Oh and we will be on Anderson Cooper as well.
Just one big problem.
Lisa keeps calling him Cooper Anderson.
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
In the old days, coopers used to make barrels. Barrels have bungs. You can take it from there.
ReplyDeleteAnderson Cooper was a guest on the Tonight show as a 3-year-old, according to the Wiki. I think his mother Gloria Vanderbilt was probably the actual guest, but maybe she had him do tricks on the show.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he pinched a loaf on Johnny Carson's lap.
You are going to let us know when all these interviews air, right?
ReplyDeleteTrooper, this whole journey, the creation of your own freakin' television show and everything associated with it, is amazing.
ReplyDeleteI hope that you guys are deep-down elated with how it happened. You deserve it!
Is Anderson Cooper gay?
ReplyDeletetits.
Maybe he pinched a loaf on Johnny Carson's lap.
ReplyDeleteYou could say he bungled it.
As long as she doesn't call him an "it" and huff around his back alley checking for bung, for heaven's sake, she'll probably be ok.
ReplyDeleteMamam was called an it.
ReplyDeleteHow humiliating and devastating.
Are you ok Mamam?
tits.
Is it that Cohen guy from Bravo you are speaking with?
ReplyDeleteHe's a fag.
tits.
Mamam was called an it.
ReplyDeleteBy a certified babe, no less, Titus! I'm in shock, not at being considered one T short of a tit though. My trusty Dell laptop overheated this weekend and fried the graphics card.
I got out the little screwbejabber and undid the whole thing, only to find the fan clogged with...
CAT Fur!! Honest and truly. Gobs of it. I let the cat sleep on the desk next to me while I type, and didn't tumble to the fact that the heat I was noticing was a sign that something was seriously wrong until the screen started flashing. By then it was too late TOAST!
Our family is big on refurbs, but the Dell ordered as a replacement came today with STICKERS on the keys and bare wire showing on the power supply. Back in the box it went, and I am limping along on an ancient box, one tit with no T.
Thanks for asking!
I have a mac, natch.
ReplyDeleteAnd no pussy.
Just a rare clumber.
I hope you will be ok Mamam.
If it is any consolidation I have been called every name on the book here and TOP.
I just roll with the punches.
And I have a hot wealthy man, am rich and have an ass you could bounce quarters off. So natch, I don't get to worked up over any comments.
tits.
Nobody calls you names here Titus.
ReplyDeleteWell no more than you call anyone else.
Capice Mary?
Troop, your new girl's name is Helen.
ReplyDeleteMama's is Betty.
And chick is Nina.
She should just call him "Coop", all friendly like.
ReplyDelete"Heya, Coop!"
"Well, Coop, the customer's always right!"
"Coop, coop-a-doop."
Ask him about that coffee thing. I find it odd he never tried coffee till last year. Maybe he is a closet Mormon?
ReplyDeleteIs he related to Cecil Cooper?
ReplyDeleteNo but I think he did handle his bat once.
ReplyDeleteAnderson Cooper is nauseating for me to watch since his Katrina coverage. I hate his "Aa-and" speech style.
ReplyDeleteBut I'll tune in for the Dolans! :)
I can call you Betty, and Betty when you call me, you can call me Al.
ReplyDeleteCall me Al.
I want to see El Capitan Jork go medieval on his metrosexual ass.
ReplyDeleteCooooooooooooop! The Coooopster. Coopengoofball! Cooperpooper! Makin' copies...
Darcy, I'm w/ you. That's the faux liberal, I'm smart and I care affectation. My sister does it.
ReplyDeleteAffectation! That's the word I was looking for. Thanks, Nick. :)
ReplyDelete@Titus: Do you think I'm smug or something?
ReplyDeleteI can call you Betty, and Betty when you call me, you can call me Al.
ReplyDeleteCall me Al.
There were incidents and accidents.
There were hints and allegations.
Smug is a matter of opinion.
Just don't call me late for dinner.
ReplyDeleteTitus should love Cooper Anderson, he has big guns.
