Filling all the way to the brim
Is not as good as halting in time.
Pounding an edge to sharpness
Will not make it last.
Pounding it hard
Will get you there.
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
If people were superior to animals, they'd take good care of them," said Pooh.”
ReplyDeleteIs this supposed to advice for Packer fans?
ReplyDeleteMrs. Goldberg, enough with the sex already, you're rocking the whole apartment house!
ReplyDeleteTAO OF POOHS ARE COOL AND FUNNY.
ReplyDeleteHI MAMAM
TITS.
MAMAM, BECAUSE YOU ARE OLD AND NOT WORLDLY I ASK THIS QUESTION.
ReplyDeleteHAVE YOU EVER MET A FAG AND IF SO HOW DID IT MAKE YOU FEEL?
I've met fags and it always made me feel queasy.
ReplyDeleteWhich I guess makes me unworldly. Hey look, you enter the world unworldly, then there's a brief stretch where you're stupid enough to think of yourself as hip, sophisticated and worldly, and then you give up the ghost (this is probably not what Catholics mean by giving up the ghost but it's my version) in short you admit to being unworldly again before departure at gate...gate what?...
Blowhards piss people off. I know that. So...no excuses.
Ode To Titus (in the key of sticky)
ReplyDelete♪Well I'm a rubbin" down the choad
Tryin' to loosen my load
I've got seven windows open online
Four that wanna charge me
Two that wanna text me
One says he's a friend of mine
Take it queasy
Take it sleasy
Don't let the sound of your own feels
Drive you crazy ♪
@Titus: Do you beta test your schtick here before trying it at TOP?: link
ReplyDeleteOde To Titus (in the key of sticky)
ReplyDeleteMore like the Key of Stuck.
I am at work and I don't have to use cap locks.
ReplyDeleteI will get my computer fixed when i go home to Wisconsin-too busy right now.
Ricpic, i wouldn't make you queasy, it would be just two dudes shooting the shit, maybe checking out some chicks, having a burger and just being fucking men.
tits.
MAMAM, BECAUSE YOU ARE OLD AND NOT WORLDLY I ASK THIS QUESTION.
ReplyDeleteHAVE YOU EVER MET A FAG AND IF SO HOW DID IT MAKE YOU FEEL?
Like I am going to seriously answer someone who keeps recycling the same chizzy joke over and over, only to trot it out a TOP for another lame try???
The Christmas Tit Tree was much better, but that's a hard one to top!
HI MAMAM.
ReplyDeleteAND HI EVERYONE ELSE.
I AM READY TO GO OVER THE FISCAL CLIFF.
TITS.
CHICKIE I JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE THERE KNOW ABOUT MY CAP ISSUE TOO, NO TESTING.
ReplyDeleteI WENT TO A SMALL OUT OF THE WAY CAFE ON MASS AVE TODAY AND SAW MANY VARIETY OF TITS-I ALMOST GOT OUT MY SKETCH PAD AND STARTED DRAWING THEM. IT WAS RAINING VERY HARD SO MANY OF THEM WERE MOIST AND STUCK TO THEIR BLOUSEY'S. THEY LOOKED LIKE THEY FELT UNCOMFORTABLE AND I WANTED TO LIGHTLY PULL ON THEIR SHIRT TO ALLOW FOR SOME AIR AND TO LET THEM DRY. I MUST OF SEEN AT LEAST 40 PAIRS.
TITS.
SOME OF THE PAIRS WERE OLDER AND SAGGED AND LOOK SOME SAD AND DAMAGED.
ReplyDeleteAND SOME WERE YOUNG AND PERKY AND LOOKED READY TO TAKE ON THE WORLD-LIKE THERE WERE READY FOR A RACE OR TO MOUNTAIN CLIMB OR TO BE SQUEEZED AND FUCKED.
AND SOME WERE MIDDLE AGE AND LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE STILL TRYING BUT THAT THEY WERE ABOUT READY TO CALL IT A LIFE.
VARYING STAGE OF TITS=DIFFERENT EMOTIONS AND FEELINGS CONVEYED.
TITS.
Well, there you go, Titus. All the ornaments needed to assemble a living tit tree, complete with variety, emotions, and feelings, with none other than yourself and your lunch plate as THE STAR awaiting the Holiday Mounting Experience.
ReplyDeleteMAMA I WOULD NOT WANT THE TIT TREE TO BE REAL TITS-THAT WOULD BE DISTURBING.
ReplyDeleteBUT JUST NICE ROUND CUT OUT TITS. OR PERHAPS GELLATINS.
And now for a brief romantic musical interlude.
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