Jenna Bush said....
I love my Mom. She is the coolest. She taught me how to roll a spliff and chew tobacco. She gave my first birth control and took me to get my first tattoo. When she is hanging out with girls Robyn, Anita and Joey they are a fuckin' hoot!
I hope I will have as much fun in my life as she does.
Every time I am on stage she hikes up her shirt and shows me her tits. I just point and laugh!
I love my Mom!
Those twins are the most attractive WH kids since the Kennedy duo.
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ReplyDeleteMy daughter met Jenna at a professional woman's function, she said Jenna was tall, gorgeous and genuinely nice.
ReplyDeletePutting a link to this kindly request here in case people don't read "old" threads. Troop has been prolific today!
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Allie, We have a friend who is so left she would make you look like a John Bircher. She was in Houston eating @ Ninfa's and in walked Bush41. It was during Bubba's term. He was "engaging and genuinely a gentleman" she said to us. I just said sarcastically, "Well..he's probably the only nice Republican; the Dems got all the other nice people." She got my point.
ReplyDeleteRemember how the vultures tore into these twins because they got caught drinking in college. WTF! Chelsea was off limits, but it was open season on these kids. I don't exspect you to agree w/ me. And, I am NOT a Republican. But, sitting in the middle I see the horseshit from both sides.
ReplyDeleteJenna's tits are perky.
ReplyDeleteYou could definitely bounce a quarter off them.
tits.
The weather is getting warmer and the tits are "coming out".
ReplyDeleteThey have been covered and cold and endured the winter and they are ready to breath and relax and get some sun.
They are bouncing while working the runway of the streets and they seem sincerely happy. I am thrilled.
It is sometimes a little difficult not to want to grab one though.
Release the tit.
tits.
Titus is a tit man.
ReplyDeleteNot unlike Rufus.
When an item at a restaurant has the word "bomb" in it what does that mean?
ReplyDeleteSteak "bomb"?
Chicken "bomb".
What does the bomb entail?
subsequent farting?
ReplyDeleteon second thought...probable diarrhea.
ReplyDeleteThe item you want to stay away from is an asparagus bomb.
ReplyDeleteI keep asking myself why swinging Laura married super square Dubya? Or did he swing too back then? Of course I have nothing to do with such creatures, the total winner class. But I can make like I do in the wonderful world of fiction that is the internet.
Wasn't he doing lots of coke back then?
ReplyDeleteTitus, a "bomb" is a grinder, a hot sandwich like a cheesesteak sub/ginder/hogie/hero.
ReplyDeleteGrinder?
ReplyDeleteI heard about that from my gay barber.
What are jalapeno poppers?
ReplyDeletePoppers.
A Mexican busboy who like amal nitrate.
ReplyDeleteSeriously Titus you grew up on them!
It was called Rush when I was young Troop.
ReplyDeleteI would enjoy a tit bomb.
tits.
The guys on Jersylickus are amazing.
ReplyDeleteI want to do all of them.
tits.
Titus claims he doesn't do amal.
ReplyDeleteWell he does have the amal of a twelve year old boy.
ReplyDeleteIt's amyl, not amal. Trust me. I know that shit.
ReplyDeleteMan, talk about bein' amyl retentive!
ReplyDeleteNow, chickie, how about a simple explanation of the difference between nitrate and nitrite for us chem dunces.
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows that the nitrate is higher than the dayrate.
ReplyDeleteYou got that rite.
ReplyDeleteTitus, I feel like a bar food consultant. Jalapeno poppers are jalapeno peppers that are breaded and fried..like cheese curds. You must have eaten fried cheese curds!
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ReplyDeleteNow, chickie, how about a simple explanation of the difference between nitrate and nitrite for us chem dunces.
Degree of oxidation. NO2- vs NO3-Nitrite is to nitrate what carbon monoxide is to carbon dioxide. Then there's NO which gets you hard. link
What was the suck the dude in Blue Velvet was enhaling.
ReplyDelete"mommy, mommy...don't look at me bitch, spread your legs."
God I loved that movie.
Isabella tour de force.
tits.
I just did a round of NO, which is supposed to "MAX YOUR PUMP" and "PROMOTE VASCULARITY".
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure why I'd want to max my pump, nor even where my pump is, and I think vascularity is gross.
When I started it, I thought, well, maybe I'm not getting enough NO in my diet, but then I discovered you make your own NO.
Which then made me think, well, if you make it, but you're taking a supplement, maybe that means your body will stop making it on its own (as with steroids).
I figured a few weeks wouldn't kill me. And it didn't. Can't say I noticed much of anything, though. It did make me feel like, if I were the sort of person who got headaches, it would give me a headache.
I dunno. If I can lift more now than I could last time, I figure I'm doing okay. I got that from J.D. Johannes' "Fit for Combat" book. Seems simple enough.
Thanks, chickie.
ReplyDeleteYou're right about NO. I've had some wild times there.
Blake, just make sure you're getting enough arginine.
ReplyDeleteAnd you're right--you can't eat NO. It's a gas. And it doesn't come from N2O (nitrous). Nitrogen oxides are complex, even for a chemist.
ReplyDeleteUrsula Undress was the original Dr. NO
ReplyDeleteAt least that's what cured me.
This may explain why Harry Frazee sold Babe Ruth to NY in order to pay for NO, NO, Nanette.
ReplyDeleteBruce--
ReplyDeleteI'm trying L-Arginine now. It's fascinating how complex and contradictory the info on that is.
You get enough in your diet, but you can be helped by either 2G at meals but no less than 10G is needed for HGH boosting but only if you take it with...
Pfeh.
Part of the problem, I guess, is that there's nothing especially wrong with me. Well, physically.
ReplyDeleteHard to fix stuff that ain't broken.
You get enough in your diet, but you can be helped by either 2G at meals but no less than 10G is needed for HGH boosting but only if you take it with...
ReplyDeleteLemme guess: Zinc and magnesium?
and avoid calcium?
L-arginine is the natural precursor to NO, but just because you eat a lot of the precursor doesn't mean your body will convert it any faster. L-arginine is just the building block and enzymes are the bricklayers.
You can't build a towering structure from a huge pile of bricks if you don't have enough enzymes.
No, it wasn't zinc and magnesium, it was ornithine (in a 2-1 ratio).
ReplyDeleteI've seen pairing up L-Arginine WITH NO.
I dunno. I think I should go get a degree in biochem. It seems to be the hot thing. That and nanostuff.
I can really see her dad in that photo of Jenna Bush. That's really one of the more miraculous aspects of having kids.
ReplyDeleteUtterly selfish aspects too.
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