Then the banana is a fucking cheapskate. Did you see the picture of the womam he tried to pay $30 for the entire night!! If that were her nightly fee[$800 actually is] then every tightwad in North/South America and Asia would be in Colombia for annual vacations. I hate cheapskates....HATE THEM.
I see fruits but no nuts.
ReplyDeleteWhat's bad about this?
ReplyDeleteThe banana was a Secret Service Agent.
ReplyDeleteCartagena Contretemps
ReplyDelete"Strawberry don' wanna be by Banana split,
She say she rather lick it."
"Well girl how then she earn her pay?"
"When Banana erupt she sip it."
First things first: Louis Prima weighs in.
ReplyDeleteThen the banana is a fucking cheapskate. Did you see the picture of the womam he tried to pay $30 for the entire night!! If that were her nightly fee[$800 actually is] then every tightwad in North/South America and Asia would be in Colombia for annual vacations. I hate cheapskates....HATE THEM.
ReplyDeleteKeely Smith was on an even keel.
ReplyDeleteLouis was bouncin' all around her.
He tried to give Keely a quick feel.
One punch, he was on the grounda.
I love the expression on that banana's face.
ReplyDeleteLouis Prima is just singing about the troubles of a shopkeeper.
ReplyDeleteIf troop had similar, general complaints about his customers, I wonder what they would be?
Please no stretcha out the brassiers?
Please no leava the clothes in the dressing rooms?
Please no complaina about the price?