I mean I think about them now and again ........but I am not obsessed.
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
I saw a car with hockey bumper and glass stickers on it, which also had a license plate holder reading "I'd rather be in Rivendell."
ReplyDeleteGo figure.
Elf obsession. It's a hard hobbit to break.
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ReplyDeleteShare the welf...
ReplyDeleteOff topic: This story needs to be covered...or not. And while Titus finds politics boring, he might like this.
ReplyDeleteElf awareness-another one of those dual nature dealies.
ReplyDelete...originally thought of as ambivalent beings with certain magical abilities capable of helping or hindering humans
Liv Tyler is in the new movie Robot and Frank, speaking of elves.
ReplyDeleteElf-denial or elf-gratification?
The grow ulmis pumila in their back yard.
ReplyDeleteHow LOTR should have ended.
ReplyDelete@EBL: There was some debate over on TOP regarding the genuity of those breasts over at TOP. I agree with garage.
ReplyDeleteBut Sixty is our resident expert on wood and implants, so I'll defer to him.
You folks are great wordsmiths, I don't have that talent.
ReplyDeleteTher is a very important elf radio transmitter in Wisconsin.
ReplyDeleteIt's located near Clam Lake.
Clam Lake. This thread now has several directions.
Hey, I forgot about ELF in north woods WI. That was a bid to-do in the late 70s, early 80s.
ReplyDeleteEvery time I hear elf, I think about the character Elfine in a favorite movie, "Cold Comfort Farm."
I hope crack doesn't hunt me down over here from that thread at TOP. He's sounds pretty P.O.'d
ReplyDeleteThe Wisconsin ELF was intended for contact with long hard cylinders full of seamen.
ReplyDeleteThanks for that link EBL. I generally do not like gingers but that chick is cute.
ReplyDeleteI do not believe those things are real though-too perky to look real. She looks like some kind of pro to me too-she is in the business of sex in some way.
I would pork her.
license plate holder reading "I'd rather be in Rivendell."
ReplyDeleteWe have some friends who are building a huge beautiful house on a rocky bluff overlooking a gorgeous 18 hole golf course and a small lake on the course. They wanted to put a creative name on the stone fence and gate and were taking suggestions from everyone.
I tried my damnedest to get them to use Sun Rock Retreat. I thought it would be great to see who, driving along the highway, would get the joke.
But...darn. They chose something else.
I'm evil. bwahahahah.
I would like to milk that red head.
ReplyDeleteI don't think she has any hair down there either, that's hot.
Serious question for a slow thread: What do Crack Emcee and Carol Herman have in common?
ReplyDeleteI am elf-serving, I guess. My tracks for the dozer have new pins and bushings.
ReplyDeleteUnloading.
Pulling the tracks under the dozer with a tractor.
Lifting the tracks over the sprocket.
Pulling the track together to insert master pin.
Taking the slack out of track to make it earier to adjust the tension.
I hope everyone enjoyed this elf-stuff.
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ReplyDeleteNeither of them owns a dozer.
ReplyDeleteDid you know that Bridget Fonda is really an Elfman?
ReplyDeleteNTTAWWT.
She had to undergo a special procedure for that transformation.
ReplyDeleteMy bride was a Fsderal Probation Officer who specialized in writing presentence reports. She handled a few of the ELF protestors. I seem to remember there were a few nuns.
ReplyDeleteChickelit, insanity? I see Crackity is still going strong and getting nuttier by the day. Just how will he survive this election?
ReplyDeleteNeither of them owns a dozer
ReplyDeleteWithout their boiler plate and armor pinned on, neither have much traction???
@AllenS Quite a contrast between photo 2 and the final one. Without the track on it looks sort of puny and denuded.
That elf has nice tits for an elf.
ReplyDeleteMM, I forgot to take another picture when I was finished. I had removed the seat and the fenders.
ReplyDeleteMy dad can "run" a dozer, crusher, end loader, and a roller.
ReplyDeletetits.
What do Crack Emcee and Carol Herman have in common?
ReplyDeleteThey both call chickelit chickie??
(When they're not riding derails and railing against with a crackity crackity crackity crack.)
YES, Mama, I will let in you in on a BIg secret, I'm Carol Herman and Crack.
ReplyDeleteHehe.
Since I call him Chickie too.:)
ReplyDeleteSonM calls, laughing from Waco, Tx with the following heard on ShooterFM:
ReplyDeleteHere we are, kicking ass and taking names.
Oops--Wait a moment!
Forgot to take names!
Guess we'll have to kick ass all over again!
Except for the heat, he likes living and working there, and will stay through the election. Can't think of a better state to ride this one out.
