Friday, April 20, 2012

Kids say the darndest things....



So this six year old kid comes up to us at the family barbeque and says "Uncle Jim I want to tell you a joke." I say "Ok what's the Joke?"

He goes "How do you wake up Lady Gaga?"  I go "I don't know how do you wake up Lady Gaga?"
"Poke-her-face" he replied "With your cock."

Kids grow up fast in Brooklyn. Just sayn'
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11 comments:

  1. chickelitApril 20, 2012 at 6:43 PM

    I thought that poke-her-face stuff was supposed to stay in Vegas. Did you bring it back to Brooklyn?

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  2. chickelitApril 20, 2012 at 6:46 PM

    TY sure has gotten haunchy lately.

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  3. Trooper YorkApril 20, 2012 at 6:46 PM

    Don't ask me ask that dirty little kid.

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  4. Trooper YorkApril 20, 2012 at 6:47 PM

    Hey when you are making fewer posts you have to make them count.

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  5. chickelitApril 20, 2012 at 7:02 PM

    How come you're not celebrating the Fenway Park Centennial?

    I can understand why Allie isn't.

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  6. AnonymousApril 20, 2012 at 7:51 PM

    Time to go get my waxing.

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  7. ndspinelliApril 20, 2012 at 7:57 PM

    I knew a guy in Boonton, NJ who had a liquor store back in the 80's. He had t-shirts w/ his motto, "Liquor in the front, poker her in the rear."

    Allie, baseball fans have a higher IQ than any other sports fans. Oh..I'm sure your the exception to the rule.

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  8. Chip S.April 20, 2012 at 8:05 PM

    C'mon, spinelli.

    It's "poker in the rear."

    This dump needs a little class.

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  9. blakeApril 20, 2012 at 8:54 PM

    ricpic waxes poetic

    does that count?

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  10. chickelitApril 20, 2012 at 10:07 PM

    It beats wichsen prosaic.

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  11. windbagApril 20, 2012 at 10:41 PM

    True story: My son was about 7. He was bugging the hell out of his little sister. She was screaming, "Stop, stop!!" which, of course, only made him torment her more. I intervened and said, "Son, what part of stop don't you understand." He said, "Maybe the S-T." I laughed. Asked him a smartass question and he responded with a smartass answer.

    Kids do say the darnedest things.

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