Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Monday, January 19, 2009
Man it was icy today!
So with the snow and all it was kind of icy this morning in Brooklyn but thankfully it warmed up and lot of it melted. When is the global warming stuff going to start.
Do you know how to catch a polar bear? Use an auger to make a large opening in the ice. Encircle the opening at 4 inch intervals with peas from Green Giant. When the polar bear bends over to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, the BJ Hunnicut guy, brussel sprouts, the Boston Red Sox, commies and well, lawyers.
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Do you know how to catch a polar bear? Use an auger to make a large opening in the ice. Encircle the opening at 4 inch intervals with peas from Green Giant. When the polar bear bends over to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
Ruth Anne on a tear!
But did she notice that Brad Pitt is only a one humper?
Try the polar bear meat. Ruth Anne is here all week.
Funny but isn't that the very same way one goes about catching an algore, only with peaNUTS instead of peas?
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