DBQ, I know I'm going to smack my forehead when you explain the Sun Rock Retreat joke and say, of course! but for the life of me I can't figure it out so please...
ReplyDeleteI'm Carol Herman and Crack.
ReplyDeleteIf I weren't so heavily influenced by the increased niceness of TOC, I'd say...
"Or Carol Herman on Crack."
But of course I'd never actually say that.
To return to chickelit's question...did CH and CMC get it on at Woodstock? In shouting thomas's sleeping bag? On rhhardin's lawn?
I thought I read that somewhere.
chickelit said...
ReplyDeleteWhat do Crack Emcee and Carol Herman have in common?
Is there an answer that you had in mind?
On rhhardin's lawn?
ReplyDeleteIf he covered the poor chicken's eyes, it would explain the confusion, but I'm 100% certain the dog looked and said: "Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
Mark Twain
How LOTR should have ended.
ReplyDeleteI was sold at "your mother had cataracts"!
thanks for the laugh, Windbag.
DBQ, I know I'm going to smack my forehead when you explain the Sun Rock Retreat joke and say, of course! but for the life of me I can't figure it out so please...
ReplyDeleteIt is a location in World of Warcraft where the Horde are able to to. The world is divided into warring sections.
Horde= the tauren ,orcs,undead,blood elves...sort of the baddies. Naturally, I play Horde. Haven't played in months though.
Alliance= the elves ..(oh look there it is again elf) humans, dwarves, gnomes and humans.
If you go into a Horde zone, like Sun Rock Retreat and you are Alliance, your character can be killed...and you can kill the Horde. Hence the War part of Warcraft.
Only a die hard WoW junkie would know that Sun Rock Retreat is part of the game and would probably laugh their ass off at seeing the sign in real life. Well...at least I thought it was funny.
:-)
The way I heard it, rhh expressed his approval of the liaison amoureuse by shouting, "Get off on my lawn!"
ReplyDelete>> Sun Rock Retreat
ReplyDeleteWorld of Warcraft reference, ricpic.
(I had to Google, too, though I shouldn't have since I know DBQ's a WoWer.)
Crack does seem to be getting very tense. Hope he can cope.
ReplyDeleteIs there an answer that you had in mind?
ReplyDeleteNot really. I forgot why I even asked.
Quit bringing TOP shit here.
ReplyDeleteLet's focus on more important shit, like tits on elves.
Don't hang around, baby, two's a crowd
ReplyDeleteMisheard "Get Off Of My Cloud" Lyrics:
Hey you, get off of my cow...
Hey, Hugh, get off of McCleod!...
Hey, you, get off of my lawn...
Hey you, get off that clown...
Hey - Euell - Get offa my plow...
Sorry, loaf-boy, but Carol Herman transcends mere TOPdom.
ReplyDeleteTitus, you need to go see the titty thread.
ReplyDeleteAllie, is popcorn good for you? Cooked in peanut oil, no butter, light salt. It seems like it's some kind of fiber.
ReplyDeletePeanut oil is better than Canola Oil from what I've read and I occasionally deep fry stuff in peanut oil. If you like popcorn and aren't watching your carbs, why not, enjoy!
ReplyDeleteIf I ate popcorn, I'd drench it in butter and salt, mmmmmm.
Leroy Jenkins approves of this thread.
ReplyDeleteI like that red head's tits. The other tits in those pics were gross and really sagging.
ReplyDeleteI would be devastated if my tits were saggy.
@ windbag.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Leeeeeroooooy Jenkins
Everybody loves Leroy.
ReplyDeletePalsForLife
ReplyDeleteI hear that either canola is great or that it's the worst thing ever. It's rape-seed oil! That doesn't sound good!
ReplyDeleteI think you're right about that redhead, Titus. I think she's a pro. It's a little hard to tell from the photos if those are fake, but there's a photo where she's leaning to the side and her breasts aren't so that's suspicious.
ReplyDeleteNice fakes, though, if they are.
What do you ladies think about those men protesting with them? Hot stuff, huh?
"Elf obsession. It's a hard hobbit to break."
ReplyDeleteHa.
Blake, those men are absolutely disgusting and gross and should be shot.
ReplyDeleteI am embarrassed for them.
What the fuck are they?
If they are gay they definitely don't get any hog ever. If they are straight, they probably get pussy.
What do you ladies think about those men protesting with them? Hot stuff, huh?
ReplyDeleteCertainly not Alpha men. Not even close to Beta. What are the next few letters in the Greek alphabet. I think they are there somewhere.
They remind me of the loser slackers in the flower power generation who were only interested in the protests/movements if it meant that they could get laid. Especially since that was pretty much the only way they could....prey on the minds of the gullible hippie chicks.
