Friday, August 24, 2012

Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had to go for a checkup on the posts this morning.

I'am a scared Norton!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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20 comments:

  1. MamaMAugust 24, 2012 at 9:45 PM

    Did you rise out of the chair?

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  2. chickelitAugust 24, 2012 at 10:40 PM

    Would it hurt or feel better if you tongued each other's posts?

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  3. MamaMAugust 24, 2012 at 10:56 PM

    As long as he's dragging cheeses into the picture, there was miracle of healing involving saliva...

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  4. AnonymousAugust 24, 2012 at 11:52 PM

    That sounds gruesome. So many nerve endings in the mouth.

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  5. MamaMAugust 25, 2012 at 12:27 AM

    Gruesome's such a great word!!!!

    Perfect for orifice related atrocities.

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  6. ndspinelliAugust 25, 2012 at 8:15 AM

    All these non Catholics probably didn't notice the rosary beads. I just finished a good book called, Bushville Wins. I't about the 1957 Braves victory in the World Series in 1957. The owner, Lou Perini, would say the rosary during games.

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  7. TitusAugust 25, 2012 at 9:18 AM

    What do you guys think when you see a pair of came l toes in jeans or shorts?

    A woman walked by me this morning and I could see her lips...down there.

    It was like the jeans had entered her vaginal walls. I think I may of seen her vas deferans.

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  8. AnonymousAugust 25, 2012 at 9:33 AM

    Titus, if you saw her vas deferens, the she was not a she, he, he.

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  9. ricpicAugust 25, 2012 at 10:26 AM

    Well, I did the laundry this morning. Can I get a cheer? I mean, it was a big load.

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  10. ndspinelliAugust 25, 2012 at 10:32 AM

    He must have seen "Lola..L-O-L-A, Lola!"

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  11. chickelitAugust 25, 2012 at 10:59 AM

    I get the feeling sometimes that Titus doesn't appreciate the vas deferans between the sexes. He's all bon vivant when it comes to the notion of sex, but he never goes there. He knocks at the door but he never comes inside.

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  12. TitusAugust 25, 2012 at 11:03 AM

    Do women know when they wear pants that show their camel toe or not?

    Do they think it looks sexy? Do men?

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  13. AnonymousAugust 25, 2012 at 11:41 AM

    Titus, I can only speak for myself, it would be embarrassing.

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  14. TitusAugust 25, 2012 at 11:45 AM

    I would be interested in the history of the camel toe.

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  15. TitusAugust 25, 2012 at 12:19 PM

    I never look at guys crotches though in jeans or pants.

    My friends always say did you see his big dick hanging low and I am like no.

    I don't find the cock appealing.

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  16. blakeAugust 25, 2012 at 2:01 PM

    Is.

    It.

    Safe?

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  17. chickelitAugust 25, 2012 at 3:07 PM

    Are those rosary beads in Troop's right hand?

    What else have those hands touched?

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  18. Trooper YorkAugust 25, 2012 at 3:48 PM

    Yes I was squeezing the beads in the dentist chair.

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  19. Trooper YorkAugust 25, 2012 at 3:48 PM

    And I always wash my hands, Jeez.

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  20. MamaMAugust 25, 2012 at 3:56 PM

    If there's anyone who appreciates immaculate undertakings, along with the power of saliva, it's the Big Guy!

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