Monday, August 6, 2012

It's not you.......



Just sayn'

107 comments:

  1. This was Titus's write-in vote for the haircut he wanted.

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  2. Looks kinda like bukkake.

    I approve.

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  3. Well, sure, who wouldn't want an "Elsa Lanchester"?

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  4. Hey, I know a lot!

    (Of insignificant things.)

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  5. Knowing how to give a proper "Elsa Lanchester" is not insignificant at all.

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  6. That is a great look.

    But what about my golden locks? At least mine are natural color (can't say the same for a certain copy cat).

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  7. I don't know nuffin 'bout no Elsa Lancasters!

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  8. I have a buzz cut ( and a cut hog) and am very butch Troop.

    I resent you referring me to some kind of faggy queen.

    Where is Mamam-you be good to her and she'll be good to you...bum, da, bum, da, bum.

    tits.

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  9. My mom went to Wisconsin Dells today to go on a boat ride with 2 retired priests. They are 84 and lovers. How fucked up.

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  10. OK, where is Mamam. None of the previous drama should keep her away.

    She is an important voice here and I would be devastated if she did not return.

    And I know I sound like a real idiot most of the time but I am "kinda" smart and she sounds really smart.

    Whoever thought I would be the reconciler and "bonder" of this comment section.

    Sixty, Mamam, Darcy, all your voices matter.

    And they each add a very interesting comment to this blog.

    Now bring it Mamam and make it all esoteric and intellectual and maybe even controversial....to some.

    Love ya Mamam. Now get with it girl.

    tits.

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  11. Titus is right.

    This free-for-all is a salad, not a puree. We need vinegar as well as oil.

    No arugula, tho. TYVM.

    Shake well when mixing metaphors.

    Ahoy, mateys!

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  12. I don't think Charles Laughton had an easy time of it.

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  13. Someone flounced off the Palin thread at TOP.

    See? I told you I know nuffin'. The Professor says so, too.

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  14. @ Darcy. I know. Some people can dish it out but can't take it.

    :-D

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  15. @Darcy & DBQ: People are cranky all over.

    You two done well over there.

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  16. "Please raise your game!"

    I thought Darcy and AllenS raised their games just fine. Then EBL (the other one) threw the badminton match.

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  17. @Darcy & DBQ: People are cranky all over.

    You two done well over there.


    I restrained myself, I thought. Do NOT appreciate being told that we are too stupid to comment or understand the 'deeeeeep thoughts' that are being slyly strewn as pearls before us swine.

    Some one has an elevated opinion of herself. Ok...I do too, but at least I will admit it. :-p

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  18. Elsa did have gorgeous eyes. Anybody else notice that?

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  19. You were a lot more articulate than I was DBQ.

    You too, Darcy.

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  20. I got distracted by the image of Darcy in those shoes.

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  21. You were cool over there too AllenS. Proud of you!

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  22. Great job over there gang. She's a prissy, female, bully. But, like all bullies she'll back down when punched in the nose. Or, she'll ban you.

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  23. AllenS is always cool.

    He's a favorite son of the extended S clan.

    Integral, really.

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  24. That works, chick. So does this, with apologies to Becker and Fagen:

    I stepped up on the platform
    The bitch gave me the news
    She said, You must be joking girl
    Where did you get those shoes?

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  25. OT but..
    ...is there such a thing as OT at TY? It's an NFL term but Troop himself is always playing in OT...
    ....this one is my favorite Eagles song from "Hotel California:" link.
    The bass guitar player and founding member, Randy Meisner, wrote it, I think about his family life and being on the road. He quit the Eagles shortly after this IIRC.

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  26. OT = over time

    or

    OT = off topic

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  27. If Titus were here, he'd say oval turds.

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  28. Chip S. said...
    AllenS is always cool.

    He's a favorite son of the extended S clan.

    Integral, really.


    Heh. I see what you did there, Herr Leibnitz: link

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  29. Chickelit is a man who knows his limits.

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  30. As for TOP, I believe the comment she's fishing for is something like Those aren't "fuck me" shoes, they're "fuck you" shoes.

    But I decline to play the earnest student to her prickly schoolmarm.

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  31. Wildly OT....here is a LINK for Titus. Tee hee

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  32. @ChipS: At least you weren't derivative like Newton was.

    There triple entendre there if you look for it. ;)

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  33. chickelit and ChipS should have a word guru faceoff.

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  34. Chick, do you work?

    It fascinates me that you know about every post that ever was on Althouse and post constantly during the day.

    If you work, you must be a major multi tasker.

    I have an assistant at work and she wasn't wearing a bra today. She bent over to fax something and I saw her tits hanging, nipples soft and looking very comfortable. They were just skin color nips, no heavy pink. I like them when they are more pink or red.

    tits.

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  35. chickelit, my failed search for a triple entendre has left me in flux.

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  36. One of my jobs Titus, is to keep an eye on you.