I've seen these guys before. Hubby says he's seen Red before too and that you all should run away fast.
Actually, those men are likely not gay.
ReplyDeleteI don't know any gays that would dress like that and do that.
Gays want to get laid and they would not by looking like that.
Titus is probably right. Those marching males (and I use the term in its weakest form) are a collection of betas and omegas. Maybe a few of them are gay, but most are just weak males getting to look at breasts for the first time (in real life) other than looking at mom and sis.
ReplyDeleteGood morning!
ReplyDeleteCatching up a bit. Popcorn is really good when it is popped using a bit of coconut oil. Coconut oil is a medium-chain triglyceride and is better for you than many other oils. Use the plain stuff, not the fakey red colored stuff.
I use coconut oil in my morning coffee. Yep. A dab of coconut oil and a pat of butter. No cream. Tastes great, starts the fat-burning furnace in my metabolism. Google "bulletproof coffee" for more information.
Boobs. The redhead in the toppless day photos has nats. There are no scars visible in the places where scars can be seen when implants have been inserted.
She's clearly an exhibitionist. the photos show her not being a protestor, but being someone who clearly enjoys showing off. I doubt that she's a "pro" - a dancer or stripper - because of the lack of muscle tone and a tan. Narcicissim writ large. Nice boobs, though.
The others with her are protestors of one sort or another, either feminist or gay. They appear to also be protesting the need for a healthy diet, sunshine and exercise.
Haz, Our Chinese acupunturist urged us to use coconut oil. It is also superb cooking eggs, great taste and texture. I use it for most frying although I don't fry much.
ReplyDeleteSpinelli - Try it drizzled on vegetables. Delicious.
ReplyDeleteSpinelli, you have a chinese acupuncturist?
ReplyDeleteHow eastern of you.
Haz, I will try it. Titus, yes both my wife and I do. She is from mainland China and very interesting and intelligent. Her mother still ives in China and she worries about her. Her daughter is @ Stanford and she worries about her also..asking me safety questions[taser/pepper spray] about her daughter. Xing[pronounced "Ching"] says, "She very smart but no street smart, maybe you meet when she home and teach her street smart." Real nice and good. She's helped both of us.
ReplyDeleteDBQ,
ReplyDeleteIn the pickup world, they call them either "gammas" or "omegas". (It's not a rigorous field. :P)
They all wanna sleep with Red but she's going to be bed the alpha who doesn't give a rat's ass about her cause. But, hey, at least they got to stare at her tits for a while.
Where does DP know them from?
I use coconut oil also, I buy the more refined kind as I don't like the strong coconut flavor, it's good fat.
ReplyDeleteBlake, those guys weren't very impressive.
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteWhere does DP know them from?
Oh, he was quite the dashing young desirable man in his younger days. Women still find him sexy and very masculine even though he scoffs at that idea now when I point it out.
Drove corvettes, had his own businesses (one was a burlwood furniture manufacturing company in the 70's...always the entrepreneur). He was a repo man in his younger days until sanity struck about 35 years ago. Good thing we didn't know each other then. Sex, drugs and rock and roll...would have been a great time but bad news for both of us since I think we would have both encouraged that wild side in each of us that we now have some control over.
Says he's seen these self absorbed, think their shit 'don't stink', barracuda bitches. High HIGH maintenance and not worth it in the long run. He is a good judge of character and his bullshit-o-meter is very accurate.
Hmmmmm. Wait. Woah. What does this say about me. LOL...
Ahhh. He knows that type.
ReplyDeleteIt'd be interesting to find out who they are and look them up in 10 years.
"Chinese acupuncturist" sounds redundant.
ReplyDeleteAn Amish acupuncturist would use a pitchfork.
ReplyDeleteA Trooper acupuncturist would use a barbeque fork.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I used that one before, but hey, I'm old ovah heyah!
I'm in Sixty's club; I think I've posted this before.
ReplyDeleteA DBQ acupuncturist would use quilting needles.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I used that one before, but hey, I'm old ovah heyah!
ReplyDeleteAwl points for SixtyG's aging frame?
Bruce, I would venture a guess most acupuncturists in the US are not Chinese.
ReplyDeleteA DBQ acupuncturist would use quilting needles.
ReplyDeleteNo tiny pricks though, for Titus.
I am excited. We are going to Maine this weekend.
ReplyDeleteFabulous Ogunquit.
We are staying at a delicious cabin right on the ocean.
Dog friendly, natch.
We have our own private beach and it is only $475.00 a night.
Can't wait.
Lots of french canadians in fags there-you really can't tell the difference between the two. They both look like fags.
"An Amish acupuncturist would use a pitchfork."
ReplyDeleteYou guys are very funny. But Butter and Coconut oil in my coffee? No thanks.
