It was a very tough sports viewing day this past Sunday. The Giants and the Yankees were playing at the same time and one was winning a big game and the other was blowing it big time.
The Giants dominated the "great" San Franssico 49er's with relative ease. And the Yanks got skunked by Ron's Tigers.
No excuses. The Yankees have enough on the field to win even without the Captain. They had to step up. So far they really haven't.
The Giants seem to step up big time.
You know what the differance is?
Eli.
You know what the difference is: A-Rod.
ReplyDeleteSome people suck the life out of a good thing. Have you ever noticed that?
O-two, EBL?
ReplyDeleteCL, I think we know some like that.
ReplyDeleteConfucious say: "You winsome, you loose some"
ReplyDeleteConfucious say: "You winsome, you loose some"
ReplyDeleteAnd when he's feeling dualistic, he says, "You winsome, you loathsome."
I always enjoy meeting a woman to whom I can say, "You winsome, you lissome."
ReplyDeleteThe risk is that she'll reply, "You noisome."
I was driving home from my other house this afternoon and noticed police standing on the overpasses on the highway. Further along there were police and police cars with their lights on, blocking traffic. Even further ahead I saw a number of police cars completely blocking traffic in the eastbound lanes. A motorcade went zooming by, and in the middle of it I thought I saw RuPaul. It's good that he is still in the public eye.
ReplyDeleteThe risk is that she'll reply, "You noisome."
ReplyDeleteAs long as she laughsome, it's worth the risk.
I hear that train a-comin',
ReplyDeleteA-comin' round the bend...
Sixty, I drove to Minnesota last week to see my daughter. We were going to meet in the Cities but the plan was changed to her in-laws[mine too] near Rochester. So, I ended up driving thru LaCrosse, Wi. I get there mid afternoon and there's a traffic jam. Now, this town doesn't have a rush hour plus it was ~2pm. After a while I see a motorcade near the airport. It was Joe Biden! Now, I detest Biden from years back. It's just proves to me God is a ball buster. I would rather be delayed by RuPaul than Biden.
ReplyDeleteHear My Train A-Comin'
ReplyDeleteDefinitive version recorded live at Berkeley in 1970 a few months before he died. This was the best power trio combo IMO: Mitch Mitchell and Billy Cox. There are times I swear I can hear two guitars.
My mom hated that song when I lived at home--too much feedback she said.
ReplyDeleteHere's some video of the same version: link
ReplyDeleteOkay, I think CL saw me workin'.
ReplyDeleteBut my description of the main occupant of the motorcade near Chapel Hill today was too obscure. For RuPaul, read Michelle the Moocher, she of the prognathic jaw and steatopygian gluteal region.
Sixty, I'm not an abstract person, but now I understand. Why wouldn't you say Flotus aka: RuPaul? Does take the fun out of the obtuse?
ReplyDeleteMakes it acute.
ReplyDeleteIt just cracked me up when someone called her RuPaul. I think Michelle's shoulders are bigger, however.
Go Tiggers! :P
ReplyDeleteIs Tiggy watching with you? ;)
ReplyDeleteDarcy in the house!
ReplyDelete'Bout time.
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ReplyDeleteChipS, What about the Tony Pena rumors? You like..no like?
ReplyDeleteDarcy, Verlander is a true ace. I think I told you I made a trip down to Chicago to see him pitch against the Cubs. He's a throwback to before pitchers became prima donnas. CC is too.
ReplyDeleteLike watching a slow death. Maybe Ibanez can work a miracle again.
ReplyDeleteFinally, after a shitshow of a baseball season from my perspective, a great big ray of sunshine has emerged from the clouds....The Yankees and their fans battle cry is now, "Remember the Red Sox!"
ReplyDeleteheh heh.
nick, I don't put much weight on the Tony Pena interview. I think it's strictly for the record.
ReplyDeleteThe rumor mill still says John Farrell, but I'm starting to wonder if it'll be Tim Wallach.
Sandberg's still my preference, tho. He's got the managerial skills plus the personal stats to tell any prima donna to go fuck himself.
Hi, guys!
ReplyDeleteI had to record the game because I went to another debate watching party. Happy the Tigers won, but this team so far doesn't look like the Yankees I know, so the excitement is not quite the same.
What a weird baseball season!
And Nick, Verlander is getting even better, I think, which is scary. :)
Tiggy is always close, chick. :)
That debate wasn't headache material like the VP debate, but it wasn't as enjoyable as the first debate. I think one guy clearly had substance and the other guy had a glare and empty words.
Okay, the word I was going for was "fulsome". Take your cash and get outta here.
ReplyDeleteDoggone Tigers went and hired Prince Fielder away form the Brewers. Tigers are in the playoffs, Brewers are in the...off season. Anyhow, It will be fun to watch Fielder throw his fat body around the bases for a few more games. He is a heckuva player.
ReplyDeleteWhat the Yankees lack is George Steinbrenner. Face it, Big Stein would have fired A-Rod last year. Stein demanded the best performance, nothing less. That isn't A-Rod this year. If Stein was still alive, A-Rod wouldn't have the courage to sit out because of a mere broken ankle. He'd play or watch is contract get torn up.
