this blog.

Have you any decency sir.

SJP is a beautiful woman inside and out and doesn't need this type of hate.

Now clean it up in here.

tits.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Scary Carie.

Titus said...

Speaking of loaves I found out the rare clumber has lyme disease. He is on meds and getting better but he has a hard time walking because the fuckers attack his joints.

Well anyways is hind legs are kind of dragging a bit so he can't squat to pinch a loaf so the loafs just fall out.

Well today I found one of his loafs in the elevator and the lobby of my building. This was a couple of hours after he and I went out to peepee.

I am constantly cleaning his ass. Nasty.

How awful.

Loafs.

ricpic said...

Okay, I take it back. Poor Matthew Broderick indeed. On the other hand he always seems barely there no matter what picture I see him in (I mean celebrity shots) so maybe he's feeling no pain. Permanently stoned?

ricpic said...

Titus secretly (or not so secretly) loves the nasty.

chickelit said...

I am constantly cleaning his ass. Nasty.

On a flight from Boston last month I saw a dog wearing a diaper. There are answers, Titus.

depends.

chickelit said...

SJP is a beautiful woman inside and out and doesn't need this type of hate.

I thought the same about Sarah Palin.

Titus said...

He needs to get a haircut. His hair is really long and is had a spa appointment but I had to cancel because of the lyme disease.

Because his hair is so long the loafs get in his hair and clog up his pucker.

His ass is a mess right now and diapers wouldn't work.

I have some really fab wipes I purchased from the local exclusive dog spa and they have special fabulous products in it for his special skin.

Titus said...

If you ever noticed chick I never much said anything about Palin.


I think she is hot.

Titus said...

Bachmann is the one I think is nuts.

Titus said...

Some of the guys that are in the Syria defection team are fucking amazing.

Nothing better than a guilty muzzie hog that likes hog.

All the guilt and shame closet muzzies have about wanting hog is so fucking hot.

Some of my best sex have been with muzzie cab drivers.

Anonymous said...

When the heck did the death march look become in vogue? This is beyond ugly, with a healthy layer of sucutaneous fat, she would soften up some of her features that are less than perfect.

chickelit said...

Titus said...
Bachmann is the one I think is nuts.

She might make a strategic choice for Romney who has alienated the Tea Party. Palin would be a better choice, but the Sullivanists will stop at nothing to destroy her.

chickelit said...

Allie Oop said...
When the heck did the death march look become in vogue?

The bataan is passed from woman to woman on the runway. I have a working hypothesis about making women look like adolescents but it's an ugly theory lacking empirical data.

Titus said...

Does Sullivan have that much power?

I know him by the way.

He was working on his Phd when I was getting my undergrad.

He was hot then and a total fucking bitch.

I would go to the same parties and Ptown that he was at and he was so fucking pretentious.

Titus said...

I think Fiona Apple is one of the hottest women I have ever seen.

She has a real death march look, strung out, etc, but she is fucking hot.

That video of her "after the party" is amazing.

Her voice is incredible too.

chickelit said...

Does Sullivan have that much power?

Note that I said Sullivanist, not Sullivan. Take a look at at Althouse--she's riddled with them--she attracts them.

Ooops. Not supposed to talk about that sort of thing.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

I think the blond woman on Hell on Wheels, Dominique McElligott, is beautiful. I am not saying that in a sapphic way. It is just fact. I am comfortable with my own cow looks and know I am cute, even hot, for a cow (especially and older cow that I am). So I am not threatened by a stunning woman.

I agree with Titus that Sarah Palin is also beautiful.

Andrew Sullivan is not beautiful. He is nasty and what he did to Sarah Palin was not the way a gentlemen acts. Titus is right, we should be respectful of Sarah Jessica Parker...even if she is odd looking and strange.

Roger J. said...

My lady and I saw war horse the other day--an excellent movie, IMO--and for beautiful, the lady who played the mother was extraordinarily beautiful--Emily Watson.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Why aren't there more cows in movies? Still, I do want to check out Warhorse with sweeet lawnboy.

