Drudge Report-January 19, 2009
In a strange incident at Washington's Dulles airport a polar bear and former Vice President Albert Gore were arrested in the men's bathroom last night at approximately 9pm. The former Vice President had just flow into Washington to attend the inaugural of Barack Obama when he was discovered having a clandestine sexual encounter in men's room stall with a ursine companion of the same sex. Undercover police intervened and arrested both parties for public indecency. The former Vice President explained that in his work in combating global warming he was just collecting a sperm sample to ensure that these endangered bears would always walk the face of the earth. He could not explain how the sample became splashed on his face or his girth. None the less he was released and cleared of all charges based on the Patrick Kennedy clause of the DC penal code in which a Democrat can not be charged with any crime within the city limits. The whereabouts of the bear are undetermined but one of police officers was heard to mutter something about Guantanamo Bay.........developing.
4 comments:
No bad ideas tag?
Perhaps someone could feed Algore the polar bear liver and kill two birds with one stone.
Speaking of stones... don't you think algore probably weighs 20 or more stones by now? Just hand him some reefer and he'll eat enough cookies to finish the job for you.
Poor Tipper. And I'm referring to his beleaguered spouse, not how much of a skinflint he is with the waitresses.
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