Tuesday, April 15, 2014

So who do you want to get all hetero with?

Shouting Thomas wants us to get all hetero normal so we need a poll:

What hot babe of the 1960's do you want to get all hetero on?

Laura

Joey

Jeanie

Pepper

Let me know dudes!

44 comments:

Shouting Thomas said...

I'm going with Joey, you faggots!

Shouting Thomas said...

I'm rehearing for a gig with a Stones tribute band tonight.

For God's sake, Jagger is awfully damned faggy! 7 kids with 4 different women, so he's like a you know what, too.

But, I'm down with boinking Joey... at least the 60s version.

Bitch is 69! She looks like she could use a hamburger.

windbag said...

Joey was spectacular in those Serta ads.

windbag said...

She looks like she could use a hamburger.

I'd feed her a sausage.

Aridog said...

Joey

ndspinelli said...

Joey, hands down. She was a naughty girl. Men love naughty girls.

ndspinelli said...

I would fuck Laura Petrie but not Mary Richards. How about a Laura, Millie 3 way?

ndspinelli said...

I would fuck Rhoda and Phyllis before Mary

ndspinelli said...

Here's my list

Joey

Joey again

Joey three times

Jeanie

Jeanie again

Laura

Who the fuck is pepper??

ndspinelli said...

I'm in a motel in Des Moines so this is good stuff.

ndspinelli said...

I had a dog named pepper. Never did her.

chickelit said...

Stella!

Trooper York said...

That's Sergeant Pepper Anderson you philistine. Show some respect!

blake said...

Aw, you guys got it all wrong. Mary was a total hottie. Just 'cause she was a good girl doesn't mean she don't know how to get down-and-dirty.

I'd pick Mary but...mmmm...Jeannie...and her sister...

Tough choice!

blake said...

Well, yeah, CL, this is a poll that could go one forever.

Stella? Sure, or Julie? Or Yvonne (Craig, not De Carlo, though go back a few years further...)?

Trooper York said...

Thinking about these ladies definitely produces a pole. Just sayn'

rcocean said...

Angie of course. Joey second.

sakredkow said...

I think Joey did a week as guest hostess on the Mike Douglas Show. Man that was the life.

Chip S. said...

The only truly hetero male answer is "all of them, and preferably simultaneously."

That is also an acceptable answer for the Ladies of TY. Preferable, in fact.

Any male who gave any other answer is a faggot.

sakredkow said...

Chip S finds his inner Hef.

Chip S. said...

Damn straight!

So to speak.

blake said...

Chip--

Sooo close.

The only truly hetero alpha male answer is: "all of them, preferably simultaneously, and including the Ladies of TY".

Chip S. said...

You are the alpha dog, blake.

I'm just a wimp who's too wary of DBQ's plumber's gun collection to go there.

Then there's Mr. M, too.

Darcy, OTOH...well, I wonder just how fast she can run.

ndspinelli said...

Joey used to put on a great act for the troops in Viet Nam when she went there w/ Bob Hope. She kicked Angie's ass!!

ndspinelli said...

Angie's sagging ass @ the time. Now it's down to her knees.

Darcy said...

This is funny. I googled Joey Heatherton just last week! I thought she was super sexy with that sassy short hairdo and those feathery bangs.

sakredkow said...

Joey put the sex kitten in "sex kitten".

ndspinelli said...

Darcy w/ a little lesbo tease!!

Chip S. said...

It's not really lezzie if it's part of an FMF 3-way, nick.

#hefsez

sakredkow said...

If you've never actually done it or had the experience before I subscribe to Voltaire's dictum:

Once a philosopher, twice a pervert.

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MamaM said...

Some have other preferences

Airdog asked on the other post " Where did women who looked like that go?"

Answer: They turned into women who used to look like that. Women who now love what the older dogs have to offer, including humor and inner integrity.

ndspinelli said...

ChipS, I was not aware of that dispensation.

ndspinelli said...

ST Bait: What if it's MFM, is it homo?

ndspinelli said...

I can't help myself sometimes. Mea culpa.

MamaM said...

ChipS gets a special dispensation just for being ChipS.

Aridog said...

MamaM....here's Judi, the smiling blond...the sorrel horse is "Gomer Dial." She is not a lot different than where we met 35 years ago...same weight too. I have no complaints.

Chip S. said...

You just made my night, MamaM.

I inadvertently let an f-bomb slip at work today and felt bad about it. Special dispensation is just what I needed!

MamaM said...

It's no wonder she caught your eye and remained your Judi, Aridog! Thanks for sharing. The horse is also a beauty--with the spirit of both shining through.

virgil xenophon said...

Joey, although Angie sure had the right attitude: "I've never regreted a single one-night stand." LOL! (said live on Johnny Carson, iirc) Jeannie aged the best however. I'd have done her at ANY age. Woof!

Darcy said...

That's a really beautiful pic of your lady, Aridog.

ndspinelli said...

Ari, She is beautiful, but that weight comment is not PC!! And, she must have poor eyesight.

blake said...

Heh, our women's fatal flaw: Poor eyesight and judgment.

Aridog said...

Thanks, all of you...Judi is one of those people that shine best when candid like in the photo with good ole "Gomer" ... A quarter horse right off the race track and a clown in his own right. She is the most natural person with animals like horses and dogs that I've ever known. I am eternally grateful she still puts up with me.