ReplyDeleteI think Trooper should call him "Mr. Vanderbilt."
ReplyDeleteG-L-O-R-I-A!
ReplyDeleteHis mom's name rode a lot of asses, large and small, bouncy and tight.
ReplyDeleteSo he takes after his mom's name?
ReplyDeleteWhatevs. :)
ReplyDeleteAa-and Cooper Anderson. Anderson Cooper. I just love stuffy names!
His dad died when he was 11 and and ten years later his 23 year old brother jumped to his death out the 14th floor window of his mom's apartment while she watched. No amount of money or fame heals or makes up for that kind of loss. I'm not surprised he still carries a speech habit.
ReplyDeleteYou are just relentless with the scolding. I think it's awful.
ReplyDeleteOn a brighter note, it probably it makes you feel all smug.
Anderson Cooper is on the same shitlist where I put Piers Morgan, Andrew Sullivan and maybe Ricky Gervais. I am a forgiving person but not the forgetting type--especially the smug and uncontrite. Now excuse me while I go lop off another character.
ReplyDeleteActually, I give the guy some credit.
ReplyDeleteHe could've just been a trustafarian hipster doofus for his entire life. Instead, he scammed his way into his dream job of journalist (weird dream, I know) and contracted some nasty disease (not an STD) reporting from some 3rd-world shithole.
Yes, he's a superficial bozo who doesn't seem to know anything but the conventional liberal wisdom, but he's a self-made bozo. And that has made all the difference.
Bill Ayers is self made too if you think about it.
ReplyDeleteDon't disappear, chickelittl!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, Michelle Goldberg heads up the female contingent.
ReplyDeleteI've never watched AC, so maybe he is as terrible as Michelle Goldberg.
ReplyDeleteI doubt that he's as horrible as Bill Ayers, tho.
Chick, I don't think you are smug.
ReplyDeleteNina is kind of fab, and you used the term "hot mess"-kinda gay but I know you are not.
How many straighties say hot mess?
I don't mind Anderson Cooper. He bitched out that Louisiana senator woman and I liked that-you know that whore will be out next election.
He is actually the only news person I watch on tele and I only do it sometimes like when he is in a tornado and wet and you can see his tits in his gap baby t.
He also has a good body. I would do him, but rumor has it he is a dinge queen.
tits.
I say "hot mess," sparingly.
ReplyDelete@Titus: I had no clue "hot mess" was a gay term. I thought meant something like "steaming pile." I first used it on TOP here in response to a commenter named "phx" who used it upthread from me here.
ReplyDeleteSo I guess that means that phx is gay? I kinda suspected that, based on how that commenter picked and choosed what to snark at me about.
Gays use the term to refer to another gay who is hot...but a mess.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds gay though.
What a hot mess?
Not as gay as you go girl though.
Gays have there own language when being around other gays. It can be terribly gay. But not when you want to hook up with someone then you need to be real butch. You can let the gay seep out a little after they are in love with you, but not before, because then it is over.
gays.
Titus needs to put together a gay seminar for us breeders. I'm only half kidding. Women and blacks have made good cash holding seminars on their femininity and blackness for corporations. I actually believe there would be a niche for gay seminars. We could come up w/ names, however a good one is already taken. There's a large landscaping biz in Madison called The Bruce Company.
ReplyDeleteAnd referring to someone as a "hot mess" would be fun and informative rather than scolding? Maybe the qualifier is how nauseating, hateful and stuffy the behavior in question appears to the observer.
ReplyDeletePersonally, if Cher were on the list of "hot messes", I might vote for her. She's a survivor, that's for sure.
Oh yeah, I called Cher a "hot mess" based on her tweeting.
ReplyDeleteShe is hot and she is a mess.
There's a large landscaping biz in Madison called The Bruce Company.
ReplyDeleteIt used to be based in Middleton. A neighbor across the street worked for them and drove a company truck.
A Hot Brown is kind of a mess.
ReplyDeleteBut delicious.
