Marilyn's Diary

We had a lot of strange neighbors living as we did in Southern California. There was Sandy Koufax who would come to visit Grandpa for sleepovers in his coffin on day games after night games. This Jewish Lawyer guy named Sterling who kept asking me out and telling never to take snapshots with the Creature from the Black Lagoon. Aunt Lily's friend Charlie who had all these weird hippie chicks hanging around and who played the guitar really badly. And of course the Carradine brothers. They were really creepy.

These little freaks loved to run around with my filthy cousin Eddie. They would run around peeping in peoples windows trying to catch a glimpse of them naked or having sex. Or in Eddie's case trying to see them pee.

The worst of them was the oldest Davey. He introduced Eddie to the joys of jerking off. But not just regular jerking off. He liked to be choked while he was choking the chicken. That is why when they played "Bonanza" they all fought to be the guy who was being hung. I told Uncle Herman that he should put a stop to it but he laughed it off. So did Grandpa. They thought it was a harmless hobby.

I thought they would all come to a bad end.