Monday, December 19, 2011

I don't want to panda to you but.....




Some people are just so fucking stupid. They have to control everything. They think they can tell people how to spend their money. How to express themselves. What they can say. What charities they can contribute to that meet with their pompous approval. They will track people down to harangue them about what they think. Because you see they know better. They are credentialed tenured and approved by the New York Times. They think they are better than you. Then know they are smarter then you. They just want you to shut up and do what they say.

Or and contribute to them by using their Amazon portal to fund a blog that doesn't cost them a dime.

Here we believe that you should be free to do whatever you want with your money. If you feel charitable and want to give to the Red Cross that's fine and if you want to just give it to the bum on the corner that is fine too! And the bum can do what he wants with the money. He can get food or he can buy crack. I don't control him. I give because of me not because of him. I don't control the world and other people and how they think and how they act.

But I tell you one thing. All of us at Trooper York are united behind one thing. Everyone from rabid liberals to Neanderthal conservatives agree on one essential fact:

We want Panda's to fuck as much as they want.

14 comments:

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

So she mocks the pandas and let's a certain one consonant commentator run amuck?

Trooper York said...

I posted over at you joint EBL.

You are doing good work my friend.

And you are funny as shit.

Trooper York said...

Be aware that the moderator is searching out your identity and accusing various people of being EBL.

It's really silly.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Your comment reminded me of this scene.

Darcy said...

We obviously need the pragmatic Mr. Obama to tell us where to spend our money. I'm so glad people smarter and less boring than others made this choice.

For the community! *drink*

windbag said...

We want Panda's to fuck as much as they want.

Ling Ling approves of this message.

blake said...

I'll drink to that!

Now, where's my bus...

windbag said...

Hop Sing can speak for himself on the matter.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

I enjoy this comment over at the other EBL post on Nast being barred by the New Jersey Hall of Fame:


Maguro said...
I guess this means that Trooper York is not getting in the New Jersey Hall of Fame.

12/19/11 12:43 PM


Now that is funny.

Anonymous said...

The moderator needs to monitor his own numerous sock puppets, before bothering people with his suspicions.

Sock puppet paranoia is making the rounds again in the blogoshere, it seems.

Trooper York said...

I think that pandering is the theme of the day. Some people want you to panda to them. Other people will kiss your ass and panda to you to get on your good side.

And some of us just want the panda's to enjoy fuckin'

Trooper York said...

Plus the only Hall of Fame I will be in is the Asshole Hall of Fame. Just sayn'

windbag said...

It's a strange world we live in. My neighbor's dog came by and shit in my yard this weekend. He's never done that. I barely even notice him. An occasional bark now and then, but most of the time you ignore the mutt and he's content to lick his balls on the back porch or gobble down the scraps his mistress tosses out the back door. Anyhow, what's up with this? Territorial instincts or what? So, he shits a few times, then disappears. Haven't seen him since the weekend.

Maybe he's getting extra pets from his madam for shitting somewhere that she doesn't have to clean it up or look at it. Or maybe he scraped himself on the fence and is in his basket, licking his sorry ass wounds.

Anonymous said...

Randy Pandys, it's a good thing, Martha Stewart.