BTW, my shitlist is just a list of media people who bought into or created all the Palin smears.
ReplyDeleteNot all gay people derided Palin, but a lot of them--at least ones who have trouble thinking for themselves.
ReplyDeleteMainly, the prime Palin-bashers were liberal elitist snobs or people ashamed of their own modest backgrounds. I can smell those people a mile a way. Of course there are some exceptions.
He's a Palin basher?
ReplyDeleteWell then, fuck him.
Figuratively, that is.
Except for Titus.
Is TOP eating away at you, chickie?
ReplyDeleteTOP is a rather disconsolate place lately. I was excited about meeting up with people from there next month but now I think I'm just gonna hang with family and old friends.
ReplyDeleteDarcy, when I was a little girl, there was this really scary, creepy movie called "It". I still have nightmares to this very day, shudder.
ReplyDeletePretty sure I'm all of that, MamaM. Think the worst and it's me. And I gain no better standing with God over anyone else by owning it. I am no better. Just the truth.
ReplyDeleteAnother truth that I often have to remind myself of is that love wins. A much more pleasant truth to ponder, I find.
Love wins.
And Allie, if it was Stephen King's "It", I know what you mean!
ReplyDeleteOne of the scariest things I watched as a little girl was the show Dark Shadows. I still recall how frightened I was while watching it - but we still watched. And when Angelique bit Barnabas? I ran out of the house and down the street screaming. :)
I'm kind of disappointed that the movie coming out looks to be kind of a comedy. Dark Shadows wasn't funny! Boo.
Hmmm, maybe it was "Them", not "It", as already grown when It came out, a scary clown, what could be more frightening?!
ReplyDeleteAnd Darcy that's why I love ya. Love does win, always has.
"Love wins"
ReplyDeleteAmor Vincit Omnia (sp?) was another one of those cool Latin phrases that my high school wrote on the blackboard one day. Changed my life.
Oh! "Them!"
ReplyDeleteIt has giant ants in it. Really scary to watch still!
high school English teacher
ReplyDeleteYES! That's the one.
ReplyDeleteI bet Chickie wouldn't torture those ants, hehe.;)
ReplyDeleteI would have fought back against ants. Hard
ReplyDeleteSheesh
I'd love to hear how that changed your life, Bruce. Sounds like it can only be in a good way.
ReplyDeleteI feel like singing, "Love Lifted Me", not being snarky.
ReplyDeleteBelt it out, sister! Hee.
ReplyDeleteLove ya back, btw.
@Darcy: Phrases like that changed me in a way I wrote about already here which saves me the time of rewriting. And the teacher was a real gem and helped me overcome a dead set on destruction pathway. I tried to write about him here
ReplyDeleteProbably not the answer you were looking for, but that's what I meant. :)
Amor Vincit Omnia
ReplyDeleteDodge Omnis were everywhere in 1978 which was another reason it's a cool phrase.
Oh, the importance of teachers!
ReplyDeleteMy HS teacher apparently mis-translated that phrase as "love all conquests."
Made me the cad I am today.
I don't think chickelittl knows he's disappearing, Darce.
ReplyDeleteHe can't be saved if he doesn't know.
YOU'RE DISAPPEARING CHICKELITTL!
Well, I tried.
Bruce, that was beautiful. So you.
ReplyDeleteAnd lol, Chip.
A union teacher, worth every penny of the tax payers money. Good for him for standing up for what he felt was right and for you to be supportive of him.
ReplyDeleteBruce, You're correct the Bruce Co. is in Middleton. I forget there are locals here. The others don't know from Middleton. I actually live in Cottage Grove, but for ease I say Madison. The Bruce Co. is across from a good German Bakery, Clausens. I'm sure you've neen there.
ReplyDeleteClausens bakery started up in the late 70s early 80s around the time the Capital Brewery did in the old Mazo Egg building. The guy from Clausens was a regular at the beer garden.
ReplyDeleteI was never a Palin hater.
ReplyDeleteI thought she was hot and interesting.
