Thursday, April 25, 2013

One Adam 12....Report of a Jeanie Impersonator...

"Excuse me ma'am but can I see your license and registration. And your navel."
"What? What are you talking about?"
"Well we have a report of a Jeanie Impersonator and we can't have that. I would mess up our dreams. So I have to check your navel to see if you could be Jeanie."
"I won't do that."
"Sorry ma'am but I am afraid you will have too. Tell you what. You can let my partner look. He's a fag so it will be allright."
"What.....what are you talking about? I am not gay."
"Sure whatever."
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7 comments:

  1. Evi L. BloggerladyApril 25, 2013 at 6:52 PM

    Hey the rowing team just got head!

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  2. Evi L. BloggerladyApril 25, 2013 at 6:53 PM

    I know you love certain cop shows, especially those with dusky voiced lounge singers working in the ER, but this one is a classic.

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  3. chickelitApril 25, 2013 at 7:39 PM

    I wish I could chirbit female voices.

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  4. ndspinelliApril 25, 2013 at 9:15 PM

    I'm watching the Yankee game. As Joba The Hut keeps getting larger he looks more and more like Jonathan Winters.

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  5. Trooper YorkApril 26, 2013 at 5:55 PM

    Hey Evi that very show is coming on METV this month.

    I am going to drive my wife crazy with my Jack Webb imitation.

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  6. Trooper YorkApril 26, 2013 at 6:29 PM

    Jack Webb was one of the biggest jazz fans in the world. He was friends with all the greats. Bird. Dizzy. Ella. He married Julie London and they parted as friends. He later had her star in his production of "Emergency" along with her husband Bobby Troup who was a hell of jazz piano player.

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  7. chickelitApril 26, 2013 at 7:04 PM

    I am going to drive my wife crazy with my Jack Webb imitation.

    Imitation is the sinecure's form of flattery.

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