They block the streets. They push into stores so you can't get past them. They come into the store and knock over stuff. They bring them into outside spaces and want everyone to be quiet so their brats can sleep. I hate these peoples with strollers!
On the other hand there is an exception to every rule.
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She gave birth to twin loaves.
It took me about a week to realize you leave the stroller OUTSIDE the store, moron.
Pick up the baby. Yeah, your arms'll get tired and you'd better make sure the baby can't grab anything and that you haven't just fed it so it doesn't spit up all over the place—but nobody said parentin' was easy.
I'm assuming she's wearing a thong 'cause all the sensible underpants are dirty.
Are thongs ever clean?
We need to go back to raising kids in wolf packs. The greeners will love it. It worked for Rome and Kipling.
Well except for thong wearing MILFs.
I tried wearing one of those things once when we were on vacation. Apparently, there's a front and a back to them.
Thongs look to me to be the equivalent of butt floss, but I will defer to the distaff side for their commentary.
That is, however, better than Randy the plumber looked a couple of weeks ago.
Windbag: looking at the picture, there cant be too much of front or back.
I guess I was ahead of my time--in my college days we used to call these wedgies--we should have patented them.
Doing surveillance for decades I would often end up in parking lots, following subjects to grocery stores, malls, etc. Sitting in parking lots can be boring, except when I would see shit like this. Summer surveillance affords much more interesting viewing than frigid Cheeseland winters.
Not being a shopper I would sometimes call my bride. "Honey..I followed this woman to Walmart and she's been in there for 3 hours, is that possible!!" My patient bride would reassure me, "Yes, dear..some women can shop that long." I still can't understand it after 30 years. And, on this topic, the shit you see in Walmart parking lots!
Trooper, have you ever Googled Walmart shoppers. My daughter used to work @ Target and her and her coworkers would pick out the normally Walmart shoppers. Every once in awhile she'll email be a treasure trove of candid shots inside Walmart..they're unbelievable!
@Roger...Security informed me that there is a difference.
Windbag: the apocyphal story in this neck of the woods concerns the difference between WalMart and the dollar stores--A southern lady is being interviewed and said she loved dollar general--everything was a dollar so she didnt have to worry about counting change. And the best thing was she didnt have to dress up to go to the dollar stores like she did when she went to walmart.
I occasionally shop at Walmarts. They are supermarkets/K-marts rolled together. Slightly nicer than K-Marts. A little less nice than Targets. But the difference is not that great. I would not buy clothes at Walmart (or for that matter guns or ammo) because you can get better elsewhere. I did get a small heater for my greenhouse there. It was $11 and perfect for just keeping the frost off the fushias and lemon trees. I generally do not shop for food there because their prices are not any cheaper than any other supermarkets and the other brands are closer to my house.
The dimples are adorbs, BTW.
I buy my socks, underwear and t-shirts at Walmart. Oh, and computer paper.
The rest of my clothes I buy at Fleet Farm.
I am not saying I would not buy underwear, socks and other stuff at Walmarts, I just never have done so. Come to think of it, I have not bought socks, underwear or any of that stuff for years (occasionally I will buy a jacket or slacks, or some jeans, or some boots and coats at Cabelas). I have no idea where my wife gets it--maybe she is shopping at Walmart.
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