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  37. Chip S. said...
    chickelit, my failed search for a triple entendre has left me in flux.

    Things like that just aren't worth explaining. Sorry.

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  39. Don't scare me chick.

    But seriously do you have a job?

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  40. Of course I do Titus--just like you do.

    I've noticed something about you and me. You seem to get concerned not about the quantity of what put here or there but rather about what's in it. Did I say something recently that offended you? If so, I'm sorry. But if we need to head back to the NTTAWWT Corral, it's OK.

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  41. chick, I wasn't asking to offend. I was just curious, that's all.

    I don't even know how old you are. I thought you might of been retired.

    How is you total compensation packy?

    Sorry if I offended.

    tits.

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  42. I'm into "total comp." or as it is now called in the creative econ. "total rewards".

    tits.

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  43. I don't work, and when I'm not wasting my time reading what youse people have to say, I hang out here.

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  44. I know you are retired Allens. When I go home my dad takes me to auctions in Arlington Wisconsin.

    He loves auctions and I love them too.

    Or we go to one at the fairground in Portage Wisconsin too.

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  45. Portage Wisconsin town sign says, "Where The North Begins" They have an excellent A&W where all these old cars and cycles go.

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  46. Where did Sixty and MamaM go? The place isn't the same without them.

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  47. I said that yesterday Chicky.

    I was pleading for their return, but nothing.

    Allie is gone too.

    I am sad.

    tits.

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  48. I love old school drive ins.

    We used to go to an A&W in Lodi and you pressed a button to order and the waitress would put your tray on the driver door window.

    Crinkle Cut Fries are everywhere in Wisconsin. They are nowhere to be found in Boston.

    Why is that?

    tits.

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  49. Nothing beats the waffle fries at a Culver's or a Chick-fil-A.

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  50. A&W let their brand slide or something. One of the first Culver's in Sauk City went into where an old A&W had been. There used to be an A&W in Middleton. I went to school with the kids whose parents owned it.

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  51. I never seen Waffle Fries on Culver's menu.

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  52. I used to love the old A&W's. Now many of them are in the same location as KFC-sad. Hardly anymore drive in A&W's.

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  53. I never seen Waffle Fries on Culver's menu.

    I had them at the one outside Richland Center.

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  54. I had them at the one outside Richland Center.


    Totally jel.

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  55. No I'm not! I'm just being held prisoner by the Gastroenertologists in the hospital. My scopes are over, I'm starving, and they have no food I can eat until breakfast. I want bacon, eggs, hash browns, buckwheat pancakes and gluten free toast. I'm sooooo hunggrryyyy........

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  56. Oh, right; no gluten for you.

    GrubHub to the rescue?

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  57. I could call the plumber and ask him to sneak in a steak or me.....

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  58. For me, he would prefer both.;)

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  59. Allie's back! My liberal and gay loving friend!

    I love you girl and miss you.

    Now keep your tits planet here because this hole in the internet need and wants you.

    And the pics of you recently look very nice.

    Now stay here bitch and don't go running away anymore.

    And how you doing with the Sikh killing near you? Wisconsin is sounding more and more like Mississippi by the day...so sad, but thankfully, I don't live there anymore and would never live there...the gay scene absolutely sucks.

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  60. Hi ya Titus. How sweet you are to say you missed me and my recent pics are nice, maybe I look better sick than well. Love you too, girlfriend.

    I didn't have any Sikh docs here, but did have a couple of Muslim doctors. I was flashing some leg when they came in and I felt so whoreish. I promptly covered up like a chaste Muslim woman. They looked a bit amused, but did shake my hand, which was nice.

    Well Titus, so sorry Wisconsin isn't gay heaven, but strangely some do stay here and like it, go figure.

    I'm awake because the bitch from the lab keeps coming in at 3 AM to draw blood, now I can't get back to sleep. Ah well, such fun times here in the "GI bleeders ward".

    At any rate , I'm better again and need to get home too touch up my roots.

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  61. To, too, two, tooting going on here in the GI ward.

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  62. All the best, Allie! Hope you're home and back to normal real pronto-like ;-)

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  63. Hi Allie. Feel better soon, sister.

    I miss Mr. Grit too.

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  64. Hope your better soon, Allie. Hopefully before two many roots show up. LOL

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  65. Hey Allie - I hope you are feeling better today! If you need a container of good chicken soup brought in, DM me with the hospital name and I'll get on it.

    "You need to raise your game" made me laugh. I immediately thought of it in a different context. Foreplay for lawyers.

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  66. Well last night I sure wouldve taken your offer of chicken soup, as I'm in Oconomowoc Memorial. Being discharged today!! Woo Hoo! Getting ready to get rid of that damn IV and hop in the shower, put on my face, get dressed and have my daughter take me home sweet home.

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  67. Thanks Darcy, Allen and Tim, you probably know nothing keeps me down for long, ha!

