Went to the bar with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other nasty names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 65. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
I learned "fastballing" from my scatological daughter when she was visiting last week in San Diego. You put an open hand behind your ass..catch a fart, closing your hand quickly, and then throw a fastball right @ a nearby person's nose. You'll be the life of the party. I surmise Titus will fastball himself.
Hell yeah!
ReplyDeleteAstoria went down with the Titanic.
ReplyDeleteToo bad A-Rod did not try to do this return to your store...that would have been crazy delicious!
ReplyDeleteA-Rod is a drama queen but not a Queens or Brooklyn guy.
ReplyDeleteWent to the bar with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other nasty names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 65. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
ReplyDeleteWell AllenS, Is she also your daughter? How 'bout some mayo on white bread sandwiches?
ReplyDeleteMy wife was about to go to the beauty salon and asked me what I thought looked sexy.
ReplyDelete"Asian cheerleaders", I replied.
The correct answer was "bangs".
Tebow's moving to Astoria.
ReplyDeleteI learned "fastballing" from my scatological daughter when she was visiting last week in San Diego. You put an open hand behind your ass..catch a fart, closing your hand quickly, and then throw a fastball right @ a nearby person's nose. You'll be the life of the party. I surmise Titus will fastball himself.
ReplyDeleteI call it a beanball.
ReplyDeleteThe Germans would call it stinkwerfen.
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