I like my coffee strong and black - like my motor oil.
rc,
ReplyDeleteWhen your motor oil turns black, change it.
I can truly say that quilting needle acupuncture (or any acupuncture) and coconut oil in my coffee are two things that never EVER crossed my mind. In fact coconut oil just looks nasty. I'll take my ration of coconut in an almond joy candy bar....thank you.
ReplyDeleteFresh ground beans dark roasted coffee with a bit of whipping cream or half and half.
I don't put the coconut oil or butter in my coffee, but I have heard some folks do, just half and half. I don't even like heavy cream in my coffee. But coconut oil is great for sautéing and great when making chocolate and in baking.
ReplyDeleteI make my own Almond Joy bars and Chocolate bars with really dark chocolate , cocnut oil, heavy cream and unsweetened cocnut, with a few drops of sucrulose, even my grandkids can't tell the difference.
ReplyDeleteBUT far be it from me to tell y'all to do what I do;) Mo powa to do whatever spirit moves ya.
Coconut.
ReplyDeleteGood thing I didn't spell it cocknut.
ReplyDeleteOk... I would make an exception to the coconut oil for your candy bars. They sound good.
ReplyDelete:-D
Part of something that I received in an email this morning:
ReplyDeleteBe careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. -- Mark Twain
"No, I won't apologize for [a stupid thing I did], but [a person I married] regrets [doing something smart]"
ReplyDeleteFill in the blanks. Example:
"No, I won't apologize for having sex on the golf course at Augusta, but [my wife] regrets [calling the police].
It's the universal cop-out. Works every time.
It's more convoluted than saying "Crap, I fucked up when I voted for Obama."
And less honest.
That's as close as a commie will get to being honest. But they will have a glorious retirement, thanks to the generosity of WI tax payers.
ReplyDeleteAh, Titus, we used to go to Ogunquit before we had kids—and a few times since, when Grandma was here to babysit, or the kids were old enough to behave decently in restaurants and to enjoy Welles Beach.
ReplyDeleteAnd no one got washed out to sea off the Marginal Way, either!
You know they tore down the Grey Gull? Great old inn and favorite of the Boston upper crust gay set since the 1880's. It had gotten a little seedy lately, although the restaurant was always worth a visit. Anyway, they ripped it out to build townhouses, "Grey Gull Estates."
The obvious gay scene in the Welles-Ogunquit area has been traditionally discreet, dignified and low-key, and no bother to straighties such as ourselves, unlike the in-your-face meat market of P-Town in the summer. The southern Maine gay world always seemed traditional and old-fashioned, reminding one of the very old days of "Boston marriages" and artists' colonies. Haven't been there in a while. I'm sure it's all changing.
Also, the French Canadians show up in Maine early and often. They're usually the ones who open the season. Even in April, they're happy to bask in balmy 50° F. temperatures and luxuriate in the 40° water.
It's more convoluted than saying "Crap, I fucked up when I voted for Obama."
ReplyDeleteI always enjoy how Cedarford always springs to her defense. But notice that he's softened on his Palin vitriol compared to his Sullvanistic levels a couple years ago.
Cedarford so reminds me of someone.
ReplyDeleteSwig Heil?
ReplyDeleteHaz,
ReplyDeleteI do not get your reference. A TOP thing?
The EBL took some big hits today.
ReplyDeleteYes, blake, a TOP thing. Sorry we sidetracked you.
ReplyDeleteBlake - Yes. It is poking fun at a headline on a posting about how the TOP couple voted.
ReplyDeleteI'd been TOP-free for several days, and then youse guys induced me to go take a look.
ReplyDeleteLawnboy went full retard today.
Chip S., I would argue that the word "today" is incorrect.
ReplyDeleteLawnboy went full retard today.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't follow his logic & why he seemed to object to Ruth Anne's "decimated." Seemed to me she was spot on.
No logic at all, just the assertion that "It coulda been worse" coupled with the lame standard that his assertion's true unless thoroughly disproven.
ReplyDeleteNot surprised that he doesn't know the meaning of "decimated," but as 60 said that was a nice takedown, chick.
Some people understand words, some don't.
ReplyDeleteMy take on the TOP voting bs: Some guys will say anything as long as the bjs don't stop.
ReplyDeleteA Howard Dean-level scream pierced my skull when I was reading that, Haz.
ReplyDelete"When your motor oil turns black, change it."
ReplyDeleteAlan,
But how would I know its black? But anyway thanks for ruining a nice turn of phrase with a dose of reality.
Lets do it again. I like my coffee strong and black like my...hmm.just can't think of anything.
I like my coffee like I like my women. Available on most street corners for less than $5.
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