Wednesday, January 21, 2009

A new poll question.







Today is the day for the new poll. Our poll is for your favorite beautiful woman who was surrounded by fools, morons, jerks and criminals.
Our contestants include
Marilyn Munster.
Wrangler Jane from F Troop.
Jeanie from I Dream of Jeanie.
And of course Donna from West Wing.

Which beauty surrounded by monsters and fools was your favorite.

Vote early and vote often.

57 comments:

Hoosier Daddy said...

Barbara Eden hands down.

Unless of course the mood strikes you.

Trooper York said...

All I can say is "Yes Master."

I really miss the sixties.

Meade said...

"...favorite beautiful woman who was surrounded by fools, morons, jerks and criminals."

Where do I vote for Darcy, Freeman, knox, reader, or Ruth Anne?

Trooper York said...

That's the next poll dude.

Trooper York said...

You shameless suck up you.

blake said...

Shameless like a fox!

Ruth Anne Adams said...

No, no, no! Not DONNA!

AINSLEY!

She's loosely modeled on Peggy Noonan, she's a South Carolina girl and a sorority sis of mine. Donna just looked slack-jawed at Josh, who in real life is married to Jane Kazmarek, graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

Ruth Anne Adams said...

And...Donna was a bleeding heart liberal in President Martin Sheen's White House. Ainsley was a *gasp* Republican who worked for him.


Plus: Now she can do a super awesome ballistics exam in Miami.

Ruth Anne Adams said...

Meade: Who do you want me to vote for? I have no real opinion since Ainsley's not in the bunch.

Trooper York said...

Sorry but Peggy Noonan and her dopplegangers are on my permanent shit list after the crap she pulled this time around.

Trooper York said...

I am on a permanent seek and destroy mission against that elitist twat and will mock her pale Irish ass until she is weeping into her grandmothers doilies.

She is a traitor and must be expunged from our midst.

Ruth Anne Adams said...

She's not really that bad; they just write her that way.

Meade said...

In that case, Ruth Anne, let's vote for Peggy Nooner.

Meade said...

Noonan.

Sorry.

Trooper York said...

I was talking about the real Peggy Nudnick who spent all her time submarining Palin because she was jealous of her. She and George Will are two of the most over rated pile of dog shit that ever where picked up by a newspaper.

I'm Full of Soup said...

Troop:

How many times can I vote for Jeannie?

Meade:

I am not a criminal. The jury is still deliberating.

I'm Full of Soup said...

Ruth Ann:

Call me closed-minded heh but
West Wing burned my eyes.

They should have called it "Where the Women Could Beat Up the Men". Though I suspect it accurately depicts a liberal White House lame-brain trust.

Bushman of the Kohlrabi said...

If I see Nooner one more time on Morning Joe gettin all dreamy eyed about Barry, I'm gonna puke...

Everyone knows Barb is the one. Not even close.

Freeman Hunt said...

Heh. You're one smooth operator, Meade.

chickelit said...

Hey, there's a "change your vote" option now. Is that new? I voted twice for Barbara. I need to find more ways to vote more often.

KCFleming said...

Where's the Global warming in my pants tag?

I'll take Wrangler Jane from F Troop. I'd never seen the show, but I'll let you guys fight over Babs. Me n' Jane will just step out back while y'all decide.

And ditto on the Noonan debacle. I'm still all WTF??? to eleven about her. What an embarrassment.

Darcy said...

Brilliant move, Pogo.

Meade said...

Talk about an operator...

Darcy said...

Hey, it also got him a vote for Wrangler Jane.

KCFleming said...

Maybe it'll get me a vote from Wrangler Jane.

Original Mike said...

We can vote more than once? Wish I'd known that in the Bass poll. Still, Bass won fair and square, so I'm content.

KCFleming said...

Actually, I just stole that strategy from the movie A Beautiful Mind.

Darcy said...

Oh, and I second the "smooth" comment. Ha ha.

Hoosier Daddy said...

Why is this even a discussion? Barbara Eden in a near see through harem outfit? Come on! What's the matter with you guys?

This should be a shut out.

Darcy said...

But Hoosier Daddy, is that fair? Can't Wrangler Jane's charms be hidden, sort of like the girl next door? ;-)

Original Mike said...

Darcy is right. Trooper is unfairly stacking the deck. We need to see them all naked.

An Edjamikated Redneck said...

Part of my problem is the 'surrounded by fools, morons, jerks and criminals' part.

Which is the prime reason to vote for a specific babe? Her looks, or the rank of fools, et al, that surround her?

