Last year I bid and won on a bucket of port. Six bottles of premium port in different flavors. They think I am going to do the same thing this year.
The little bastards got drunk out of their faces.
And when I complained?
They told me to put it on their bill.
Got any, grips?
ReplyDeleteHow about gaffers?
Put it on my bill? I'm not that kind of duck!
ReplyDeleteA little warm for port...
ReplyDeleteI'll take one of those...for National Security reasons, my friend....
ReplyDeleteDoes this work? Hope so!
Any port in a storm.
ReplyDeleteWhy does garlic produce the most nasty of smelling loafs?
ReplyDeleteThank you and good day.
Have any of you seen the video of the woman from Nebraska talking about gay sex.
ReplyDeleteIt is the most hilarious thing I think I have ever watched.
The guy's reaction behind her is priceless.
Off to the beach.
tits.
Yes!
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Whoa.
My bowels make the stinkiest farts w/ onion dip and beer. Being Eyetalian, my bowels were raised on garlic. But, for a boy raised in rural Wi., it may have never been used in your kitchen.
ReplyDeleteWhy does garlic produce the most nasty of smelling loafs?
ReplyDeleteSee under mercaptans (organosulfur compounds).
Garlic (and onions) are rich in organosulfurs. They're also thought to be anti-cancer agents, but that's more outside my learning.
Apparently eating dog meat causes long-term malnutrition.
ReplyDeleteThe President is
shrinking!! OMG, the President is shrinking!
I'm sure his farts smell like honeysuckle, tho.
A post for Titus!
ReplyDeleteEat Your Garlic!
ReplyDeleteFittingly perhaps, the active in garlic is called Alliin and her cousin Allicin.
ReplyDeleteWeb feats are
ReplyDeleteWell suited
For praddling
About port.
Starboard too!
True, spin. My mother never used garlic. We were so midwest.
ReplyDeleteI never had any italian food until I moved out here, seriously.
tits.
Hi Mama Wama.
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