The Trooper York Commenter Meet Up for 2013 will be at the Seatuck Inn on Labor Day weekend. This was a photo of last years meet up at Fort Lauderdale's dog track (courtesy of Cody Jarret).
I hope I see all of you there.
Even you Spinelli.
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
The lack of self awareness is appalling.
ReplyDeleteSeems about right.
I'm sending my loin cloth to the cleaners now. Can't wait. I don't have to actually check in, right? I can just sleep out on the deck chairs by the pool.
ReplyDeleteI recognize Palladian from his other pix. Didn't know he was a member here last year.
ReplyDeleteOh he has his member in a lot of places.
ReplyDeleteThat's why he needs 20 year ketchup.
Palladian never takes his clothes off, even in the shower.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of douche is that, Palladian?
ReplyDeleteHe's like Cary Grant in "Charade".
ReplyDeleteExcept for wanting to tag Audrey Hepburn, of course.
I am not sure I want to go to a place called Seatuck. But Troops says it doesn't suck!
ReplyDeleteAnd it is not like Merde will show up.
It's the only party where people hold up signs that say "Don't Show Us Your Tits"
ReplyDeleteIma go ahead and schedule the alternate meetup. I've sent Darcy the address.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else wants to know where it is just...go to hell.
Enlarging that picture was a mistake.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing the guy holding his hot dog is the one gassing about private arrangements.
You could search far and wide and not find a better looking crew, just sayin'...
ReplyDeleteE.Y. Spinelli and bride will be in the NYC area on or about Friday 9/13/13. I think you might be cruisin'. If not, we would like to stop by if possible. My bride does flush after dropping a deuce in the toilet. I prefer the sink.
ReplyDeletePalladian is a "never nude" like David Cross on Arrested Development.
ReplyDelete@Troop: Be sure to take Spinelli to an approved pizza joint.
ReplyDeleteLooks like fun!
ReplyDeleteI see even Crack showed up (way in the back).
Nice of y'all to invite Chip Ahoy. Did he just show up like that, in the samurai costume?
I presume Chip S (on the left there) took off his shirt too, eventually. Though I understand he never removes his sunglasses.
Hey that's great news Nick. We will be back by then. I can't think of a better day to meet up than Friday the 13th.
ReplyDeleteI guess Titus took the picture.
ReplyDeleteTits!
Sweet.
ReplyDeleteCan I bring my grandpa along?
Seriously, though.
ReplyDeleteWhere did that picture come from?
Who's the one wearing the Ed Gein nipple sash?
ReplyDeleteTrooper, I'll email you when I get my schedule down. Visiting relatives in New England then heading your way. We want to meet you guys. I can't remember the last time I was in Brooklyn. Trips to NYC were Bronx[Stadium], Queens[Shit Stadium, Aqueduct, Belmont] and Manhattan. Yonkers Raceway too but Yonkers ain't NYC in my book. I think I ended up in Brooklyn on a lost weekend in the early 70's.
ReplyDeleteCody Jarrett took it at last years reunion.
ReplyDeleteWith TY and ND possibly getting together to out-tip each other, a "Whose that Moob" competition might be in order. Either that, or a Best in Turtle Shirt Event, with TY decked out in orange and ND festooned in the teal or blue--a combination which the enterprising Cody claims will draw aliens.
ReplyDeleteIf you're fishin' for phx, personal pics and pecs are the way to go!
TY and ND can get together like a couple a wiseguy eyetalian moobsters.
ReplyDelete"Married To The Moob" -- the wives' story.
ReplyDeleteThe Lavender Hill Moob
ReplyDeleteMoobsters
Mooby Dick
I could go on, but I think I have made my point.
The Lavender Hill Moob
ReplyDeleteTitus will join that club if he makes it to 50.
if he makes it to 50.
ReplyDeleteIt's the Over the Lavender Hill Moob awaiting him. Aging is a difficult gig regardless, but when one is focused on impression management and obsessed with youthful vigor, it's a killer.
I plan on watching my drinks closely. Trooper has always struck me as a roofie type.
ReplyDeleteMooby Dick.
ReplyDeleteI plan on watching my drinks closely. Trooper has always struck me as a roofie type.
ReplyDelete"It wasn't in the drink -- it was already in the glass"
Mags Bennett, "Justified"
You ever notice when the girls go topless, it's not the cute ones?
ReplyDeleteHey, is AllenS going to make it to the meet up? He hasn't checked in here in a long time.
ReplyDeleteBlake: making up in quantity what you lack in quality :)
ReplyDeletewindbag, I too have lamented Allen's long absence.
ReplyDeleteYou ever notice when the girls go topless, it's not the cute ones?
ReplyDeleteCute sells an image not synonymous with public breast exposure. Cute works better with coy, semi-covered assets.
'Course the guys in this photo are all hunka hunks of burning love.
The exposed breasts look like the real deal, as do the smiles on most of the faces.
@MamaM - I would hope that none of those guys got implants - if they did, they should get a refund. Or something...
ReplyDeleteIt's just too bad no one could convince Darcy to remove her top. Not even Blake. Which is why he had such a tight grip on his half a hot dog there.
ReplyDeletethey should get a refund. Or something...
ReplyDeleteWhat they get in return is a smile as it takes a ton of chutzpah, male goofiness and/or liquid courage to present those mighty moobs to public view.
The most unsettling detail for me is the large drip running down the center of the photo.
Thanks, MamaM, for making a peculiar picture even more disturbing. In all the excitement I hadn't even noticed that runoff.
ReplyDeleteI am trying not to think about what it might be. There are no good answers.
That particular bit of run off is from Palladian dropping his beer when Crack decided to be contrary and opposite--since everyone else was removing their shirts, he had to take off his pants.
ReplyDeleteThe beer can just sort of hung in the air for a couple of moments, before it hit the ground. It was like a movie scene.
Crack goes commando, you see.