"Hello my dear. Please come closer. I vant to suck your blood."
"That's Ok there County baby but you do me one favor."
"Vhat is that?"
"Could you please stop staring at my tits?"
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Maybe he sees a nice big juicy vein in her cleavage.
ReplyDeleteI beleve the Count has the bulging, juicy vein!
ReplyDeleteThat's disgusting ndspinelli. Clean it up.
ReplyDeleteI expect more from commenters at this blog.
This is a classy joint and if you need to get in the gutter and talk dirty you can just leave.
tits.
Mea Culpa, mea culpa. I think I need a good spanking from Ang!
DeleteTalking about bulging juicy veins that are hot and long and cut is just awful.
ReplyDeleteThey weren't even trying on this one.
ReplyDeleteDeath by...drowning in cold water?
I don't think so.
He seems to be looking past her bosom. Perhaps he's staring at her hose and wishing he had a pair.
ReplyDeleteI just pinched a massive loaf with huge chunks in it.
ReplyDeleteThe creases in the chunks were incredibly pronounced and defined, like the folds on an elephant.
tits.
A fresh round of Pooh, following the massive exposure of in the flesh out titting.
DeleteThere were also pebbles in it but for some odd reason they drifted from the nuclei of the loaf.
ReplyDeleteIt was like they were running away, almost scared, very antisocial or perhaps just independent.
They were saying, "I don't want any part of you you big massive pinched loaf so I am going over here, away from you and your big loaf clique".
tits.
I thought we'd see this in the thread about the baseball player.
DeleteUnusually Particular Particulate
DeleteUnusually Particular Particulate
DeleteTurning and turning in the widening bowl
DeleteThe loaflets cannot adhere the mother loaf;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the bowl,
The blood-flecked stool is loosed, and everywhere
The sacrificed offering is drowned;
The best lack all description, while the worst
Are full of passionate pungency.
Even the replies don't seem to want to any part.
ReplyDeleteel Loaf-N-Titus
ReplyDeleteThe Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
ReplyDeleteWhen a vast image out of Titus Mundungus
Troubles my sight.
Bowell obsession, a trait of the elderly.
ReplyDeleteTitus sits on his bar stool--alone in the corner.
ReplyDeleteAt least is is not that Twilight dude.
ReplyDeleteAnd True Blood sucks too (no pun intended).
Titus was this guy your Christmas hero?
ReplyDeleteThis blog has become all Titus all the time.
ReplyDeleteIt really has turned to shit.
DeleteOr logs. As the case may be.
DeleteIs this how me and my twin will end up? Eeeewwww
ReplyDeleteIf you are lucky.
DeleteI am doomed.
DeleteSpeaking of the IRS....
ReplyDeleteI think it's time for a new TY poll. How about this one...
ReplyDeleteIs Trooper York drifting Titusward?
--Yes, and it's terrible
--Yes, and it's grand
--No, and it's a shame
--No, and that's the way I like it
--Trooper York will always be stumbling around in the middle of the road, especially on March 17
--Trooper York is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being on the entire internet
LOL! I second that emotion.
Delete[edutcher]
DeleteNeedless to say, I voted for the last option. In fact, I cleared my cookies to vote multiple times.
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LOL!
DeleteI vote for Titus!
Where is the "FABULOUS!!!" option?
DeleteI voted in the poll in TOP, guess what I voted?
ReplyDeleteAs for Trooper, I've been growing frightened at all the attention that slut Titus has been getting, damn, I'm jealous.
Simple solution: Show us your tits.
DeleteCompared to Ange , it would be a let down, sorry.
DeleteI keep wondering WTF you all are talking about when you say TOP.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, takes me 5-10 minutes every time.
That Other Place
DeleteOh, I got it. I just keep forgetting.
ReplyDeleteKinda funny, since I was there the longest.
You were?
DeleteI didn't know that.
I will say that it took me a while for the "TOP" to click, when it first started being used here.
DeleteWhen did you start reading Althouse? Never really thought about that before in connection with you.
Time has sure flown. I can't believe that it's been something like three years since Ruthie stopped commenting there (though I think she did stop by to wish congrats on the engagement and/or wedding, don't remember which), and quite a bit longer since Sippican went away.
DeleteI started reading in 2004. It took me a year before I occasionally started e-mailing comments. She finally convinced me to get a blogger account in the summer of 2005, and I think my first comment on Blogger (under the old handle) was in August. I think Ruthie was already commenting? So many people have come and gone, it's hard for me to remember anymore.
Nostalgia.
DeleteIt ain't what it used to be.
DeleteWho lays claim to longest legacy commenter at TOP?
Deletercommal,
Ron,
blake?
I think her 2004 comment archives were expunged (they probably had interesting stuff from legacy commenters).
I've been getting impatient and bored over there again.
Ask your best pal Meade - he has been expunging her archives for quite some time now, if you know what I mean.
DeleteA song to help Blake remember...
ReplyDeleteYou're the TOP!
You get Bezos money.
You're the TOP!
You're edutcher's honey.
You're a Culver's custard,
a brat with mustard,
you're Carbonite!
...uh, Cole Porter I ain't...
I'm just causing a bit of trouble in TOP, I don't really think y'all are misogynists, don't get mad.
ReplyDeleteOopenheimer?
DeleteDamn, you are a Commie! ;-)
But, I look so good in red.
Delete"Now I am become Dearth, destroyer of Wealth"
ReplyDeleteJ. Allie Oopenheimer after cast her first vote for Barack Obama.
@Allie: Couldn't help it. Not a dig at you personally. We are post-political here at Trooper York. :)
ReplyDeleteYes, that's why I like it here.
