"Excuse me officer but I was wondering if you would check me out in my miniskirt?""My pleasue Miss. There is only one problem."
"What's that?"
"You need high heels. Or white go-go boots. Or something."
"Ok I will get right on that."
"Great and once you do that I will get right on you."
"WHAT?"
"Bend over I have to frisk you."
"Oh officer I thought you would never ask."
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Can't let this thread crawl off the screen without saying how fetching DBQ looks in that picture.
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