First off Leisure Suit Larry is all over Lem's joint picking fights in the hope of bringing traffic back to the other frigid vortex. He even started telling AllenS that he didn't know anything about farming.
As you know Little Debbie smacked him around pretty nicely but that didn't stop him.
Now someone emailed me a link to the post where the Evil Blogger Lady put up a post talking about "Plus Size" woman and "chic lit." Plus size and writing. Is some one trying to send me a message.
Probably not. I mean why be paranoid? That is what people think all the time. That everything is about them. I don't think that but I have to laugh.
One of the things that made me laugh is that we didn't see our pal Freeman Hunt for months until Larry was getting smacked around at Lem's. An interesting coincedink don't ya think? I love how Larry claimed President Mom Jeans was really Fred 4 Pres but doesn't realize he has his own handmaidens and lickspittles. Or maybe he does.
It just makes me chortle.
I just want to stay out of Bear Traps. (That is a hipster trap pictured above)
30 comments:
Take that back. You have insulted cuckoos. They are noble birds whose songs have influenced everyone from Beethoven to Orson Wells.
Freeman is a sycophant covered in thin veneer of faux intellectualism.
With a chewy nougat scold center.
I saw what you did there nick.
Very nice.
How are we tonight? Are we all happy? I thought we were giving up watching As the Alt Turns. Or did I misunderstand that other thread?
Anyhow. What's up? I hope we haven't driven Darcy and RuthAnne away.
We did as far as it goes. But people always email me and wind me up.
Sorry.
It's like herpes.
It keeps coming back and annoying you.
I wouldn't mind a hand or two over on the Surprise thread at Lem's just now.
Conversation at the liquor store:
"Do you guys sell mead?"
"Why yes, we do. Let me show you what we have." We walk together to dessert and specialty wines aisle.
"I recommend this one -- Chaucer's Mead
"Oh really? What about that one? I like the way it looks."
"That one calls itself Meade but it's not real mead; it's a white wine flavored with honey."
"That sounds so fake...so what is mead?"
"Mead is fermented honey/water. It's an ancient drink...it's older than wine actually...in Europe at least. The Germans call it Honigwein which means 'honey wine.'"
"Thank you. I'll take the real one. You've been most helpful."
Rit Mo is denser than pack ice. He is impervious to facts and does not argue in good faith.
We would all have heart problems if we engaged with that Stalinist. He is as mentally ill as Meade, Titus, Ann and her offspring combined.
Better to let him comment and ignore him.
If it's Meade or Mead it is poison.
But you, my fine feathered friend, are a top notch salesman.
Pollo, is mead served in Inga wine glasses?
Ingenook got famous for boxed wine. Coppola is actually trying to restore the name: link
I made it through about half the Surprise thread. The stupid is strong in there. Typical lefty tactics. Change topics, misquote themselves and others, state opinion as fact, and when cornered call the opposition Nazis. Yep, it's all there. Nope, don't need to bother trying to explain reality to delusional children. Good luck, though.
Thanks for the help. I appreciate it.
Inglenook was disgusting. There is only one thing in all the world that is worse.
Inganooky.
Hey, I'm not trying to be unsympathetic, but I've done overtime trying to argue lefties out of their deliberate insanity.
Plus, I don't have any history with any of those people, so it's not going to have much traction, even if I said something that could make them rethink their commie ways. Hell, I don't come across effectively with people who are familiar with me. Strangers? Not.
One of the fundamental problems with lefty thinking is that it is absolutely contrary to human nature. They've embraced a faulty notion of human nature, which skews everything they think and "know" about how the world works.
All I can say is that I am glad I didn't write that.
Paranoia Is Bad?
It's all about you, yes it is, yes it is,
It's all about you, yes it is.
Why you're the most famous person In your life,
There you are, center stage, spotlight.
So never buy the lie of humility, guard your special self, be paranoid.
You want to be the modest one who takes the humble bow?
First raise the shield of pride against the arrows of spite.
Sixty Grit said...
All I can say is that I am glad I didn't write that.
Too much cranny?
Self-destroyer, wreck your health
Destroy friends, destroy yourself
The time device of self-destruction
Light the fuse and start eruption
I made it through about half the Surprise thread. The stupid is strong in there.
Ditto. Trying to have a discussion about anything with Ritmo is useless. He is either dumber than a box of rocks or is just playing with people. I think often it is both.
Look at the comment I just added. I set a trap, he took the bait.
As much as I loved Michael Haz's deletion of LSL, and enjoyed the bizarre spectacle of Lawn Boy telling Allen S how he plants acorns to feed himself (with squirrels) and to make hard wood floors, the best strategy with LSL is shunning and ignoring him.
He should feel like one of those ghosts who freak out because 99.95 of the people can't see them.
You know, sort of how he feels at home with EBL. Do you get the impression she is not that happy with LSL any more?
I never thought Meade was stupid. Arguing with AllenS about farming was really dumb.
I misjudged him.
He should feel like one of those ghosts who freak out because 99.95 of the people can't see them.
Now, if LSL should appear in ghostly guise, Sir Archy would take it greatly amiss.
Sorry Sir Archy...in what ever plane you may currently be...no association by reference.
As of 1:14 am, all comments by Meade on the Acorn/Farm Guest Post over at Lem's appear to have been eaten by squirrels or burned in the furnace by the blogfarmer himself in what could be seen as a show of levity.
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