Saturday, October 24, 2009

Aye, Aye Miss Moneypenny!


"Well Miss Moneypenny I see you are in uniform this morning. I didn't know you were under Her Majesty's colors."
"Oh I am not Commander Bond. I just joined the Old Navy. They had a sale on Michael Jackson military wear. You might think about signing up as well."
"Why would I do that? I am already a Commander in the Royal Navy."
"Well because you are naked."
"I just wanted to make some coffee. Would you like some? One lump or two?"
"Ohhhhh Jaaaammmmeessssss!!!!!"

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