Jeannie, for instance, is undoubtedly the best looking, but her fools have no comparison to those of Marilyn Munster, who, IMO, is probably (although no slouch) one of the bottom two in looks.

Wrangler Jane is probably beset with the worst fools and crooks (Sgt O’Rourke being of Federal Government level crookedness), but she also was not the brightest bulb (or, sticking with the times) candle herself, if memory serves- it has been 40 years since I’ve seen an edisode.

I think I saw 10 minutes of The West Wing, and that was by accident. But, given it was a Democratic administration, and at the Federal level, we have established she was surrounded by the absolute epitome of both fools AND criminals; morons and jerks being well known associates of the Democrats (usually members of the press); I'm afraid poor Donna maxes out the matrix on that score.

I guess it boils down to who I would rather ogle.

Jeannie wins, hands down.

Hoosier Daddy said...

No Darcy, the Girl Next Door Look is an entirely different category altogether. We're talking flat out, in your face unadaulterated sex appeal.

Trooper, we need a girl next door poll. Make it happen.

blake said...

You know, Wrangler Jane had a vote before that Johny-Come-Lately Pogo showed up.

The other issue is: Do you mean surrounded by rogues in their various shows, or in real life?

Darcy said...

Aww, blake. Did you vote for Wrangler Jane too?

Hoosier Daddy said...

Troop I just checked the poll and Donna from the West Wing is making some headway? What's up with that?

Lemme guess, ACORN is registering Donna voters.

Christy said...

At the very bottom of this page is a video clip of Donna and Josh talking about tax rebates that you might enjoy. They left off the tag scene with Donna keeping the change from something she bought for Josh, telling him she knows better than he how to spend it.

Ron said...

Troop, this is like Althouse East over here!

One Barbara Eden please!

Darcy, where do your sympathies lie?

Darcy said...

Hi ya, Ron!

My sympathies are leaning Wrangler Jane, of course.

dr kill said...

"...a beautiful woman who was surrounded by fools, morons, jerks and criminals.

Laura Bush comes to mind, no?

I'm Full of Soup said...

Hoosier:

If Eli Blake or German Valise shows up here, your ACORN hunch will be proven.

Althouse East is a good one and Trooper has no frilly-minded posts here.

blake said...

I did vote for Wrangler Jane.

She was an underaged girl surrounded by Hollywood types when she played that role!

DaLawGiver said...

Barbara Eden.

There is no other. If she doesn't win it means Trooper rigged the vote.

Meade said...

Trooper rigs all the votes, Lawgiver. Buy a bra and he'll rig it your way. In fact, buy two bras -- get one vote free.

Trooper York said...

Hey that's the Chicago way.

Get with the program or it's under the bus with you pal.

Bushman of the Kohlrabi said...

Wow, 45 posts. This is like a Palin thread in Trooper's Althousian parallel universe.

reader_iam said...
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reader_iam said...

Please don't include me in a poll. I've left you alone. I don't comment anymore. I comment almost nowhere any more. I tweet (too much, I suspect, according to Blake; but what the hell, he can NOT follow or he can block), but I don't blog and I comment oh-so-much less, and broadly speaking not at all anymore. What more do you want, Trooper?

PLEASE, don't include me in a poll. I mean it, Troop. Don't. Yeah, it'd make a point. But what's the point?

Please, just leave me alone.

reader_iam said...

It would be mean as hell, in your own terms, whether you know it or not. So in your own terms, leave it.

Freeman Hunt said...

Reader, I'm pretty sure he was kidding about that. He wouldn't make that kind of poll. That would be wrong. Worry not.

Darcy said...

Yeah, I'm sure he was joking, too.

And I miss your comments, reader.

Darcy said...

From another thread: blake said...Well, I'm sorry CL and TY, are we voting on hotness or on hotness-in-the-midst-of-rogues?

*hugs*

Wrangler Jane just got another vote.

Trooper York said...

Reader I did not say I would put you in a poll. That was Meade who suggested it if you were paying attention. I was just riffing off of his nonsense. I have a lot of polls lined up already and would not invade your privacy.

I will respect your wishes and not refer to you in any way after this post. I am sorry you are cutting off all internet contact. I didn't think the election of Obama would upset you so much. Good luck to you and your family in all your future endeavors. All the best.

Trooper York said...

I think Wrangler Jane is the Sarah Palin of the Trooper York universe.

Meade said...

If you think I'm going help bail your sorry ass out with reader_ami, you've been tripping on brown acid again, dude.

Bushman of the Kohlrabi said...

Men, let's stop arguing and get back to more important issues. Like cameltoe, for instance.

chickelit said...

..or Stella Stevens, hands down.