And there are other celebrities to mock.

I also did a post on Hell on Wheels.

chickelit said...

Why aren't there more cows in movies?

links

MadisonMan said...

SJP is probably a Giants Fan.

This week, so am I. Beat those Cowpokers!

chickelit said...

@Titus: What's the Syrian defecation team?

ndspinelli said...

RogerJ, Thanks for the movie review, War Horse is on our list.

Young Adult w/ Charlize Theron and Patton Oswalt is a dark..very dark comedy. Maybe comedy is the wrong word. It creates the uncomfortableness of Curb Your Enthusiasm only it's much more realistic. The 2 stars are superb and you get to see Charlize Theron's tits. Myself and my bride liked it but I could not reccomend it unless I knew the person well.

Roger J. said...

My lady is a big fan of movies that have accumulated buzz for oscars--we loved George Clooney in descendants--Clooney, IMO, has turned into a very mature actor and descendants was awfully good.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

My review of The Descendants.

Roger J. said...

My other favorite actor is Johnnie Depp--especially in the pirates series.--he, very much like James Garner, portrays a character that might turn to the camera and wink--I do like actors who dont take themselves seriously, and Johnnie Depp is one of the best in that regard.

Roger J. said...

EBL--not bad for a highland cow :)

Descendants was a great character study, where even the daughters ditzy boyfriend emerges as a thoughtful character. A very well done movie IMO.

Roger J. said...

Another great scene is war horse is when the young british soldier goes out into no-mans land to rescue Joey--and he is joined by a German officer who, with typical teutonic efficiency, remembers to bring the wire cutters. That scene was well done.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Trooper this is for you.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

I agree RogerJ, the characters were real, multi-dimensional, and not just tropes. The writing and dialog was well done. I heard they spent a considerable amount of time casting the role of the younger daughter. She has little professional experience, yet is almost perfect for that part.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

And thanks RogerJ!

Roger J. said...

EBL: i loved descendants because none of the characters were one dimensional--they evolved along with the plot--No winners or losers--just people confronted with a reality and how they adjusted to it. A powerful movie and hope it does well in the oscar chase.

chickelit said...

@Roger: What happens afterwards? Did they kill each other? I'm thinking more along this real life scene written down long ago: link

Roger J. said...

EBL: here's a trivia question for you. You have chosen a highland cow as your avatar--so in what movie did a highland cow play a major role?

Roger J. said...

Chick--sorry dont want to be a spoiler--but nothing bad happened.

Roger J. said...

Chick--thanks for the link--reminds me of Erich Maria Remarques all quiet on the western front. There was much in war horse that resonated in Remarques novel. The German muleteer who wanted nothing more to protect his animals--very much like the farm boy in all quiet who couldnt countenance the brutality visited on animals.

Anonymous said...

I watched A Woman in Berlin last night on Netflix. After the war there were so many single and widowed women struggling to survive, after mass rapes by the Russians , these women were demoralized and broken.

To the victors go the spoils, in this case it was the women.

Story of woman this movie was based on

chickelit said...

@Allie: Thanks for the tip. I just added it to my queue.

Somewhere in a book I have called "Kriegesbriefe gefallener Studenten" is a letter home written by a young German who befriends a young French woman in a nearby town; she has lost her husband and has several young children. There isn't any hanky panky--he just wants to help her. Of course he got killed later which is how his letter got into the collection.

Titus said...

I watched The Adjustment Bureau last night and liked it very much.

I also watched Midnight in Paris, and while I love "woody" I wasn't thrilled with the movie, although the premise was interesting.

I would of loved to be in Paris in the 20's with Noel Coward and Gertrude Stein.

tits
tits that bounce
let them be free
from the constraints
of a bra.
fly tits, fly.

thank you.

tits.

Titus said...

Did you know Gertrude was a big dyke but also a republican.
She was also known to strap on large black dildos and pound her girlfriends until they weeped.

chickelit said...

@Allie: This is a pricey but seriously fascinating collection of Berlin photos with commentary. I liked it so much I went out and found an equivalent "before and after" collection of Madison.