Speaking of A-Rod, Green Bay's Aaron Rodgers (Mr. NFL Player of The Week To You) threw for sis touchdowns against Houston Sunday night. Six touchdowns. That's what the Jet's Mark Sanchez calls a 'season'.
Hey, Go Tigers and all that, but b/w the Tigers', er, avoirdupois and the Yankees' age, I keep expecting to see underhand pitching and beer coolers in the on-deck circles.
ReplyDeleteHaz, Was "sis" a typo or Freudian?
ReplyDeleteThe Giants seem to step up big time.
ReplyDeleteYou know what the differance is?
En bread, en coo-king, no dee-fer-rance!
I don't get the A-Rod thing at the Yankees. Why don't they just fire his ass, vote him out...whatever.
ReplyDeleteYou win some, you lose some, and sometimes you get swept.
ReplyDeleteYou know, we have a few low key, gracious, Tiger fans here. I think our chest thumping Yankee fan needs to step up and be gracious himself. What are the chances?
ReplyDeleteCongrats to Darcy, Ron and any other Tiger fans. I'll be pulling for the Tigers in the Series.
ReplyDeleteWhat are the chances?
ReplyDeleteAre there gracious and humble Yankees fans? Why would he risk being the first?
Gracious and humble Yankees fans? That's like saying you want to grow up and be a drummer - you can't do both.
ReplyDeleteServes the Yanks right for relying disproportionately on over 35 year old talent. If they're ever going to rebuild the insanity of World Series Champ or failure has to end. In other words they're trapped by their own either total winner or loser no in between culture.
ReplyDeleteOf course what I just wrote could be total crap. For all I know the Yanks suffered a teamwide nervous breakdown against Detroit and will be completely turned around by some timely hypnotic suggestion in the spring.
ReplyDeleteThen, there's the possibility that God just doesn't like the Yankees at all!
ReplyDeleteI am here a bit late...but a hat tip to the Yankees....I think the Orioles series set them up for us! It will be an interesting World Series....whomever we play!
ReplyDeleteWhere is Mamam?
ReplyDeleteLove her to death.
tits,
bouncing
hard
erect
giving life
to a newborn
with milk
dribbling from the nipple
and
then
finally
drying out
tits.
I have a dream where a woman is on all fours and a pale is underneath her and I get to milk her. I have this dream nightly. My face is being splashed by her tit milk and my tongue is licking it all up off my face. Behind us is a cornfield and a tractor and a black witch who is casting spells on the town folk.
What does that mean?
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ReplyDeleteWhat does that mean?
ReplyDeleteI have a dream where a woman is on all fours and a pale is underneath her and I get to milk her.
You actually want to do your rare clumber but you're conflicted. I'd say that the Freudian slip of pale (not pail) means you're a closet racist but we've seen no evidence of that so...
I have this dream nightly. My face is being splashed by her tit milk and my tongue is licking it all up off my face.
Hello? bukkake much? You're clearly tried of taking loads on the face and are looking for something different now. I'd speculate that maybe you're not really gay but I'd need more to go on. Were you nursed or bottle fed as a baby? I'll bet you were bottle fed and all your older sisters fought over who got to do it. Your mother was tired of nursing by that point after what? 40-50 months of being pregnant and just dealing with babies?
Behind us is a cornfield and a tractor and a black witch who is casting spells on the town folk.
Here's the "deep shit" part. You secretly want to plow the furrow & reap the fecund harvest of nature's bounty. "Clumberdaddy" role playing isn't doing it anymore. I see Indian divorce in your future along with renouncement of the fabulous lifestyle, traditional espousement with a busty wench who also wants to play the role of fertile farm wive.
I have no clue who the witch is but I'm sure her breasts are cold comfort in the winter.
tits
Where is Mamam?
ReplyDeleteMaking soup tonight and laughing at the Romney turns out to be funny video
I don't do baseball but find dream analysis intriguing, especially chickelit's thorough coverage of the plowed furrow presented by Titus, full of bared and buried treasure.
It is time for A-Rod to go.
ReplyDeleteAnd I do not even like the Yankees. But this is not right.
The witch is TOP.
ReplyDelete...and the lawn boy is her bottom...
ReplyDeleteOr..the lawn boy is on the bottom w/ his ass in the air!
ReplyDeleteBut this implies a strapping lass and I don't see the evidence.
ReplyDeleteShe didn't show you? I guess Wisconsin is not Florida, if you take my drift.
ReplyDeleteSounds like she's got the lawn boy's number pegged.
ReplyDeleteI have long seen her as a strap-on shit packer.
ReplyDeleteI would do a three way with Eli and A-Rod.
ReplyDeletethank you.
What about Rodgers and Braun? That's more likely.
ReplyDeleteSure, Braun and Rodgers but they are kind of boring.
ReplyDeleteIt would be like doing Mitt Romney or Paul Ryan-neither of which I would do. Not because of the republican thing but because of the not hot thing.
Anybody want to go in halvies on buying one of these for the blond blogger bitch? And one of these for the lawn boy?
ReplyDeleteI believe the black witch was the famous Titcheba from Salem.
ReplyDeleteI am going to Salem to be scared and I have been thinking of Titcheba.
She was an evil black witch.
Titcheba.
tits.
windbag, Lol. Looks like stocking stuffers for a few folks I know.
ReplyDeleteOh the anality!
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