I didn't care for her policies.
tits.
@ricpic
ReplyDeleteHe seems to have stabilized. Phew. :)
The Bruce Co. is across from a good German Bakery, Clausens.
ReplyDeleteNothing's moved then. I don't really go back to Middleton except in my mind and to see friends. My mom remarried, sold the house, and moved to the east side of Madison.
I go to the Bruce Company and Clausens when I visit home.
ReplyDeleteThe Bruce Company has very nice home and garden shit but my mom says it is too expensive for her-although she could afford it. Christmas time the place looks beautiful and they have really nice patio shit.
She likes Clausen's hamburger buns and other shit. I don't eat sweets though.
I hated my teachers.
ReplyDeleteI got straight A's and they still hated me.
One told my mother I was a distraction because I was so gay. Fucker, he is still there.
Many years later after I graduated from college and became pretty successful I wrote him a letter letting him know the impact his comments had on my family.
Pretty sure I'm all of that, MamaM. Think the worst and it's me. And I gain no better standing with God over anyone else by owning it. I am no better. Just the truth.
ReplyDeleteAll of what??? I'm unclear as to what is being said and owned here, or who's thinking the worst of whom, but the love talk sounds nice and moves the thread along, and maybe that's what matters most.
Because I've witnessed some nasty and abusive behavior take place under the cover and name of love, I tend to regard those who espouse it with discerning trust--meaning I trust them to the degree they've shown themselves to be trustworthy.
Clausen's pickles are the best. Nice big crunchy ones.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE them.
ReplyDeleteChklt's parents need to go to the Enchantment Under the Sea dance before we lose him altogether. Can you duck walk, C?
ReplyDeleteMaybe if we just BELIEVED, Sixty. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI saw "Them" in the theater. Later I bought albums by Them. Van Morrison was their singer. Named the band after the movie.
ReplyDeleteAnts? Aunts? Bust out the Raid, baby!
I was going to write that, Darce! Tinkerlittle!
ReplyDeleteChickenbell!
ReplyDeleteClaussen pickles were shown to snap under pressure, whereas unidentified competing brands merely bent without snapping.
ReplyDeleteTinker Bell died. RIP, you little pixie.
ReplyDeleteWhat? Tinkerbell can't die. Chickenlittle can't disappear!
ReplyDeleteTitus said...
ReplyDeleteI didn't care for her policies.
See, the gays mistakenly thought she was going to make them wear pink stars and relight the ovens. That's why they had to hang her in effigy and destroy her credibility. And that worthless fuck, Sullivan, head cheerleader, was the worst.
Allie--
ReplyDeleteThere is an older "It", namely "It! The Terror From Beyond Sapce!" which was the uncredited inspiration for Ridley Scott's "Alien".
An alien on a spaceship picks off the crew one by one....
Please don't feed the troll.
ReplyDeleteActually, I take back the "worthless fuck".
ReplyDeleteShameless fuck is much better.
And Titus, I know you're buds with him in Provincetown. But having known Hitler makes you more interesting, but not better.
I wonder if Titus could name one of Palin's policies that he objected to.
ReplyDeleteI'm just fucking tired of people whining and telling me how they want to be treated when I see how they treat people I like and admire.
ReplyDeleteBlake, Alien scared the bejesus out of me, but I loved every pee in my pants scared moment of it.
ReplyDeleteThe movie that is.
ReplyDeleteI'm getting tired and I read "Allen" instead of Alien. Not that there is ANY comparison whatsoever.
ReplyDeleteJust made me wonder where AllenS. is? Or maybe he's around and I've missed him.
Anyway, I miss him.
He is somewhere outside without any clothes on getting sunburnt, I think I read this somewhere on another thread.
ReplyDeleteOh. Well, then. Carry on! LOL
ReplyDelete'Night, all.
xo ;-)
I miss my ex-, but my aim is getting better.
ReplyDeleteBut to answer your question, earlier he wrote that he is working on his tan.