Titus said...

I would of done F Scott Fitzgerald.

He was hot.

tits.

chickelit said...

@Titus: I bet 1920s Berlin kicked Paris's ass.

Until karma caught up.

Did I ever tell you about that time I walked into Tom's Club by accident?

chickelit said...

I would of done F Scott Fitzgerald.

Fitzgerald was an udder wanker who milked it for what it was worth.

Anonymous said...

Chickie, yes a bit pricey, but I want it! Will leave hints for the kids:). So many sad stories from survivors of WW2, from both the victims and the perpetrators. Retribution was a bitch.

Roger J. said...

Read Antony Beevor's "Berlin, the downfall 1945" for a gripping history of the last 4 months of the war.

chickelit said...

Read Antony Beevor's "Berlin, the downfall 1945" for a gripping history of the last 4 months of the war.

Thanks. I might just do. Le Tissier's book has an emphasis on architectural history and is packed with tidbits such as the large semi-circular trench which the Russians overcame to get at the Reichstag was not (as they thought) a planned anti-tank barrier. Rather is was the neglected diggings from a planned U-Bahn station flooded by the Spree.

chickelit said...

One of the best times to visit Berlin was just after the wall came down. Much of the cultural polarity was still frozen in place but were just beginning to mix freely. Nothing had yet been rebuilt. I haven't been there since 1992 and I doubt I would recognize the downtown.

Anonymous said...

Roger, I will look for it. Have you guys seen the the 26 episode documentary, "The Last Days of WW2"? My family were among those refugees trekking it with horse and wagon and bomb ridden railroads to Austria in October of 1944 along with the retreating German army. I was born in Camp Haid in Linz Austria in 1952. We didn't come over on the " boat" untill 1955.

Anonymous said...

Well, not in the Camp itself, but a hospital on the banks of the Danube.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

EBL: here's a trivia question for you. You have chosen a highland cow as your avatar--so in what movie did a highland cow play a major role?

I am a highland cow. As my twin has noted in her various Madonna/Lady Gaga posts, I was born that way.

Oh. Year One and Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban had my breed in them.

Roger J. said...

EBL: The Rare Breed; John Wayne and Maureen O'Ohara. About the the introduction of Herefords into the American West--OK OK--you are a highland cow, but from whence come herefords.

Roger J. said...

Damn--how embarrasing--James Stewart, not John Wayne.

chickelit said...

My wife's family immigrated from Holland in 1965 (first to Canada). Shortly afterwards, the U.S. officially stopped encouraging immigration from Western Europe (these things are quota driven). From what I've seen of Central and Eastern European women, this was a policy error. I hope it has been corrected.

Anonymous said...

LOL Chickie, good strong frauen aus Ost Europa.

The only thing better than German chocolate is Dutch chocolate.

Anonymous said...

Also aus Niederland, or is it supposed to be Nederland?

Roger J. said...

My lady and I spent a wonderful 10 vacation in Hungary--the ladies of Hungary are beautiful (except they smoke too much). My lady also opined that the men were quite good looking as well. Strongly recommend Hungary as a destination, although the country is apparently going off the rails to the right.

chickelit said...

@Allie: Nederland.

We'll probably see a major influx of Iraqi immigrants if the Persians get their way in the Middle East. This will be joined by an influx of Israelis if the Mullahs really get their way over there.

Titus said...

I loved the movie Lives of Others.

tits.

chickelit said...

I lurved the movie Livers of Others.

hannibal lecter

rcocean said...

Get the gays out of fashion? You've got to be kidding.

Straight men don't want to dress women, we want to undress them.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

I liked the Rare Breed, but while Herefords might share some Scottish Highland Cattle genes, they are not Scottish Highland Cattle.

Michael Haz said...

Leave Trigger alone. One day, she'll be stuffed and mounted.

Oh. Never mind.

The Dude said...

Leave SJP alone - she was superb in Seabiscuit.

ndspinelli said...

I'm partial to Chocolate Thunder.