me, sometimes I'll lie down behind the couch
for 3 or 4 days.
they'll find me there.
it's Cherub, they'll say, and
they pour wine down my throat
rub my chest
sprinkle me with oils.
Then I am ready to party.
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
See, I get why maybe all your iPhone photos are blurry because you have a shitty camera. But that doesn't explain why every one of these damn panda sex photos are out of focus too--unless you're...
ReplyDelete...the sick fuck...
ReplyDeleteTheory: Just like Althouse likes to amp up the colors in her photos, Troop likes to amp up the blur in his.
ReplyDeleteHey I only own that Panda suit for Halloween parties.
ReplyDeleteJust sayn'
Based on what I have been reading I think I won't go as a ghost this Halloween.
ReplyDeleteI am watching a very important "PBS" (commie) program about the Snowy Owl and I all I can think about is how that white bird taste.
ReplyDeletesnowy owl
let me
shoot you
pluck
you
gut you
and
eat you....bitch.
tits.
Snowy Owl
ReplyDeleteSnowy Owl
I want to eat you.
You have a large
impressive
BREAST...
but no tits, sad.
Snowy Owl
Snowy Owl
owl who is
snowy.
Where are your tits?
Bang the Gong, Bang the Gong!!!!
Release The Horses!!!
snowy owl do you ever get cold?
snowy owl do you ever get hungry?
snowy owl can you provide for baby snowy owl?
snowy owl do you get horny?
NOOO,
dont think of pecking me
because I will decking you.
Snowy Owl
I want to pluck you
but not fuck you.
Snowy Owl.
thank you.
tits.
Thnowy Owl, Thnowy Owl, you thasted like chicken
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't geth your feathers outh of my mouth.
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ReplyDeleteOOkpik!
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