ReplyDeleteMay I treat this as an open thread? I want to post this. You could consider it sort of as a gift. Sorry for the brief ad the beginning, but you can skip it pretty quickly and then you need only watch 1:19, when the bit I wish to highlight for you ends (it starts at approx. 1:14).
ReplyDeleteEnjoy! : )
I don't know. I think maybe Ron, but only because I can't remember (I'm sorry!) when Blake started commenting. Ruthie started commenting before I did, I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I am still commenting, though not under the original handle, of course. Ron occasionally weighs in (I don't read all the comment threads, so it could be more than occasionally, just TBC). As already mentioned, Ruth Anne doesn't.
ReplyDeleteI'm suspecting Ron is the longest from beginning to now.
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ReplyDeleteRe: Deletion
ReplyDeleteEh, don't want to get into all of that.
I'm suspecting Ron is the longest from beginning to now.
ReplyDeleteI suspect that Ron has a couple shares of founder's stock in Althouse and elsewhere.
What I find odd is that in all the years I've watched Althouse, I don't recall ever seeing her acknowledge his presence.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she did a long time ago.
I forget how good it feels to come here to feel bad about TOP.
ReplyDelete"I forget how good it feels to come here to feel bad about TOP."
ReplyDeleteThat sounds kind of sad chick.
tits.
Freud might call it penis ennui.
DeleteI get bored with some of the dicks hanging around there. Why does it always seem like the same person with a changing handle?
Boring
I want freshness, vivacity and above all, believability!
DeleteYou have to squeeze the tomatoes to make sure they're fresh.
DeleteYou reminded me of a childhood favorite: link
DeleteI love the guys in the background who start in with "Hey Please" around the 1 min 10 sec mark.
DeleteIt sounds like they're 20 feet away from the microphone.
OK OK I won't squeeza da banana?
DeleteLouis Prima was one horny eyetalian who loved double entendre
DeleteI grew up with no italian heritage so all that was "new" to me.
DeleteWell Mama knows best!
Delete@Chickie
DeleteI get bored with some of the dicks hanging around there. Why does it always seem like the same person with a changing handle?
Even worse is the loss of any sense of fun, no riffs or bantering anymore. It's all so deadly serious. Almost all of the commenters I enjoyed are gone or surrounded by so much BS that's not worth the effort. Even the irrepressible Pogo seems off his game. When was the last time Lem late nite drunk commented?
One of the things I admire about Ace is his ability to keep the political cooking along with the innate weirdness that is the core of the net. I don't think I've ever used the same Moron name twice over there, it's part of the game...you get voice or you don't.
Troop's building a place with a similar feeling here...somewhere to hang and goof. There's not enough quality goofing nowadays, everyone is so fucking serious or has a rent seeking bug up their ass.
Well, just come here to be felt up, no I mean to feel good.
ReplyDeleteThe cake is a lie
ReplyDeleteWhen is a forum not a forum?
When it's an art forum.
Cake?
ReplyDeleteHow do you know people change their names?
ReplyDeleteI don't even know how.
tits.
How did you make your name the first time?
DeleteI developed a decoder algorithm.
DeleteI just took the rare clumber out for a walk and the streets are alive with color. The Portugese restaurants is blaring music, the seafood restaurant next door is hopping, The Thirsty Scholar has many future facebook entrepreneurs being intellectual.
ReplyDeleteAnd millions of dog walkers. We ran into a 7 week Pug, fucking adorable. She was sniffing my dogs hog and he was sniffing her pussy. She hasn't been fixed yet and he was all over her, licking away.
It was 70 today here in Boston and tonight is a balmy 60.
I love living somewhere where you walk out of the expensive loft and it is immediately showtime because the large number of foot traffic. You really need to be on your game.
The city is alive with color, what color are you?
tits.
I don't even remember ebl. My Indian UK husband, with big arms and who is incredibly hot and in LA for work, says I am technically deficient. I told him well he is technically proficient, because he is a hindi and a brownie, and that they have to be, but that I will always be superior to him because he is brown and I am white-I actually say that to him.
ReplyDeleteI also call him Husker Du (because that's how the dotheads speak) and Sabu too. Although, he has a British accent. He told me the hotel he is staying in LA is posh-so British.
tits.
Titus: In my case, I completely got rid of the old account. Months later, I created up for a new one.
ReplyDeleteBut it's easy to do multiples on one account, if that's what's desired.
"created a new account"--sorry, originally keyboarded "signed up for" and then got distracted part way through the edit (the timer for the cornbread dinged)
ReplyDeleteThe city is alive with color, what color are you?
ReplyDeleteConfetti.
I don't have any interest rcommal, to much time and energy and I find it boring and would be totally confused trying to assume other identities.
ReplyDeleteIt's hard enough being just the complicated dichotomy that is Titus.
tits.
R,
ReplyDeleteI don't recall exactly when, but I believe I sent her an email about Bob Dylan in 2004. So I was reading then. (But not commenting publicly.)
Titus--
ReplyDeleteAre you shitting (heh) me?
You used to change your handle every fucking day!
I changed my handle but it always had titus in it.
ReplyDeleteI changed it because I always forgot my password.
tits.
I remember your explanation.
ReplyDeleteI still don't know how it's possible.
Keep in mind that everything Steve writes is a lie. Knowing that makes his comments much easier to understand.
DeleteEverything might be a little harsh; he seems to have a firm grip on what is and isn't hard enough:
DeleteIt's hard enough being just the complicated dichotomy that is Titus.
Keeping out mind is the more difficult proposition. Yesterday, when asked by the cheerful clerk at Staples if I wanted my cash back in "a solid twenty", the picture that sprang immediately to mind was one of loose bills and coins drifting and scattering from the nucleus like pebbles from a loaf. After asserting that a solid twenty was preferred over a fluid one, I pocketed the bill and left with the awareness I'd been well and truly Titusized.
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