Trooper York: Make up your own joke.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Make up your own joke.

Just be smart. No names. Subtlety is best. You get the drift. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Just sayn'

46 comments:

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...: You need a soft place to land sometimes. And friends who will not take advantage of you when you are all akimbo on the floor.

Moo.; December 15, 2011 at 9:18 PM
The Dude said...: M**de, bring that cow in here - I want to suck on a teat!

And bring the camera too - that would make a great picture for the blog to which no one goes anymore.; December 15, 2011 at 9:32 PM
Anonymous said...: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. Ogden Nash; December 15, 2011 at 9:45 PM
rcommal said...: Cow bells and cow mats: They mean different things to different people, and the differences shouldn't be confused.; December 15, 2011 at 10:01 PM
Fred4Pres said...: Sounds more like Dorothy Parker, but I believe you Allie.; December 15, 2011 at 10:02 PM
rcommal said...: The fact that they DO have different meanings to different people is not a problem, however. At least in and of itself.; December 15, 2011 at 10:05 PM
Beta Rube said...: She's just a little sleepy. It happens.; December 15, 2011 at 11:49 PM
Evi L. Bloggerlady said...: The EBL bitch thread is no more. Of course you can just post my EBL blog. Feel free to unload, like Titus pinching a loaf.

Oh yeah, More Cowbell!; December 15, 2011 at 11:54 PM
The Dude said...: M**de, you're not as drunk as I am - go over to that other web site and do what I have never been willing to do - defend my honor!; December 16, 2011 at 7:21 AM
The Dude said...: M**de, my wine box is empty - bring me a sippican!; December 16, 2011 at 7:22 AM
The Dude said...: M**de, quit imitating Hasslehoff and crawl over here with that cheeseburger!; December 16, 2011 at 7:23 AM
The Dude said...: M**de, you are as illiterate in Italian as I am in English, now get over here and service me, you stronzo!; December 16, 2011 at 7:24 AM
windbag said...: Ignore the whore on the floor. When she comes to, she'll do one of two things. Slip out the door in shame or jump up and storm about the place blaming everyone for her bad behavior. So, forgetaboutit and deal. Hey, pass me the pretzels, would you?; December 16, 2011 at 8:46 AM
The Dude said...: M**de, if you won't come in here, at least send the preacher!; December 16, 2011 at 9:19 AM
cliff claven said...: anyone who knows my heifer wife can tell this is a photoshop. she cut herself on a broken bottle and now it's strictly box wine. paper cuts we can deal with.

moo. i wanted to come up with my own sign off but ebl said it had to be moo. yes, dear.; December 16, 2011 at 10:18 AM
The Dude said...: M**de, stop deleting comments and come in here and delete my existential angst!; December 16, 2011 at 10:21 AM
cliff claven said...: mr. grit, i will need to sharpen my sling blade to delete angst. some people call it a kaiser blade, i call it a sling blade.; December 16, 2011 at 10:28 AM
The Dude said...: Whatever, Karl, but lawnboy is even more lame than EBL, if such a thing is possible.; December 16, 2011 at 10:29 AM
cliff claven said...: ebl is not lame. she just twisted her hoof the other night.; December 16, 2011 at 10:51 AM
Evi L. Bloggerlady said...: Leave my lawn boy alone!

Moo.; December 16, 2011 at 11:16 AM
Anonymous said...: Lawn boy, is it wrong to laugh at her misfortune?; December 16, 2011 at 11:17 AM
Anonymous said...: Yes, yes it is, I am truly sorry for her.; December 16, 2011 at 11:19 AM
Anonymous said...: A twisted hoof because of a careless lawn boy, who didn't fill in the gopher holes is tragic.; December 16, 2011 at 11:21 AM
cliff claven said...: sweetcakes ebl thanks for standing by my side.

allie, ebl gets mad when we talk. lets keep it clinical. i think i have a hernia. i know you're a nurse. could you check? cough, cough, cough.

thanks.

allie. i hope ebl will not see this. she did hit a gopher hole the other night and that was my fault. but i didn't pour that 2 liter box of wine down her throat. she needs help. if she does see this there will be no dominatrix sex for a month.; December 16, 2011 at 11:34 AM
Anonymous said...: Lawnboy, we can keep it on the downlow, I won't tell, it's only an examination, purely clinical.; December 16, 2011 at 11:41 AM
The Dude said...: To the slaughterhouse with EBL, and lawnboy needs to stop commenting to himself. Go back to being your other make believe character, Titus.; December 16, 2011 at 11:54 AM
Evi L. Bloggerlady said...: Sixty Grit, I am going to guess you are not a Hindu.