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  68. Wow, Allie's really committed to the lie.

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  70. Let sleeping dogs play it where it lies, I always say.

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  71. I read a comment where somebody said they gave a "Golf Clap" and I wondered if that was an STD you got from Gary Player or something?

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  72. Because I know golf is the only sport where they really pay attention to washing their balls.

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  73. A golf clap is what Tiger Woods received from his wife. Unfortunately, it was upside his head.

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  75. I ran 4 miles today! I ran 4 miles one day last week as well, but then I struggled making 3 for the rest of the week. So in a nutshell, I'm making progress, and it feels really good.

    I want to lose about 10 more pounds so I'm stepping it up. But really, I am just so grateful to be able to run.

    Do I talk too much about this? I probably do.

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  76. Allie, Hope this is all just a bump in the road. Spent some time @ the "Cooney" hospital when my father-in-law was there years back. They must be getting competition from that new hospital on the interstate. I worked a lot of medical malpracrtice cases defending docs, nurses, and hospitals. So many come from the smaller hospitals. They have a lot fewer patients and a lot more lawsuits. I know I don't need to tell you to keep an eye out and you certainly will speak your mind.

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  77. See Darcy, we were told to "step up our game" @ TOP and you're doing just that. Just busting balls, kid..good work.

    It was great seeing the gang give it to the bully and also to see some folks I don't know giving it to her. The bloom has been off the rose for some time but self awareness is tough for narcissists, if not impossible.

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  78. I do not visit TOP very much, but I did when you mentioned what was up and I am proud of you all.

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  79. Hehe. Thanks, Nick (and EBL)

    She REALLY wanted to insult me.

    That would be a fail. :)

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  80. Darcy, I for one would like to listen to your progress towards fitness. I can hardly wait for next years Warrior Dash. Not that I'll be running in it though.

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  81. I'm gonna run it in a bikini! Hehehe.

    I wish. If I have the body then, I surely will though.

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  82. Allen- Will the Jeep be ready for a road trip next summer? I'm thinking about watching a Warrior Dash in another state. I'll go half on gas.

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  83. Hee. It would be fun to have a meetup! We're already planning to tailgate at the site next year and we're bringing a canopy tent. This year, there was a Celtic Rock band that was really fun.

    It's just a big party. A lot of people go just to watch parts of the race!

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  84. If there are any Arrested Development fans here they started filming a 4th season. It will be on Netflix.

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  85. I'm not sure about the 1980 Jeep project, but I have an almost new 2011 Jeep daily driver.

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  86. Darcy, I just saw that thread, wow, what a bully is right. Reminds me of someone named MamaM . It was great to see folks jump in your defense!

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  87. Allie, please don't start anything.

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  88. Allen, sometimes a mean baby who doesn't know they shouldn't bite their playmates needs a good biting back. Sometimes getting some of ones own medicine makes them see that what they've been handing out doesn't taste so good when the spoon is in their own mouth.

    My intention is not to " start" something, it's to end it.

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  89. Allie sounds like she wants to sling her guns at the Mmm-Kay Corral.

    Who will be her huckleberry?

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  90. You going to get another upset stomach.

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  91. My intention is not to " start" something, it's to end it

    I would think that as a nurse you should know that the way to heal a wound is to not continually pick at the scab.

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  92. DBQ, was Mama correct in calling me a douche for pretending to be sick when I was actually in the hospital getting a transfusion? How many times must I turn the other cheek?

    Seriously this place is becoming very disfunctional, with Ms. Truth and Grace leading the way.

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  93. Allie - are you home now? I am familiar with OMH, having performed a feasibility study for one of its expansion projects a few years back. You were in a good place.

    The Warrior Dash road trip and tailgate party is a pretty cool idea. I needs to plan.

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  94. Shane: So you're Jack Wilson.
    Jack Wilson: What's that mean to you, Shane?
    Shane: I've heard about you.
    Jack Wilson: What have you heard, Shane?
    Shane: I've heard that you're a low-down Yankee liar.
    Jack Wilson: Prove it.


    AllieOop, If I called you a douche and said you were in the hospital pretending to be sick when you weren't, then you certainly don't need to turn the other cheek.

    What you do need to do is prove that's what was said or stop with the twisted accusations.

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  96. Michael, thanks for the kind words and wisdom. We grow good people here in Wisconsin, I love this state.

    Yep, I'm home now and OMH is a great little hospital, only has three floors, but lots of high tech and I must say, outstanding staff. I was well taken care of in the ER and the unit I was on. Pro Heatlh Care does a good job with all of it's facilities, I have no complaints and was grateful for the prompt and professional care.

    My daughter's mother in law has been involved in the planning of the Warrior Dash, it's for a great cause and looks like a lot of fun, well at least to watch;)

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  97. Allie - When Aelred and Bernie reopenThe Pub, I'll buy you a round.

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