Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Poems by Japanese Girl with Machine Gun stuck up her ass!

The long spring day,
its mists rising,
before I know it
has turned to twilight,
and the heart that crowds my chest
hurts me so
I moan
like the mountain thrushes.
Then from the mountains
where our great Lord,
a god aloof,
is pleased to wander,
a wind comes blowing,
and as I stand alone,
morning and night,
it turns back my sleeve
and I think how auspicious
is that one word "back"!
Back where her gun is.

I call myself a man of spirit,
but on this journey,
grass for a pillow,
my thoughts keep going back—
no way to stop them—
and like the fires that burn
when fishergirls of Ami Bay
boil down their salt,
these memories burn
deep within my heart.
Of their 50 caliber butts.

Because the winds across the mountain
blow without cease,
each night in sleep unfailingly
I think with longing
of my love back home.

With her clenched cheeks
firing again and again.
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21 comments:

  1. chickelitDecember 12, 2012 at 7:56 PM

    Tailgunner poops lead
    Spewing dread amongst followers
    Saving face backwards

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  2. windbagDecember 12, 2012 at 10:16 PM

    I know this isn't a Whose That Girl, but I'm quite sure that's Ima Leadshitter.

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  3. chickelitDecember 12, 2012 at 10:35 PM

    Come on Windbag, it's Haiku or fuck you! :)

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  4. chickelitDecember 12, 2012 at 10:37 PM

    Trooper won't admit it but this is what he "faced" onboard the USS Missouri when he visited the poop deck.

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  5. windbagDecember 12, 2012 at 11:07 PM

    Tailgunner JoAnne
    Pellet extravaganza
    Full metal knickers

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  6. chickelitDecember 12, 2012 at 11:31 PM

    Excellent, windbag!

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  7. Chip S.December 12, 2012 at 11:47 PM

    There was a young girl from Sapporo
    whose ass every boy did adore so.
    She'd hold on like a chuck
    to your drill bit and cluck,
    "That's at least a Y gauge, maybe more so!"

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  8. chickelitDecember 12, 2012 at 11:53 PM

    @Chip S: is that Limerick or Rimelick?

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  9. Chip S.December 13, 2012 at 12:06 AM

    Too coarse for a rimerick; lacks finish.

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  10. windbagDecember 13, 2012 at 12:21 AM

    A girl with a gun for a dildo
    Determined that she go commando
    In a flash her behind
    Streaked its way past her mind
    And her cheeks blasting out innuendos

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  11. The DudeDecember 13, 2012 at 10:10 AM

    Seven samurai
    Demand rice from innocent
    Now bleed profusely

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  12. blakeDecember 13, 2012 at 4:46 PM

    In fairness, it seems to be attached to her tailbone which, from an engineering standpoint makes structural sense, even if it does complicate the firing mechanism.

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  13. MamaMDecember 13, 2012 at 5:22 PM

    Fairness, not
    A staple
    Around here
    Yet her gun
    Seems firmly
    Attached and
    Ready to aim
    If not fire!

    Tail gunners attack from the rear!

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  14. MamaMDecember 13, 2012 at 5:24 PM

    This pic doesn't show 'em, but wait 'til you see her armaments

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  15. chickelitDecember 13, 2012 at 8:14 PM

    She's got a nice sponson, BTW.

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  16. TitusDecember 13, 2012 at 9:38 PM

    HOW DOES MAMAM DEAL WITH ALL THIS TESTOSTERONE AND PROFANITY?

    THAT IS WHAT IS MOST AMAZING ABOUT THIS BLOG.

    TITS.

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  17. MamaMDecember 13, 2012 at 10:50 PM

    HOW DOES MAMAM DEAL WITH ALL THIS TESTOSTERONE AND PROFANITY?

    It's the poetry, Titus. I like poetry and laughter.

    If you read more than you shouted, you'd also know I've spent the greater part of my life in a family of men.

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  18. Evi L. BloggerladyDecember 14, 2012 at 1:46 AM

    The Constitution’s
    Second Amendment protects
    our right to stuff arms.

    If she farts, watch out!

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  19. windbagDecember 15, 2012 at 2:17 PM

    ...I've spent the greater part of my life in a family of men.

    To hear Titus tell it, he's spent the greater part of his life in men. Maybe that hinders his allotment of reading time.

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  20. MamaMDecember 16, 2012 at 1:08 PM

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  21. MamaMDecember 16, 2012 at 1:11 PM

    Mention of Janus was recently made, which could account for changing focus and reading challenges.

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