I always wanted to go to India, but with my flowing locks I suspect I would be a sweaty mess. So I am hanging in Madison.

Come visit my blog you old curmudgeon! Just don't step in the field pies.

And Trooper, you should put me on the blog roll.; December 16, 2011 at 12:39 PM
The Dude said...: I am not a Hindu, even though I Vishnu were there, but I am a woodworker, and EBL could provide a lot of glue from those big fat hooves.; December 16, 2011 at 1:30 PM
The Dude said...: M**de, drag me into the bathroom - I need to drop a comment, bad!; December 16, 2011 at 1:33 PM
TTBurnett said...: Does "M**de" stand for "Merde?"; December 16, 2011 at 1:38 PM
Evi L. Bloggerlady said...: This is an abomination

If you need glue Sixty there are plenty of horses that don't have homes. Just sayin.; December 16, 2011 at 2:52 PM
The Dude said...: M**de, get in here and clean up the floor - it looks cluttered from down here!; December 16, 2011 at 5:14 PM
The Dude said...: M**de stands for merde, sits for it, in fact, EBC shits all over him. It's almost as if he took a steamer all the way from Cleveland just to be shit on.; December 16, 2011 at 5:16 PM
chickelit said...: Sixty Grit said...
M**de stands for merde, sits for it, in fact, EBC shits all over him.

If I translate that new, nastier acronym correctly, that's just physically impossible.

Please rectify.; December 16, 2011 at 5:30 PM
The Dude said...: Just sayin', she ain't no lady.; December 16, 2011 at 5:33 PM
The Dude said...: M**de, go look at that other site - they were talkin' about bustin' balls over there and I know that means they were talkin' about me, because you don't have any!; December 16, 2011 at 5:37 PM
chickelit said...: @Sixty: It's getting hard to believe that you have that much animus towards the MeadHouse.

Troop's comments are starting to look like an Iraqi honey pot, designed to draw and attract insurgents to the slaughter.; December 16, 2011 at 5:40 PM
The Dude said...: Just bustin' their balls. Mocking them. A little humor between friends.

Hi, Meade!; December 16, 2011 at 5:50 PM
chickelit said...: I'm not Meade. I'm just trying to keep things real.; December 16, 2011 at 5:53 PM
The Dude said...: CL, these are captions for the photo. I think we all know that the drunk in the picture is not the drunken EBC.

I know you are not Meade - I was just sayin' hi to him because he is reading these. Bein' friendly and all.; December 16, 2011 at 5:54 PM
chickelit said...: Carry on then.; December 16, 2011 at 6:00 PM
The Dude said...: Nah, you're right - it's not good to pick on drunks or their drunken minions.; December 16, 2011 at 6:07 PM
MamaM said...: Troop's comments are starting to look like an Iraqi honey pot, designed to draw and attract insurgents to the slaughter.

Hard to tell who the enemy is when they're not standing in a line and wearing read coats.

For a "Make up your own joke" thread, this one has been pretty good, no matter which tree one stands behind.; December 16, 2011 at 6:12 PM
chickelit said...: Just be smart. No names. Subtlety is best. You get the drift.

@MamaM: Sorry, I forget the rules sometimes.; December 16, 2011 at 6:31 PM
chickelit said...: Well if it's a caption contest, how about:

"Assed Pout"; December 16, 2011 at 6:51 PM
The Dude said...: M**de, since you're at the computer, order me a hangover cure through our Amazon link!

Sure, I said I was done, but like so many things on the internet, that wasn't true.; December 16, 2011 at 8:46 PM

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