Saturday, August 11, 2012

Why the Green Bay Packers are like Barack Obama



"We picked the most inopportune time to play our worst ball," Clay Matthews said of January's divisional round loss to the New York Giants. "The fact is, (the Giants) didn't beat us; we beat ourselves. We need to play our best ball when it counts. This year, I expect us to be right back where we should be."

What a douche.

Loser.

Plus they are owned by all the welfare receipents in Wisconsin instead of old rich white guys like real teams like the Giants or the Steelers.

Did I tell you lately that the New York Giants won the Super Bowl?

And dude. Let's just shake hands. Stop trying to give me tongue. Jeeeez.

47 comments:

  1. As it pertains to the Giants and GB, I guess we will find out on November 25.

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  2. EBL, I thought you understood this blowhard, douchebag, New Yorker. Even if the Packers were to win by 3 touchdowns he would still be talking out of his ass. He's all balls and no brains..classic New Yorker.

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  3. And...I gave him the gay take on Rogers, he's not sharp enough to pick up on stuff. Of course, what does that say about me?? NTTAWWT.

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  4. Hey the Packers lose when it counts. You know in the playoffs. Where they have lost to the Giants everytime they have played in the last four years.

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  5. "You should know you really didn't win that game."

    The Packers are like Obama.

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  6. Let's just see how the Giants handle wearing the crown. Maybe Ray Handley can help them accessorize.

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  7. The closing ceremonies of the Olympics are so gay.

    George Michael, Pet Shop Boys, Queen, David Bowie, Spice Girls, Annie Lennox.

    Now a fucking fashion show, Kate, Naomi, etc doing the cat walk to David Bowie's Fashion. Dear Lord, what are the muzzie countries thinking?

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  8. Annie Lennox came out on a pirate ship and lip synched Little Bird. The back up dancers wore powdered wigs and hoop skirts...I think some of them were guys.

    Saudia Arabia athletes were not entertained. The Saudi women on the team, who is definitely a dyke, but would be killed if she came out in her country, really wanted to dance-but that would be grounds for execution.

    Here comes Russell Brand, so ugly and unfunny. He is surrounded by guys in drag/Raggedy Ann outfits.

    Who is the fucking queen that designed this shit? She should have her gay card taken away.

    OMG-Greg LooseAnus is there. It gets gayer.

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  9. Fat Boy Slim is now in a huge inflated bubble shaped like an octopus surrounded by fag and fag hag dancers.

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  10. I would love it if Comedy Central hired Titus to do commentary for the Olympics ala the Dem/Rep Conventions.

    Titus you do know a Cheesehead is on the Rep ticket.

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  11. Trooper York and Mrs Mara: two old farts who both love the Giants and a good tongue wagging.

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  12. The Conservative Mayor of London is now dirty dancing to The Spice Girls People Of The World. What is happening to this world?

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  13. Iran just left the stadium in protest of all the fabulousness, debauchery, and most specifically gayness.

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  14. Do you guys know what the gayest song ever in the world is?

    Annie Lennox's Why. Gayer than So Man Men So Little and even It's Raining Men by the Weather Girls.

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  15. Iranians and many other Muslim countries are fascinating.

    Homosexuality is punishable by death, but they seem to love fucking guys in the butt. You know, for Allah.

    I just saw the documentary about the Green Wave in 2009. But it was the premise behind The Kite Runner. They've got these protected groups of guys who have sex with men and boys but are somehow NOT homosexual.

    It's like that classic Onion bit.

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  16. We don't really gloat about how many Championships and Super Bowls the Packers have won. Winning them is such a routine event that we just expect it will happen.

    At least Trooper doesn't put up nearly as many Packer-bashing topics as TOP puts up anti-Christian topics.

    Fucking tedious over there.

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  17. Miss me? I miss you all. :)

    We had a nice girls' weekend up north. Perfect weather for a fire in the fire pit at the lake. A huge bald eagle flew over our fire during the evening, which seemed like an approval to our little game of giving each other "indian" names for the weekend.

    I was "Peacemaker". Yeah. I thought that might make a few of you chuckle. :P

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  18. We had a nice girls' weekend up north

    The Nice Girls? I'm imagining something like the Spice Girls, but.....nice.

    And the names!

    Polite Nice

    Happy Nice

    Modest Nice

    Helpful Nice

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  19. Not that kind of nice. At least, not intentionally! =)

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  20. Sixty Grit said...
    I have an Indian name.

    Singhing Beard?

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  21. Not that kind of nice. At least, not intentionally! =)

    Hawty Nice?

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  22. I must say that I like that. Hee.

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  23. I was "Peacemaker".

    Colt 45 Malt Liquor

    I can't even begin to unpack the entendre.

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  24. Blake, you know what I found incredibly disturbing and disgusting is the practice in Afghanistan of Batcha Bazi by generals and rich men. The buying of boys for entertainment, sexual and other ways. PBS had on a Frontline, called the Dancing Boys of Afghanistan. So sick.

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  25. I didn't watch the closing ceremonies. I mocked from from my chair like I do "Project Runway."

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  26. By that, I mean that someone else was watching them and I did so vicariously.

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  27. Hi Darcy, all refreshed from your weekend at the lake?

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  28. @blake & @Allie: Why are you talking about gay sex on a Packers thread?

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  29. Hmmmm, good question. Those two guys look like they're ready to kiss, actually.

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  30. Hi Allie. I yam. :)

    Off to Cincinnati tomorrow for a few days of pro tennis spectating!

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  31. Don't get a crick in your neck from the side to side head turning;)

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  32. @Allie, I mean, it seems like you and blake fell right into Troop's little trap.

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  33. Ohhhhhh, why yes, yes we did!

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  34. @Darcy: "Fed Reserve" meeting down there?

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  35. Go ask Allie when she's ten feet tall and remember what the dourmouse said:

    Heed your Fed!

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  36. I was "Peacemaker". Yeah. I thought that might make a few of you chuckle. :P

    I didn't chuckle, but I smiled, because I like synchronicity, or what some call blessing.

    Benediction means "good word", from the root "speak well".

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  37. I know all about the weird gay tendencies of the muzzies.

    I saw that Afghanistan program on PBS. Gross, they make them all up and everything.

    I have been to Kuwait and Morocco and was followed by men constantly in the bazaars. I was tempted but that was one place I wasn't going to head to the stall. I did think it could be really hot but I wasn't willing to take the risk in their own lands. I sensed a beheading after the act.

    Now on my own turf I am all for some guilt ridden muzzie hog.

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  38. It is similar to the thugs in the U.S. They love the down low, sweet chariot cumming for to suck me homey.

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  39. Have fun in Cincinnati, Darcy.

    I'm glad you had fun up north. Who was Go Get Some More Wood To Burn?

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  40. LOL. That was me. I really did have to go buy more wood.

    And thanks, Allen!

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  41. Gee, Darcy, you sholuda called me. I've always got wood for you.

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  42. Keep it clean in here Chip. My children read this.

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