Allie--
ReplyDeleteRidley Scott has made a prequel due out any week now called Prometheus! Get out yer "safety" pants.
Really Blake? Ooooo, I love good sci fi horror combos.
ReplyDeleteI just watched the trailer for Promethus! Promises to be every bit as good as the first Alien if not better!
ReplyDeletePrometheus!
ReplyDeleteI don't know if I can tell Cooper Anderson what I think of him and other journalists of his ilk. I can't mess up Lisa's chance to be a star.
ReplyDeleteBut I have a few things up my sleeve.
For example if he asks me about Moosechelle campaign against obesity I know exactly what I am going to say.
ReplyDelete"Com'om Coop she doesn't really mean it. She just hates chubby people because she hates Oprah. If Oprah was a twig she would be telling everyone to eat more ice cream."
Chick, I am not "bud's with Sullivan.
ReplyDeleteI do know his fairly well though.
He was working on his Phd when I was an undergrad.
Back then I thought he was incredibly hot, which he was, because he was young and not into the bear stuff.
But he was also a major snob and total bitch.
We went to many of the same parties and I have had dinner with him in Ptown and Boston.
He is a major drama queen and actually helped me quite a bit during college with advice from him being the older fag and me being Wisconsin.
I only see him now in Ptown a couple of times during the summer. My claim to fame is having dinner with him, Michael Cunningham and John Waters-I was expecting more, it was actually boring.
I didn't think Palin was going to put a pink triangle on me and I didn't agree with him looking into her uterus. I didn't want Liberty University Law grads though in the justice department screening candidates about their sexuality though. Like Monica Goodling.
It is interesting though. Most liberal fags hated him in the 90's and now most conservatives hate him now. I think he enjoys that though. It gives him attention.
tits.
I was social back in those days. I loved to go to dindin, meet new people and attend parties and experience the city.
ReplyDeleteNow I am completely anti social and would never attend any gay event or actually any event ever.
I am a homebody....and would rather be with the rare clumber.
And I don't want to meet any new people.
tits.
Who is Monica Goodling and what does she have to do with Palin?
ReplyDeleteYou know what's also scary about Sullivan? That he said all the shit about Palin with the pedigree he has. He gives both gays and gays with elite University degrees a bad name.
Goebbels was a highly accomplished academic too.
ReplyDeleteChick, Monica Goodling was actually from Regent University and was an appointee at the DOJ during Bush. They felt the need to appoint these unqualified people because of their religious affiliation. She became like the Director of something in the DOJ and was wanting to fire of the District Attorneys.
ReplyDeleteShe was nuts, natch. And eventually "resigned" because she firing people because they were gay.
I think Regent is very similar to Liberty.
I know Harvard is lambasted by conservatives constantly but it actually has a decent number of conservatives on it's staff.
Not nearly as much as liberals, but the conservatives do have a very high profile at the university.
I love Harvard so much.
Chick, Sullivan really gets you worked up doesn't he?
ReplyDeleteWhy?
Life is too short and what impact does he really have on your personal life.
He is not worth it.
tits.
I think the point about Harvard is precisely the fact that we can all name most of the conservatives on the faculty. If you're a conservative and a superstar, you might get hired. But the run-of-the-mill professor is a lefty.
ReplyDeleteAnd in the humanities and social sciences outside of economics, they're pretty intolerant lefties.
Allie, Darcy--
ReplyDeleteI just saw "Bernie" with Jack Black and he sings a kind of country-swinging version of "Love Lifted Me". Thought of you both.
It's a good movie, too, and Black is perfect in it.
===Blake===
@Titus: Why?
ReplyDeleteIt's like he's an OJ. He got away with something inexcusably vile and everybody but him and a few twisted followers knows it.
It just isn't right in my book.
Titus, why are you avoiding the questions? What policies of Palin did you hate and what did Monica Goodling have to do with Palin?
ReplyDeleteMaybe America's Politico has the answers.
ReplyDeleteTitus, why are you avoiding the questions?
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure he can give a straight answer.
That's just forked-up
ReplyDelete