Oh shit, that's George the Animal Steele. One night in 1970 The Wiley Riley, me, and Dark Mark went to see some rasslin' at the Philly Civic Center. Bruno Sammartino, The Grand Wizard, Captain Lou, Toro Tanaka. Pedro Morales v. Pampero Ferpo, the wild bull of the Argentine was the main event. Woof, what a show. I think McMahon was the announcer.
Anyway, George the Animal tore open a turnbuckle cover with his teeth and spit the foam at us. I still have some somewhere. That was right before he hit Bruno on the squash with a folding chair.
Those were the days.
If you dolls like hair, GTAS was your man. Only hairier dude I know is my B-I-L.
OK, Ruth Anne, I'll defend Meade. Killer pose, Meadester. You need a signature move, though. Like the claw or something.
My dad's cousin was a wrestler in the 60s, Red Bastein. I recall seeing him in Omaha as a kid. I don't remember the match much, just the horrifying site of a tiny old red-faced lady spitting in rage, screaming Kill 'im, Red!!.
I had to say, 'Geez, Grandma, sit down, yer embarrassing me!' But I loved my Grandma anyway.
Dr Kill, Toru Tanaka's wife/widow has been my cousin's BFF since the 70s. Tanaka was a goof, totally charming, and fun to talk to about a wide range of subjects - very well informed. Taught this young snob a lot about prejudging people. Still, not a fan of wrestling.
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, the BJ Hunnicut guy, brussel sprouts, the Boston Red Sox, commies and well, lawyers.
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Oh shit, that's George the Animal Steele. One night in 1970 The Wiley Riley, me, and Dark Mark went to see some rasslin' at the Philly Civic Center. Bruno Sammartino, The Grand Wizard, Captain Lou, Toro Tanaka. Pedro Morales v. Pampero Ferpo, the wild bull of the Argentine was the main event. Woof, what a show. I think McMahon was the announcer.
Anyway, George the Animal tore open a turnbuckle cover with his teeth and spit the foam at us. I still have some somewhere. That was right before he hit Bruno on the squash with a folding chair.
Those were the days.
If you dolls like hair, GTAS was your man. Only hairier dude I know is my B-I-L.
Where did he get that shirt?
Where did he get that shirt?
Al Gore sells them.
He's doing penance--obviously--because he's wearing a hair shirt.
Why does this post have a 'Ruth Anne defends Meade' tag on it?
OK, Ruth Anne, I'll defend Meade. Killer pose, Meadester. You need a signature move, though. Like the claw or something.
My dad's cousin was a wrestler in the 60s, Red Bastein. I recall seeing him in Omaha as a kid. I don't remember the match much, just the horrifying site of a tiny old red-faced lady spitting in rage, screaming Kill 'im, Red!!.
I had to say, 'Geez, Grandma, sit down, yer embarrassing me!' But I loved my Grandma anyway.
Where did he get that shirt?
You didn't get one? All us Catholics get a hair shirt when we are confirmed. Sometimes earlier, depending on your gramma's world view.
Ok, now that's pretty irresistible.
Pogo: I remember my brother extolling the skillz of Butcher Buchon. Am I imagining that name?
Ruth Anne, wasn't that in a Bugs Bunny episode?
Thanks Pogo, sweet of you, but if it's all the same to you, I sort of prefer Ruth Anne... you know... defending me.
Trooper, how about Gorgeous George, for the other (alternative) dolls - Titus, Zach, et al.?
Meade: I'd be sure to defend you if you ever did anything wrong.
Now THAT'S an attorney I can get b...
I mean, an attorney I can believe in!
Why does this post have a 'Ruth Anne defends Meade' tag on it?
and then:
Meade: I'd be sure to defend you if you ever did anything wrong.
Trooper is either awfully prescient or awfully suggestive. Either way, it's a skill.
Yes, chicklit, and either way,
he's just awful.
"Why does this post have a 'Ruth Anne defends Meade' tag on it?"
Because I am just causing trouble as usual.
Dr Kill, Toru Tanaka's wife/widow has been my cousin's BFF since the 70s. Tanaka was a goof, totally charming, and fun to talk to about a wide range of subjects - very well informed. Taught this young snob a lot about prejudging people. Still, not a fan of wrestling.
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