Thursday, August 1, 2013

Betty Rubble is a dirty girl.



Betty Rubble is a dirty girl.

But then so is her friend Wilma. That's why she loves her so much.

Dino is a dirty, dirty dog. So dirty that if he lived in Wisconsin he would be rented out everyday by the dog toucher.

You see if he has Dino and a jar of peanut butter he can keep his lady friend quiet all the time while he comments on the internet.

Because he couldn't handle Betty.

But Dino is just his speed.
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21 comments:

  1. chickelitAugust 1, 2013 at 4:22 PM

    You know the world's gone to hell when the cartoonists deliberately draw breasts that look fake. What's up with that?

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  2. chickelitAugust 1, 2013 at 4:24 PM

    Maybe the artist is some dude who's never seen otherwise.

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  3. Evi L. BloggerladyAugust 1, 2013 at 4:24 PM

    Breasts need to be treated with respect!

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  4. Chip S.August 1, 2013 at 4:27 PM

    Have you considered the possibility that the fakes are modeled on the cartoons?

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  5. chickelitAugust 1, 2013 at 4:40 PM

    I'm a breast bigot, abreast of bigotry.

    The bigger they try, the harder they feel.

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  6. Chip S.August 1, 2013 at 4:47 PM

    Depends on the quality of the job.

    I've encountered some that were relatively modestly sized and too firm, and others that were big and soft yet totally non-saggy. Of course, neither type was a deal-breaker.

    Strippers don't seem to be willing to pay for the really good stuff. I guess the marketplace doesn't share our preferences, chick.

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  7. The DudeAugust 1, 2013 at 4:48 PM

    Perhaps if you were willing to put your money where your mouth is.

    Or vice versa...

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  8. Chip S.August 1, 2013 at 4:57 PM

    Oh, I do, Sixty.

    One of those ladies got taken to a pricey nightclub, while the other got take-out Chinese.

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  9. ndspinelliAugust 1, 2013 at 5:02 PM

    General Tso's chicken?

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  10. Chip S.August 1, 2013 at 5:05 PM

    Hey, they're all above the age of consent.

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  11. chickelitAugust 1, 2013 at 5:11 PM

    I guess the marketplace doesn't share our preferences, chick

    It's been a while since I shopped for breasts, Chip. I trust you're more in touch with today's trends.

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  12. blakeAugust 1, 2013 at 9:17 PM

    Chip S--

    That's been my theory. The fakes were modeled on comic books, and there are guys who've only seen comic books and strippers and have no concept of what a real breast looks (much less feels) like.

    I do think the technology has gotten to the point where there are good ones, tho'.

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  13. DarcyAugust 1, 2013 at 9:21 PM

    *folds arms*

    *taps foot*

    Uh HUH.

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  14. MethadrasAugust 1, 2013 at 9:45 PM

    Chip S. said...

    Hey, they're all above the age of consent.

    Even in cartoonsville.

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  15. MethadrasAugust 1, 2013 at 9:47 PM

    blake said...

    Chip S--

    That's been my theory. The fakes were modeled on comic books, and there are guys who've only seen comic books and strippers and have no concept of what a real breast looks (much less feels) like.

    I do think the technology has gotten to the point where there are good ones, tho'.

    Blake, you open up a modern comic book lately? Go do it. It's practically porn already with the super hero ladies drawn with outrageously perfect anatomies that send the mind reeling with a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

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  16. yashuAugust 2, 2013 at 2:29 AM

    Who will eat the purple spotted dick?

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  17. Chip S.August 2, 2013 at 2:36 AM

    I barely dare to eat a peach.

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  18. MamaMAugust 2, 2013 at 2:52 AM

    I barely dare to eat a peach.

    Time to Jam Up and Jelly Tight

    *Went to # 8 in December of 1969. Tommy said it was something his Dad said when things were going well!

    From My Father's Sayings & Song Collection

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  19. Chip S.August 2, 2013 at 3:07 AM

    "Saints preserve us!" Is something my mother never used to say. Just Aunt Polly.

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  20. blakeAugust 2, 2013 at 12:06 PM

    Darce--

    Love it when chicks cross their arms.

    Great boob support.

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  21. chickelitAugust 2, 2013 at 4:35 PM

    I think that from a boob's point of view, there's a huge difference between a woman folding and crossing her arms.

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